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What stops Vindictive Vinny from killing himself?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    He can't afford a knife?
  2. #2
    Seppuku is the way of the Saumrai: I think Vinny would rather be killed by an obese hooker sitting on his face behind a Denny's.
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Seppuku is the way of the Saumrai: I think Vinny would rather be killed by an obese hooker sitting on his face behind a Denny's.

    He can't afford one
  4. #4
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    His sense of self worth.
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Kawkasian His sense of self worth.

    Was it present from birth? During his early years, perhaps there was a dearth?
  6. #6
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Was it present from birth? During his early years, perhaps there was a dearth?

    No, it grew when he got the internet and none of his neighbors had it. A massive boost to his self worth and ego..he became king of the slum.
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  7. #7
    His English skills aren't profeciecient enough to allow him to obtain a lethal means of doing so
  8. #8
    my rent free accomodation in various users head
  9. #9
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my rent free accomodation in various users head

    Oh there's a price to be paid...
  10. #10
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my rent free accomodation in various users head

    another thing that only lives in someone's head (yours) being this opinion
  11. #11
    jerryb African Astronaut
    He will never die until he completes his mission.

    His mission is to disagree with everyone on the internet.
  12. #12
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb He will never die until he completes his mission.

    His mission is to disagree with everyone on the internet.

    ..and 1 day own a fridge.
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  13. #13
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian ..and 1 day own a fridge.

    Now lets not give him an impossible mission.
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  14. #14
    Originally posted by Kawkasian ..and 1 day own a fridge.

    if i covet pre-freshed foods.
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