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  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    and pay for our trip to Las Vegas and 2 nights 3 day stay at the 32nd-floor suites of the Mandalay Bay hotel.

    also some play money. like 500 bucks each for ammunition
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  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    He'd make this a rule, then just permaban kafka and say "she's the worst poster of the week, every week, in perpetuity" to make less work for himself. Keeping track of who's the worst poster of any given week would take time away from lovingly nursing his bottle of vermouth.
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  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enigma I'm not gay anymore btw

    Bradley finally bought the book!

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  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shuttle I've never used one but they're kinda interesting. How do they work? Is it just someone in the other stall in some random bathroom waiting for someone to stick their dick in the hole or what

    PS: I recall seeing a video on Youtube where this guy went to a glory hole operated in this persons house, i cant find the video now but i remember that the video was over 20 minutes and didn't have a lot of views, and im pretty sure i recall the youtuber being asian. If you can find the video it would be much appreciated.

    Let's get one thing straight: it's not "someone". It's some guy. It's ~always a guy sitting on the other side. If you used ten thousand glory holes, maybe one time there could have been a woman sucking your dick.
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  5. Elbow African Astronaut
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  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    I don't make friends, I make acquaintances. All my motives are ulterior. My soul is terrifying.
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  7. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag The effect is usually me thinking they're dumb.

    Some guys are into that. You're providing free femdom RP the more scorn and derision you direct their way. smh
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  8. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy Do u lick cunny

    This account is neither cute nor funny.
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  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enigma FOlks your hosts Bonderplats and EnigmaE93 will be charging this session, we only have 6 people cammed up right now so we're extending the offer to anyone off work

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  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag their words don't have the intended effect

    They clearly have an effect though, which is good enough for some. If it was completely beneath your notice, you wouldn't have posted this! "I'm ignoring your posts" is an acknowledgement!
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  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny This ain't a Tim Hortons, Pal.
    fuck off with your preferred pronouns

    clearly a femboy hooters order smh
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  12. Elbow African Astronaut
    God Bless America. Truly the greatest country on Earth. Shame about its prospects for leadership in the near future, but still the finest nation on this planet. Even if it is the "new money" of statehood, and has a history the length of which is dwarfed by nations in the Old (Money) World - it's a Forbes 30 Under 300 country or something.



    I'm not proud to be an American, but I'm a little ashamed to not be one.



    Happy Birthday, America.
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  13. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas good

    good

    good

    Aldra will never forgive the UK for the century of humiliation they subjected his people to.

    Originally posted by Donald Trump God save the King.

    God save the king.
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  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    I think I like natural best but I voted blonde because you asked NIS, and that was a dumb thing to do. The blonde, I feel, really captures the spirit of that.
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  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    pride month is over its illegal to be gay now
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  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    like beauty nourishes the soul and the plastic look does not, but it's not ugly. at least not to me. it's just... something else entirely. 🤷‍♀️
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  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If ten retards stick together, you get one normal person.

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  18. Elbow African Astronaut
    also whatever the hell this is. i heard this a lot growing up.

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  19. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant I don’t even really believe this is a true conspiracy, but if it was it would be brilliant.

    What if Wozny was right and Lanny really did have connections to Jeff Hunter? What if Lanny was working with the feds to use all the data here to train an AI model to understand/predict criminal behavior? Or how to catch chomos? And some of these Alts of young girls are just the bots created from all of this jumbled posting over years and years.

    And no this doesn’t belong in half baked I’m not stoned rn.

    If training an AI to predict criminal behavior was the plan, it'd be a terrible plan. Everyone here is old, and has more-or-less aged out of any and all criminality more egregious than recreational drug abuse (and even that has wound down significantly over time).



    You'd have better luck training it on Zoklet/Totse archives than on the fresh posts on this little backwater shithole. Bad Ideas and BLTC were the lifeblood of totse and zoklet. Not so much here. Not anymore. The sole exception is noncery, or it was until recently, but with Sophie [pretending he's] dead and wariat steadfastly refusing to post... well... even that's over now too. Plus, at its very peak, the NIS nonce population was probably like 3 - 5. If you wanted to train an AI to catch nonces, you'd get better training data from any modestly populated discord server.
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  20. Elbow African Astronaut


    this is such a perfect bird

    fuck

    look at that boy. like a chunky little sphere with wings and adorable little soulless black eyes and the ittiest bittiest little beak.

    i want to keep one as a pet but also no i don't that's mean the whole sky belongs to them and its wrong to keep them caged
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