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Posts by slide22

  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You wouldn't know wrong if it looked you in the face. And it does. Every morning in the mirror.

    your insults are the same regurgitated old dog riffs.
  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    https://www.openvaers.com/covid-data/reproductive-health


    The vaxxers have ghosted themselves. Nowhere to be found.

    No fucking way is that accurate. But in the slight chance it is, thats fucking pure madness.

    but why the sudden drop off?
  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    Just a scratch!
  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i doubt you can see your own ass.

    He has a magical mirror that tells him this
  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats a constitutional republic.

    as funny as it sounds and the amendments to follow, it was meant to be laws written in stone.

    It failed!
  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    In the end, when Link kills the final boss, He is finally allowed to enter the dungeon where Zelda is but is sadly surprised to see Mario, Yoshi, and Luigi pulling a train on her.


    he suicides soon afterward by Hari Kari from his own sword.

    The End.

    credits roll
  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're a new aged loon

    Crystals and all
  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ok, Mr. Smartypants. When the Moon is only other side of the Earth, where's the Earth's shadow? Just vanished, did it?

    Moon is only 1/6 the size of the Earth so the Earth is off to the side not the Sun
  9. slide22 African Astronaut
    Derailed
  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    Farting
  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    I fucking farted
  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost post address, don't pm me or I will delete it without reading.

    You're doing it wrong
  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    Who is your daddy and what does he do
  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    What do you do
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    I like that song that plays in the castle entrench

    It's very Thome York moody


    Move to timeliness 8:25


  16. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You were in diapers in the 60s.

    I died an early hipster life in Northbeach Beat Scene and reborn back into the bay area

    I'm old soul liberal
  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    Ear plugs/ Gets ran down by fork
    LIFT
  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley but four hours ago this guy was smoking a cigarette,I walked out with my cigar, which i did not want to smoke. I say hey sir can I buy a cigarette from you, (while holding a buck/1$bill) he said no, I said I hope to god you never need anything from me.

    His car wasn't starting, he said something (I smoke black and milds in like 4 sittings so I was out there again) about calling someone to give him a jump.

    I helped him out by cutting his passenger side tires.
    God Bless!
    Please be a good person in the future and this wouldn't happen to you at 3:39am :) :) :)

    Maybe he only had 1 cig left
    You slashed his tire?
  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    Peanuts aren't even nuts

    They're the poor mans source of protein
  20. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Milk, peanuts, cheese, steam in the microwave Broccoli, nacho cheese sauce.

    Cashews and pistachios have more protein and don't clog your colon hole
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