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  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    No one even took time out to remember those lost at Pearl Harbor 81 years ago :(
  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    James Bond would take the slow and horrible method because he knows it would give him time to figure out how to get out of it.
  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I'm sure I did

    remember when kr0z had made like three or four statements over a two year period of his daughter had died. in one incident how he joked about rolling over on her and not waking up.

    FLMAO

    Fucking hell he was evil as shit. his humor was the worse
  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's only the evil and their system that get destroyed, not Planet Earth.

    God will destroy the heaven and the earth and create a new heaven and earth

    Oh no, you learned the MacAbre, didn't you? You're a CATHOLIC
  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Planet Earth will never cease to exist. From the Original Plan to the Garden of Eden to Forever, with a slight detour in between.

    WRONG

    No Man shall know the hour (nor the Birds or Angels in the heavens)
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    Originally posted by Ghost to answer your PM years later;

    Do I like Workaholics?
    it's a decent show but I have never gone out of my way to watch it really but if it comes on comedy network at 3am I will watch an episode.
    I have nothing bad at all to say about the show but I don't consider it FUNNY ENOUGH to watch over something else

    ive seen A LOT of comedy and can remember a lot of jokes so I don't watch it very often these days.



    this isn't about me paul, this is about you and workaholics and your "career" which has not improved since TWO THOUSAND NINETEEN, I have worked several different SECTORS OF INDUSTRY and hated them all fucked it all up in that time which isn't anything to be proud of but I can at least say I did something new

    But like damn dude is that all you do??

    once or twice a Month I still rub out a village of my clones then take them to the waterpark ride where the cum-tissue is like their inner-tube and it does that swirling thing but then then I have to wash the dead clone-polywogs from my hand

    I need to be more hydrated if I want to beat off more often plus med-vacation for a few days.

    how's your love-life.
  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I got aids from barebacking a hooker

    well I bet you feel really really stupid now, Don't you? I bet you wish you could take everything back. cept aids. it can't be given back. just given. no returns. just keeps giving and giving

    also in the early 1990s or 1980s this would be the worse thing a human could joke about however no one fears HIV anynmore. THEY SHOULD! Wait till AIDS goes super nova when it breeds with covid
  9. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The kill shot doesn't get you right away. It kills your immune system, so other diseases can more easily set in. Mark my words, you will die.

    We're all going to DIE for fuck sakes. you could go at any moment! you been hanging out at the gym lately and doing your daily cardio? didn't think so
  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost simping for a couple

    yup just like I simp for kafka and all those messages I SENT HER clearly I am obsessed

    can never SIMP for a man though. Nobody ever called me gay when I stood up and defended Bill Krozby for YEARS against you internet bullies HURRR DURRR RAPIST BAD DAD yeah yeah yeah like any of you are any better NO YOU SIMP IM LOVE WITH Bill Krozby HE IS JUST AS EVIL AS KAFKA WHICH IS WHY WE ARE ALL OBSESSED WITH HIM

    also I'll post all the PMs you ever sent me on this account for years
    how does that sound WOZNY???

    I had to dig through sploo and Bill Krozby bones to pull up this relic, I get PM's like this from every butt hurt faggot §m£ÂgØL , Captain Falcon, OCTAVIAN sends me life updates every few months just like this and then when I call them a faggot they spam UR A RATLOLOLOLOL for a week and then quit the forum again to go back to their little faggot lives until they rear their ugly heads again

    Go have a skitzo meltdown again loser faggot WHAT HAPPENED TO 5 DAYS
    4 DAYS
    3 DAYS
    that was MONTHS ago what THE FUCK are you WAITYING for PUNK????? COME AT ME PUSSY FAGGOTS ILL FIGHT YOU ALL!!!!!!

    Should I call Toronto 9-1-1 and tell them that I strongly believe you're having a micro-stroke right now. You OK?
  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Those hot stone massages go for $100 on facebook marketplace here in Houston

    Great deal, especially as they cum to you. Great when you can't be bothered driving to the Asian Spa

    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/108405625850866/search?query=hot%20stones

    Two Questionis for you unrelated/related

    One did you check to see if there is a school impact fee for your property if you choose to build?

    and have you ever heard this song before?

  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hey. AI is people, too.

    Im' just razzing you Mr AI

    On what day/month/year will Planet Earth finally cease to exist?
  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    did anyone get a flu or nose infection yet this winter? I feel one coming on


    GOT DAMN IT
  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You've heard of Long Covid? How about "Creeping Heart" Covid?

    for a Christian you sure do wish a lot of death on people and always try scaring people for getting covid shots.

    cut that shit out
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka No it’s not because I didn’t have this issue before.

    lexapro. start with like 5mg. go talk to a psychiatrist

    you wont worry so much
  16. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Have someone listen to your heart on the left side. If there's nothing there, you know you have a problem.

    Zombie Nation?
  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Apparently not. I've seen it all over youtube, tiktok, instagram, facebook etc etc.

    like 5 million plus views already. he's just being difficult and smarmy
  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    Bloody Tampon Fart
  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Anybody could be anybody, or everybody.

    shut the fuck up AI chatter
  20. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I think they both love each other truly and all the beliefs of others are meaningless and obviously jealous they don't have their own superficial relathionship gossip

    You're such a simp-chimp

    now get out of my way or GIT WAI OUT

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