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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    As you know many of NIS members have finished their community college degrees at the mickey mouse school of fuckups.

    So what better way of unwinding than coming to my house and watching me stand in different parts of my kitchen scrolling on my phone, I can also give shitty life advice and tell you how the correct way to pronounce Worcestershire.

    £75 a night

    Ni happy ending.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    its war is chester & i'm cooking meth in ur pad
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    It's Wuh-st-uh-sher

    Fucking foreigners.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    worsh chester
  5. #5
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood worsh chester

    Wrong.
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    it's a fucking brown sauce nobody gives a shit what you call it and retard british that think they own some brand naming right like Champagne from the French region are delusional and coping with their dying economy.

    Nobody gives a shit about your dumb sauce, everyone in the world makes it better and cheaper in giant vats from chemicals and preservatives, you aren't special.

    Get back in the swamps you filthy britons that's where you stinky fish eaters belong
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    *drinks all your piss warm beer* I"M NOT EVEEN DRUNK THIS STUFF IS ONLY HALF A PERCENT OF WHAT IT IS IN MY COUNTRY LETS COOK A BATCH THIS IS PUSSY SHITE
  8. #8
    Imagine being a faggot living in Woke Canada and larping as a tough guy
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    chugging alcohol is how normal people relax
  10. #10
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood chugging alcohol is how normal people relax

    dude admitted to being a normie.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Hey don't call the police i'm just trying to have a few beverages and those boxes of pills are for my allergies
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    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Instigator As you know many of NIS members have finished their community college degrees at the mickey mouse school of fuckups.

    So what better way of unwinding than coming to my house and watching me stand in different parts of my kitchen scrolling on my phone, I can also give shitty life advice and tell you how the correct way to pronounce Worcestershire.

    £75 a night

    Ni happy ending.

    damn friend, that really hurts my feelings.
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's Wuh-st-uh-sher

    Fucking foreigners.

    Kinda how I always said it.
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    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I heard this really fat southern guy call it "Washyoursister Sauce" and I've been saying that for a couple of years now.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Brown Sauce W Sauce
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enigma I heard this really fat southern guy call it "Washyoursister Sauce" and I've been saying that for a couple of years now.

    You should try going up in the mountains here, some of those real old hillbillies I have a hard time understanding.
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    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I like when they show people from the Appalachian mountains on documentaries (also the bayjo) and they put subtitles while they speak English because it's incomprehensible.
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  18. #18
    jerryb African Astronaut
    No shit I've lived here all my life and sometimes think what the fuck he say. lol
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    Same with some Scotts.

    Back in Manchester I had a Scottish truck driver delivering a load to us and he was talking to me saying

    "Hee da hoo da hoo da hii, in de har de doo"

    I kept saying to him

    "What?"

    Finally he said slowly

    "READ MY FUCKIN LIPS...Hee da hoo da hoo da hii, in de har de doo"

    I said "oh ok, yes"
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  20. #20
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Well hillbillies are mostly Scots and Scots-Irish.
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