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Posts by jerryb

  1. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Next task is to find an Icelandic wife…

    A lot of vikings took Irish women to Iceland. Maybe you can kidnap Kafka and make her your slave wife.

    Hope you have enough money put back for beauty treatments.
  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    Everyone knows every President is a liar and in it for the payout after office.
  3. jerryb African Astronaut
    I usually keep my car semi-clean. I do end up with tools laying around I have to put up when it gets out of hand.
  4. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny while Real Men have their cars double as trashcans.

    Truck beds make good beer can holders. No littering and bonus sell them when you collect enough.
  5. jerryb African Astronaut
    Jiggaboo don't care bout no damn king now, he's a Murican.

    Truthfully Americans suck famous peoples cock. Most tards know more about some idiot rappers new boyfriend than about the constitution.
  6. jerryb African Astronaut
    We like spacing our killings out. Europeans just mellow out and then one day decide to go rape and butcher the neighbors because you know them damn neighbors did something 200-500 years ago.
  7. jerryb African Astronaut
    Let me be the first to say, welcome my fellow American!

    Pretty sweet to have both UK and US citizenship.
  8. jerryb African Astronaut
    If you didn't live in a fag country you could have pulled out your 9mm and blasted their ass.
  9. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Spend the day with her…that's the best gift a mother could wish for.

    My mom passed away year and a half ago and we always liked it when I just showed up and bullshitted a few hours. Also I never care about official days, if someone needs something I help if I can.

    Also thanks for being here Jiggaboo because I think vinny was having withdraw. Nobody else can keep up the back and forth like you.
  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what about those without any men in their lives.

    Really depends, some let shit go until it stops running and some keep up the maintenance better than men. They get all worried if some light comes on, had lots that will not drive until someone checks it even if a low tire pressure light.

    Another thing a lot of women use their car as a mobile storage unit.
  11. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny which is worse ?

    a used car owned by a black man or one owned by a white woman.

    Most white women got some man that will at least change the oil and repair stuff and sometimes shovel out the garbage.

    Clue to white woman car is about 1000 things hanging off the key chain or rear view mirror.
  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Heading to Moab and then beelining south to Rocky Mountain National Park.

    Might want to get a better map bro.
  13. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Most longshoremen are unionized and make decent money and don't work too often, plus it's a Hella manly job with lots of corruption involved. Have you never seen "on the waterfront?" What's your dad do? Short order cook? Pfff

    Yeah they probably make decent money and I bet they bring some good stuff home that somehow fell out of a container.
  14. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny when buying used vehicles, does the race of previous owners matter.

    Yes, we use to buy cars at auction in Atlanta. I can tell in one second if a black owned it. Usually nasty as hell, big ass speaker amp and some fucked up looking wheels. A lot of times oil almost like tar and brakes worn down to the rotors.
  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    I guess things different where your at, I'm a mechanic and can work for cash all day long and nobody gives a fuck. Plus it's not expensive to get your paperwork here.

    I piss a lot of boomers off, they don't like hearing that it's harder for young people today when they go into their young people lazy routine. One of the reasons I tell them to get all they can from the gov because they getting fucked.
  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I honestly can't recall a more autistic thread on this site in quite a while, Love her or Hate her, Kafka makes great content

    Yeah her and Wariat pretty much filling in this place for now. Need some material from my nigga Bradley, he's always doing crazy stuff.
  17. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by D-Bonglord No, that picture was posted 2016-03-23 at 7:58 PM UTC

    But as you can see in the post I said I had it since 2011. I'm just trying to say i've been being a retard for more than a decade, and I was even stupider when I was a teenager if you can believe that. and i'm still not dead

    But as you age you learn to be less retarded and I think this is about the time when people who were going to die/kill themselves usually do that by now, I used to be suicidal and do a lot more drugs

    I'm not anymore, I just keep staying alive for some reason like the sum of it all gives it more meaning , I don't have to seek out retardation it's a struggle just to not life a life of chaos and insanity

    Today I saw a cop riding a horse and then I spoke to God who tried to give me drugs, at least he said he was God. I don't like going outside and think the world is insane

    Just for the record I don't think your retarded but actually a pretty smart guy. A lot smarter than some here that think they are smart.

    You need to get your ID so you can start milking the system, use every benefit you can.
  18. jerryb African Astronaut
    Nah, the funny part the stupid cow trying to get up.
  19. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra


    when industrial society collapses, we won't be able to try again for millennia

    Is it wrong I lol at this? I'm still loling.
  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so your an addict.

    Yes.
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