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Posts by jerryb

  1. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk That's where I currently reside as well, born and raised in the north though.

    That being said I apologize then…

    Just kidding, the south ain't all that bad, just a little slow for my liking at times though

    Don't be in a hurry, take it easy. Seriously if you grew up in the south without AC like I did you'd take it slow also. lol
  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    Anyone going hungry in the US today is a retard. Most stores don't even say anything to shoplifters, go in get you something to eat and walk out.
  3. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Damn it! Now I have to tell Vinny I was wrong, he'll gloat for hours.
  4. jerryb African Astronaut
    Po-po don't need no reasons, they do what they in the mood for. Best to avoid any contact with them.
  5. jerryb African Astronaut
    Women, last time my coffee pot died and told the wife to pick me up one while she was in town. I even explained to get a cheap one with just an on/off button. Of course she comes home with one that will do all kinds of fancy stuff, needless to say I have never used any of those functions.
  6. jerryb African Astronaut
    I'm basically retired but still do shit for old customers so they don't get ripped da fuck off.

    Just got home, one fella his AC compressor locked down so I told him what parts to get. Put some rear brake pads on for another old geezer.

    Most old guys will force ya to take money so I just charge em a few shekels to make em happy.
  7. jerryb African Astronaut
    Sometimes you got to kill them to save them. Them cops dindu nuffin, they good boys, turning their life around and got saved in da church.
  8. jerryb African Astronaut
    It's the bay area, a lot of those men are butch dikes.
  9. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You sick voyeuristic bastard.

    Wariat threads are like a bad car wreck. You don't want to look but you can't keep from it.

    Every day he ask for advice and then completely ignores it. lol
  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    LOL

    He did manage to get that one old gal to lick his bunghole. I would like to be a fly on the wall to hear their conversation.
  11. jerryb African Astronaut
    Yeah I read they bring in more than they get from the gov. I think it's pretty nice having old traditions, this is what Americans miss being a young country.

    Also read years back the Prince of Wales gets all money and property of people that die without family they can find. Apparently Charles donated all to charity which was good of him.
  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    I'm neutral on the royal fambly. They probably bring in tourist dollars, a lot of Americans probably visit England hoping to see one of them.

    Of course I'm one of those tards that doesn't follow sports or know who the newest movie star or singer. Years ago Reagan visited my town, stayed home because he could visit me and save me some gas and time.
  13. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ecto the plasm Having an age preference under 18 is not only cringe, but retarded. because girls don't develop all at the same time. You are just seeking out the bare minimum age you can get away with. You walk up to the most popular girls in highschools with no car just some random old pervert and talk about age of consent and ass licking

    That's fucking disgusting. You are not socialized or intelligent enough to pick up girls of any age, because they don't want or need you.
    I bet one day you will see some women and flirt with them and they will laugh and walk away and say "OH MY GOD ISN'T THAT THE LICK MY ASS GUY?! WHAT A FUCKING WEIRDO LOSER LOOOOL"

    and then they go home and lick their dogs ass. The world rests easy for another day

    LOL @ "OH MY GOD ISN'T THAT THE LICK MY ASS GUY?! WHAT A FUCKING WEIRDO LOSER LOOOOL"
  14. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So Americans only need $7411.55

    Dang that's pretty cheap. Didn't realize that much difference between them, not to long ago CN and US about equal.
  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra and if we're lucky, the war will spill over there while he's visiting

    Well a nigga has to take chances if he's looking for an ass licking, dog porn loving teenybopper.
  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat grandpas? more like dad here. and dont some gor daddy issues or never had a dad?

    A 14yo girl thinks a 30yo guy pretty much grandpa age. lol

    You seem to have plenty of spending money, why not go to some place like Moldova. These gals will think your rich seeing how the average income there $200-300 a month. Plus it's not very far from Poland.

    Before anyone rags my ass I'm not suggesting Wariat pick up underage teens, but I bet he could hook up with some 18-20yos. May want to keep the butt licking and dog porn to yourself.
  17. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you dont see a plane with a luggage rack either,

    Normally planes don't take people to the graveyard. Guess they could but landing may be tricky.
  18. jerryb African Astronaut
    That's what I've heard. I'll try about anything once, I don't go as far as a Chinerman. Those niggas eat anything.
  19. jerryb African Astronaut
    My guess is they don't like guys almost their grandpa age hitting on them. You need to go back to those old gals, at least you got lucky a few times with them.
  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    I'd try it. One thing about growing up dirt poor in hillbilly country I've ate many different critters, frog legs alright but you need a lot for a meal.
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