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  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That didn't scare me.

    Anger is fear announced.
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  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    i just realize that as a brit/brit-adjacent, op probably pronounces "harassment" as "harris-mint"
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  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    I don't have allergies. Th-that was the whole point of this thread. I was scoffing at the very idea of being debilitated by the mere presence of aerosolized plant cum.
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  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    You should expect to spend the first hour after taking it fighting nausea. You will most likely puke 45-90 minutes after taking it. Hold the line - hold it in - for as long as you can. When you finally give in and hurl, and once your faculties are no longer preoccupied with keeping the contents of your stomach on the inside of your body, you will quickly begin to notice how fucked up you are. Enjoy the ride for 6 hours or so, and then enjoy feeling some pep in your step for the next day or so: revitalized, full of vim and vigor.
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  5. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Warcry

    dicksperm dicksperm

    the dicksperm is dodging the egg

    i repeat, the dicksperm has missed the egg
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  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    I think it's equal parts jealousy over not having any comparable financial options, and the fact that it's predatory (after a fashion). Like... you have to be a supremely mentally deficient simp to pay for porn, and an individual who makes their livelihood off of finding people like that and taking their money is not a good person. You could chalk this up to good old fashioned misogyny and not wanting to see women get ahead, but people have no more favorable an outlook when it comes to the many Jewish men who produce so much of the adult entertainment industry's content.

    People are willing to forgive a pornstar - pornstar is just a job. The production side is seen as more scummy, closer to being a pimp or a drug dealer.
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  7. Elbow African Astronaut
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  8. Elbow African Astronaut
    I vote that Lanny should ban this thread because this community is degenerate enough that someone might go out there and make their bet a sure thing.
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  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Folks this really has me thinking, kinda like that fast black guy Usian BOLT obivously goes faster because he is named bolt.

    We already know cars with flames go faster, especially if they're painted from front to back.

    Do yellow guns fire faster??? Why don't people paint all their guns yellow? Like lightning.

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  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers NO you THERE should IS become NO attracted SUCH to THING prepubescent OVER children THERE.

    For some reason I'm getting the urge to hide in the bushes outside the local elementary school... weird.

    Don't molest kids! Don't molest kids! Do not send drugs to minors! Do not try to harbor strange 14 year olds in your drug den! Don't molest kids!
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  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Rowling retconned a bunch of lgbt stuff, several characters are supposedly gay including dumblrdor. Luna being trans ya my head canon and no one can tell be different

    It'll always be funny as fuck to me how she retconned half the cast as diverse and gay, expertly cultivating a rabidly loyal fanbase consisting of the most fervently progressive terminally online tumblr leftists, and then blew it all up by doing a hecking wrongthink. Built herself a throne of TNT and lit the fuse one day when she got bored of being famous and universally adored. God bless her.
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  12. Elbow African Astronaut
    I should change my account name to Raymond, because everybody loves me.
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  13. Elbow African Astronaut
    Are there like subliminal messages tucked into discord that turn people into pedophiles or what the fuck?
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  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael.Bauer Giuseppe Ma Mastrostefano

    That definitely sounds like a real name, yeah. Think you nailed it. He's going down.
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  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace I don't know who you're getting you're information from

    Edit: maybe you heard through the grapevine

    I waterboarded myself for you and this is how you treat me? Like you don't even know me? How awful.
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  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    Bruce Wayne's parents:
    Originally posted by WellHung PLEASE DON'T AMBUSH ME BEHIND THE MOVIE THEATER
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  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas send you on a working holiday to israel

    yes, they're going to institute the draft, and the first people they send are going to be the half-blind gays in their 30s. i doubt bradley is even registered with Selective Service - afaik it's only mandatory 'til you're 25.
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  18. Elbow African Astronaut
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  19. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas I hope Trump gets elected because

    A) he's funnier
    B) NO EASING UP ON THE GAS

    I hope Biden gets elected because

    1) He's a senile, dementia-addled old man, which is darkly hilarious incredibly sad.

    2) It would upset right wingers, which is almost as funny as upsetting the left.

    2a) Biden also upsets the far left.

    2b) Everyone here seemingly wants him to lose, so it would be particularly funny for me.

    2scoops) of ice cream.

    3) Everything is going to shit right now, and it's probably better in the long term if as much of that happens under democratic leadership as possible. America is in a death spiral and electoral politics is not enough to pull it out of the tailspin. Politics right now is a game of hot potato, and when everything inevitably collapses around us it is going to do immeasurable damage to the popularity of whichever set of beliefs are held by those in charge.
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  20. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley asking if I heard about how he's running from all this shit

    omg sis spill sksksksk they must have given u some deets
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