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  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley i remembeer a lot about you and your body and fantasies

    do you remember the dog kennel, HTS. DO YOU???

    whoa whoa the dog kennel was all you big guy. too intense for me, and i was simply too pure/too much of a pushover to voice such concerns.
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  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    it's fucked. i own a bajillion games. i've played a ton of them. and... i have a hard time answering this. not because i have so many choices, but because it kinda feels like i don't even like games anymore. they're fun! don't get me wrong. i have fun, but i don't know that i really care anymore. y'know? especially picking a favorite game... like... huh. it feels weird. like i've lost a part of myself.


    1. Diablo 2 (maybe?)
    2. Mass Effect (the first one, and only the first one)
    3. Jade Empire (maybe?)
    4. Grim Dawn (maybe?)
    5. Kenshi (maybe?)

    i could put kenshi at the top of the list. i really do like it a lot. it's unique. very distinct experience. but also... idk, i haven't put thaaat much time into it. grim dawn? like. eh. it's fun. best arpg since diablo 2 probably, and easily my favorite since diablo 2. and like... i mean, diablo 2! it's an all time great game and i put a lot of hours into it in my youth, but if i died without ever playing it again i think i'd still die happy. i'm not in a rush to play any of these again, tbh. i've beaten mass effect a few times, that's gotta count for something. jade empire is just kung fu mass effect, and it only made the list because i'm eternally salty that bioware forgot they invented a fantastic new ip 20 years ago and has just slept on it ever since.

    also like if i'm going with diablo 2 because of all the time i played it when i was younger, then surely by the same token halo and halo 2 belong at the top of the list. the games i played when i still really cared. eh. halo 1-3 deserve a spot on the list for their OSTs alone.

    fuck
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  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    I want to do lots of legal cocaine.

    Legalize it.

    It's just a plant.
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  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    adulthood is realizing the good shit is the cookie part, not the filling. double stuffed oreos suck and i no longer understand people who like them.
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  5. Elbow African Astronaut
    gay? ain't nothing gay about this shit

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  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Elbow I feel loved at all times because I have accepted our Lord Jesus Christ as my own personal savior amen.

    It's true, people. My heart is full of Jesus' love.
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  7. Elbow African Astronaut
    Presumably Pakistan is a shithole because all the good people, like your family, leave. Maybe Pakistan could get better if you all stayed.
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  8. Elbow African Astronaut
    I can't remember when I signed up for NIS, but it was a long time ago. Things have changed: I don't live in my parents' basement anymore. I've been in a stable, long-term relationship for nearly 8 years. I don't really do drugs or drink anymore, although not for any particular reason (I guess finances, but if I wanted to I could make it work).

    Besides those differences though, I'm mostly in the same place I was when I signed up. Things have changed, but they've also stayed the same. I very well may start smoking meth tomorrow, and smoke it every day for the next year straight if the mood strikes me. I have the freedom to do so, if I so choose. It would not disrupt or negatively impact my life in any meaningful capacity to go on a years long bender. My life has crystallized into stability, but at the heart of that crystal lies a roiling chaos waiting to be unleashed.
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  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I've mixed ⅅXM with every class of drugs, none of it was good. The only thing you can do is eat 4-8 benadryl and chug a grapefruit juice. There are no good drugs to mix it with and any of them will take away from a good pure bundy trip

    CHUG GRAPEFRUIT AND BEEEDRILL IT GETS YOU HIGHER!!!!
    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S002432050201799X?via%3Dihub

    it's not even fun to smoke weed while tripping on a high dose you don't even feel it and maybe it might make you puke less.





    maybe

    weed and dxm is a goated combo and i will not abide this slander. dxm does not mix well with just about anything else though, you're not wrong. i mean, i don't think opiates would be much more likely to kill you than they usually are (don't quote me on this though - high enough doses might exacerbate the respiratory depression issue to the detriment of your health), but it's totally true that pretty much every other kind of high finds itself in conflict with dxm. weed is like the only thing that is even remotely harmonious with the robotrip imho.
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  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    dxm is like... the shape of the high is... robust, but there's a glaring absence of warm and soulful psychedelia. it's crying out for some psychedelic accompaniment. there's a hole in the high where psychedelia would fit perfectly, but it's a small hole, and most psychedelics are too big to fill it. weed brings exactly what it needs to bring to the table, and nothing more. match made in heaven tbh.
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  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    I can't believe Kafka is dead.

    ... no, I mean, I really can't believe it. She's definitely still alive.
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  12. Elbow African Astronaut
    I feel loved at all times because I have accepted our Lord Jesus Christ as my own personal savior amen.
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  13. Elbow African Astronaut
    I extended an olive branch to her through PMs because she really seemed like she was going through it, and the last thing she said to me was "I hope you end up in a camp". Uncharacteristically based of her, tbh. Are we sure that nobody here succeeded in getting her sectioned though? Like you niggas was talking about that yesterday? She was very against the idea, and even accused me of conspiring to help you accomplish it in PM exchange, but it would put my mind at ease knowing she was being held against her will for an indeterminate period of time, during which both her clothes and bodily autonomy would be completely stripped away, and for so long as she was unwilling to be compliant and obedient toward those in charge of her she'd be left with absolutely nothing safe.
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  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy Hey wyd i like porn

    BACK, HARLOT! BACK, I SAY!

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  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Women know the last thing you rapists want is for us to off ourselves.

    Do you really think they'll let you off just because your body's cold? There's a reason morgues prefer hiring women. If you're worried, stay strapped.
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  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    nooo dont do it you have so much to live for omg
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  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Do you ever have thoughts of your own or do you just copy/paste whatever you're currently reading or whatever fits your agenda regardless of it's validity or relevance?

    Kafka is Obbe's bimboification fetish alt.
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  18. Elbow African Astronaut
    Oh no. I actually had to perform a tech-exorcism. Upon removing scrap code from the blessed machine, its machine spirit seems to have been appeased. I merely had to recite from the Litany of Nvida Cleanup Tool and the aberrant pixels were quelled. Remarkable.

    Praise the Omnissiah.
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  19. Elbow African Astronaut
    Reinstalling the graphics drivers broke it again. I'm going to kill myself.
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  20. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) How did her first 3 ½ years go? Have they been uneventful?

    I mean, she hasn't been the president yet, but... yes? Nobody really made a peep about her vice presidency (until she was the presumptive candidate replacing Biden and there was political incentive to do so). The most eventful part of the Biden presidency was Trump failing to pull off a coup d'état. Aside from covid, I guess - a problem which Biden inherited from Trump, and from which no leader's reign was safe.
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