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Posts by jerryb

  1. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor Pedophelia is welcome, Wariat is a mod. CP is encouraged by admin.

    Be really nice if the pedos would fuck off to somewhere else.
  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe Do you enjoy marijuana? I've heard it's become popular amongst your age group since legalization, albeit more for the medical reasons rather than recreation.

    No and I no longer drink either. Most people around my age have been smoking it since they where teens, a lot grow it also. This area people never worried about little things like the law, it was a natural to go from making moonshine into growing weed.
  3. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster A big hairy friend who fucks you in the ass and puts his cock in your mouth

    Big LOL.

    Surely there are some gays that want to watch a white man with a shit eating grin and a big white pipe stretch out some little brown guys.

    Or he can try to find a rich Cuban in Key West (Floridas version of SF) to be a boy toy and rob him blind.
  4. jerryb African Astronaut
    Jigg, I mean Mr. Kawkasian lives in a city full of brown people, he can pretend Houston is a colony granted to him from the King and lord it over his lowly workers, illegal maid and get a quick rub and tug at the Asian spa.

    So from this day forward please use Lord Kawkasian instead of just Kawkasian. My wish for him when he retires is a country home with a big porch so he can chastise the Mexican landscapers when they miss a spot.
  5. jerryb African Astronaut
    Closer kin deeper in.
  6. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 nah you're way cooler than bradley or the other insufferable DHfags. When DH said they were sending their best they sent us wellhung <3

    I admit that was a pretty good read. As Taras alt I give it a 9/10.
  7. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Get a solar panel and hook your phone up to it and use GPS to naviagte. go from miami to chesapeake bay or new york and then a straight shot across the atlantic

    I wonder if you could even make the journey in a yacht, let alone a fishing boat/ sport boat. Try it out for us and let us know

    People do it all the time, I think the smallest boat was like 9' long. People also rowed across the Atlantic. Little late in the year to start out in the North Atlantic.

    Bradley should spend the winter learning to sail and do it next year.
  8. jerryb African Astronaut
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  9. jerryb African Astronaut
    Looks like she pissed her pants, that's hot.
  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe I like getting high.

    See, I can respect that.
  11. jerryb African Astronaut
    If they don't pay her back she will need to break some bones behind the club.
  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    Muh weed, muh medicine. lol

    Nigga just admit you like getting high which I'm OK with but some you fuckers claim it will cure anything from a limp dick to cancer.
  13. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Or you can go to Somalia and become a pirate, really the options are endless.

    Yeah Bradley forget dat bus, you need to catch dat boat.
  14. jerryb African Astronaut
    Kinda put off eating food invented by folks that shit on the curb and wipe with their hand. Plus I think I've only met one Indian I didn't want to give a dirt nap.
  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump OP steal a million dollar yacht from Miami, sail it to Ireland, we'll go hang out here and go to Poland to meet 16 year olds (I hear they're legal there).

    Yeah Bradley that's a win-win. If you make it across the Atlantic you can get all kinds of hoes or twinks. If not you swim with the fishes.
  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    Hate to see ya go Bradley, iffin you're serious at least go on a big stealing spree to hook you're mom up with some good stuff.
  17. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian They can have it at this point…I'm my own country now.

    That's the best option. As I taught my sons, never let them sucker you with pride and serving your country to go get killed for them.
  18. jerryb African Astronaut
    I never said I was smart. I would say I'm semi-functional.

    I'll say it for ya, Rule Britannia. We bow to your greatness, well until the Pakis take over. lol
  19. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian ..and 1 day own a fridge.

    Now lets not give him an impossible mission.
  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    He will never die until he completes his mission.

    His mission is to disagree with everyone on the internet.
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