I mean, assuming anyone else exists, I would like them to harbor a little doubt in the back of their minds for everything (even the things they're most certain of). There are no guarantees that anyone besides myself and an evil demonic genius does exist, really, but that thought is existentially terrifying so let's pretend.
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I'm basically a normie.
But apparently I have become more autistic over the years:
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
It was a joke, Malice. The joke being I have a social life.
I can't tell if I meant the idea that I have a social life is a joke (because I did not), or if I was pretending to have a social life.
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I don't know how Wariat finds all this shit. The only plausible explanation is that he's tapped into some kind of global pedophilic hive consciousness.
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Originally posted by Dirtbag
I voted for my human rights instead of letting fear of immigration push me to vote for fascism. Governments manufacture crisis to take away your rights and that's what the Tories would have done. The immigration problem will sort itself out, the riots are inevitable and I saw it coming that catholics and protestants would unite here.
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Originally posted by Dirtbag
I can't tell if this is like the bear thing. Can men really not understand why women fear fascism more than immigrants? White men are just as dangerous as them.
Men are dangerous, therefore importing more men is bad. It's really straightforward.
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"Cor I've seen nowt like this in me life. Hope they don't smash up Greggs or t'pub."
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The dangerous thing about announcing that you're a narcissist and should be feared is that it also announces that it's super easy to absolutely ruin your fucking day by just... chipping away at your self image slightly, by clowning on you even a little bit.
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2024-08-04 at 5:10 PM UTC
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Meanwhile, in Canadia
Originally posted by Donald Trump
I think we should trust him, considering his name.
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"I'm so terrified that Donald Trump is going to fly Bradley to the same country as me that I'm considering contacting the police. Anyway, here's why I'm more afraid of fascism than ten thousand Rapeistani refugees coming here on boats..."
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Originally posted by Dirtbag
Foh
It's okay, habibi. Nothing wrong with voting to bring in an actual patriarchy if you feel like the current one isn't oppressing you enough. 😘
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2024-08-03 at 9:18 PM UTC
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Hey Scron something for you
Originally posted by Bradley
White women really fuck dogs that often??
Take the rational dogpill.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I wished hard enough for a polish femboy and now I have one 😍
Wiesz, że zrobiłbym dla ciebie wszystko, seksowna.~ ♥
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"I've just been to the store"
O 'ave you bruv? Weather's a bit shit innit? Did you buy any bog roll with your Sprite? 'cause I'm cacking up your thread. Ta.
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2024-08-02 at 5:42 AM UTC
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Introduce moderators
I was a mod on totseans at one point apparently. I don't remember this at all, but someone showed me evidence of past-me yelling at the other mods for how they wanted to moderate (ie they wanted to moderate) and that totally seems like something I'd do. I'm the only person qualified to mod here, because I'm the only person with a proven track record of fighting for a moderation policy of aloof disinterest in actually moderating (the core philosophy of this community).
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2024-08-01 at 10:27 PM UTC
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Donald needs to take a hint
Originally posted by Bradley
I still am hoping Donald Trump doesn't do anything to you but I would stop provoking him or he might
He's been held liable for past incidents of rape/sexual assault so one should absolutely exercise caution when dealing with him. Despicable orange bastardo.
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2024-07-13 at 7:05 PM UTC
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Donald needs to take a hint
Originally posted by ner vegas
they don't need to be trained for that
Shhhhh. Cats are pure and good. Cats should be cared for and pampered. This is
not just the toxoplasma gondii speaking.
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As far as I can tell the evidence that she's a troon boils down to "she had a lot of testosterone in her blood a year ago and some arab guy said that proves she's got XY chromosomes". I mean, that seems like an extremely silly conclusion to jump to in the face of juicing in competitive sports, let alone the possibility of weird hormonal disorders.
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2024-08-01 at 2:50 AM UTC
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510-935-5845
cant fuckin believe scronny gave you my number ugh
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2024-07-29 at 11:24 AM UTC
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LET THEM EAT CAKE
Originally posted by Morshoo
you could just stop buying meth, then you could have like 3 or 4 pbj’s probbly
if i had meth i wouldn't need to eat any pbjs
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