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Posts by jerryb

  1. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock i didnt have it bad…ive seen a lot of shit-tier 'rates' who had it much, much, much infinitely worse.

    on one of my deployments my assigned sleeping area was the nicest non-high-rank-officer living space on the carrier. it was in a deep area of the ship away from all machinery and traffic…meaning literally as quiet as possible to be on a ship, it was always dark, the 'heads' were ALWAYS empty…i never saw anyone in them, everyone else in the sleeping area was 'quality' as in they kept everything clean, tidy, and in good shape, it smelled good/clean (not like other sleep spaces where they smelled like grease, oil, stagnant piss or shit, or unwashed dirty ass), and it had the nicest mattresses, lights, water/showers, TV/VCRs, and furniture

    i was basically my own supervisor and while i, for the most part, made my own working hours, i still had shit to do so there were countless times i literally didnt leave my work space for more than a week and slept in a bunk room…or if that was occupied, literally under or on a desk. a commander let me (ordered me) to use his office one time for a nights sleep of two hours after a debate of why i couldnt return to my quarters to sleep.

    Shit sounds like a hotel. I was a submariner so slept wherever there was a spot, sometimes just a mattress in the torpedo room snuggled up to a subroc.
  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina its legal in poland

    Only if the satellite is over 16.
  3. jerryb African Astronaut
    Need rope, lots of rope.
  4. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock part of my job was 'informing' officers of shit. and im not talking 'JOs'…im talking one-stars, captains (the equivalent to colonel) and a two-star who at least pretended to care.

    speaking of which, i had two 'majors' (they were called that to be derogatory towards their idiocy…their actual rank was 'lt commander') who were know it alls. most everyone hated them and did whatever they could to fuck them over. one of them i was in a massive verbal argument…shouting match… in front of everyone…and ultimately won…then another who was utterly incompetent who kept stealing credit for other people work who was finally 'fired' and given a job with zero supervision.

    Damn I thought I had it bad. lol
  5. jerryb African Astronaut
    Probably the stupidest thing they do around here is release rattlesnakes. Lord knows you can't have enough rattlesnakes and copperheads around.
  6. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock When I was on a carrier the US had just started using drones. The iranians had been training for small-boat Swarm attacks.

    The only weapons our ship had were 20mm vulcans and a few seasparrow missiles which would have been overwhelmed by the tactics the iranians trained for. (.50 bmg doesn't count…their range is useless)

    I brought it up to every 'important' officer who would listen, using ww2 ships literally covered in 30mm, 40mm, 50mm, and larger guns as examples. They said the carriers aircraft would take out any swarms boats before they made it to the carrier.

    Bullshit. Until navy's equip surface ships with at LEAST 30mm guns in every square inch of available deck space drones are going to win.

    Bro you know you can't tell navy officers shit. One week your explaining how you equipment works and the next week he knows more than you. lol
  7. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock They say the same bullshit about the manatees where I live. They complain they're starving.

    Yea, no shit…there's too many of them and they've eaten all their food

    Maybe they need to start whacking them in the head, rich hos need fur coats.

    Same shit with deer, if hunters don't thin them then they over populate and have winter starvation. Those tree huggers rather they starve than someone have a little fun shooting them and getting some meat.
  8. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Aryan Hey guize, i am originally from the beerbarrel forum and drunkenly found my way here, 1 sn0wy, (SNiFFfFffF) winter evening.

    Waaaait, there's more than 1 person posting on here, r-right?


    The beerbarrel use to be a good place, it and all the circle of crust forums pretty much dead now.
  9. jerryb African Astronaut
    I've been gone a couple months and thought maybe he said fuck this place. lol

    Cool finny is posting again, think he was banned before I signed up.

    Edit: Hope he finds his way back, poor vinny needs him.
  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    Where the fuck is Jiggaboo?

    We have Paddies, Eurofags and Americunts disrespecting dear Ole England and he's nowhere to be found.
  11. jerryb African Astronaut
    To many niggas on the planet. Huge fishing fleets scooping up everything that swims.
  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by toilet clogger wats behaviour

    It's how those Brits spell, of course they invented English so they got that going for em.
  13. jerryb African Astronaut
    I use to go to the auctions in Atlanta, the Indian dealers bought German cars for the blacks and Honda/Toyota for the whites. They could sale a BMW multiple times, get what they paid as down payment, get a couple payments, repo and then repeat.
  14. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer........................................ i guarantee each one of those capital ships has an SSN escort…theres probably an SSGN in there somewhere as well

    We always went ahead of carrier groups to screen for subs. The reason for the LA class subs was to keep up with the carriers because older ones where not fast enough.

    There is always fast attacks patrolling in the Med.
  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Retarded goyim don't understand that these jedis who invented various superheores always intended them as being jedi.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Shuster
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Siegel

    Superman even had a job with mass media.
  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you dont have to read his shits if you didnt want to mane

    That's what I normally do, he's like a broken record posting the same stuff over and over. In the past he at least posted his art and talked about other stuff.
  17. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the only DOT they have over there is that thing on their forehead.


    Hey when your poor you do what you need to get by. I give em credit for that, they could instead lay around with flies buzzing around like in Africa.
  18. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny coats sitll work if your kid/s only grew taller and not fstter.

    it will be shorter but it still keeps them warm.

    I guess that would work if you don't mind your kid going around looking like a tard. You do understand their arms and such grow also, poor kid would have a coat with sleeves at his elbow if Vinny was his dad.
  19. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra nigger next door keeps trying to break in my window


    Keep leaving that window open and you'll wake up with the litter box, cat tree and water bowl missing.
  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you mean FAT. he grew fat.

    Actually he's skinnier than fuck. My family seems to missed the southern lard ass gene, come to think of it most of my extended family not fat.
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