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Posts by slide22

  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven go sit down

    You tell him, sport. Here is a belt, 'just like I taught you'
  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    That juicebox story is from actor n director Tom Arnold's very own sister. The drug dealer is the sister
  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung trampoline

    That's right, REA REA
  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster $20 hair clippers, old one took a shit when I tried to shave my head today

    Mine too. the fucking thing dropped and as heavy duty as it seems it busted the main clip that pops in. the one part that's plastic. everything else is like heavy duty steel.

    so now it vibrate like shit.

    I need to get a new one. they're like 60 bucks for a decent one off of Amazon but Ill probably go to some big box store and find a decent one and pay the hundred plus.

    also I'm gonna get this album for Gigi's record player

    she likes the Vandals and so do I



  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    does anyone have saved videos of Hikki?


    that dude was weird funny. especially his japanese cartoon cape thing where he thinks he's superman and running full speed through his house chasing his cat with his back arched down and his arms in front of him.

    I miss the old NIS days.
  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S what happened to G & hikki

    funny you asked this while I was typing about Hiki

    I saw G on tinychat with some of his new friends. but he told me that he's tired of the headgames on here. he has new drinking friends.

    Hiki/hikki is clearly alt'n about.
  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You gonna get stabbed by a nigger in a waffle house one day

    Now that's Hiki

    you must be hiki if not scron

    we said this many times before. Hiki showing his face and saying racist shit about black folks was gonna catch up to him one day. Innerwebs is a Time Machine (as long as archive.org doesn't remove it)


    -CIAO
  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung If Ray Ray and Pookie ended up fucking those niggers.

    Ongoing Joke on stickam and yahoo chat


    REA
    Royal Equestrian Army (My Little Pony)
    REA
    Research, Evaluation & Assessment

    My favorite

    REA
    Research, Evaluation and Accountability
  9. slide22 African Astronaut
    pray
  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    is it Opposite Day today?
  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost

    VAMPIRISM
    CANNIBALISM
    DRUG ADDICTION
    ALCOHOLISM
    SADISM
    MUTILATION

    There is a movie called "The Three Devils" on Tubi or Pluto right now. it's a sequel I think to the Devils Rejects film


    Edited: Its 3 From Hell. I thought it was a rob zombie remake of the original.
  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canaan_Banana

    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/zimbabwe-s-banana-left-legacy-of-disgrace-1.392631



    it's BANANA TIME

    Canaanites was the sodomizing people and it sounds k9 or even Cannon if you have an accent.
    so there is layers of lols

    Cannon Banana Gun by the Canaanite

  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    The viagra statement was "You know you would hit that" regarding old ass nancy pelosi. she's fucking 30 years older than I am. maybe if I was of an illegal age at 16 and she was in her late 40s back then. Yeah, she was pretty hot for a MILF

    but I couldn't get hard even if I took a viagra while looking at her now. thats where that statement came from. Your lame Paul Wonzy and viagra statement not working, regardless for reasons of taking it shows your true IQ along with Speedy (I look everything up on wikipedia) fact guy.
  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That makes him a mongrel not a Native American.

    I wonder how his jedi Friends feel about him in Hollywood now.
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're going by what you were told to believe all your life. You know, there was an actual point in time where you would be summarily executed, simply for stating the Earth isn't flat. Everyone and their dog believed the Earth was flat, proving that just because a lot of people believe something, on a mass, global scale, does not automatically make it true. And you were around for the Thalidomide Babies, I'm sure. Everything you've been told by the Establishment has been a lie - they being the Children of the Father of the Lie.

    You having a stroke?
  16. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That wouldn't effect where the shadows fall, the shape of the orbit doesn't matter, it's the position of the planetary bodies in relation to the ecliptic that determines where shadows fall.

    If all bodies were on the same orbital planes then we'd have many more eclipses…2 a month…one when the moon is between the sun and Earth, one when the Earth is between Sun and moon…regardless of the shape of those orbits.

    We don't because of the tilt of orbits…not the shape.

    Im not disagreing but just adding to its behavior.

    it's like a centrifuge where it gets a bit far distance and this may have to do with the tides as well. it pulls and releases of sorts due to the tilt and slightly off ellipses. tides occur anyways but you get higher than normal during a supermoon and lower than normal when the moon is farther off.

    I lived half a block from the beach in the bay on an island in which when the moon was its farthest position and during natural low tide, the water would go out almost a quarter to half a mile. you would walk out and grab all kinds of cool Conch shells and people look for pearls in oysters. then on the opposite, if you have a supermoon and it's stormy af (which happens maybe 1 in 10-15 years of storms over weeks, supermoon, high tide, the waterline raises up 6-7 feet over the sand barrior put in place and the beach front road floods a bit. apparently, its getting worse. even in San Francisco, the water lifts onto the street of the Embarcadero which apparently never happened before. when the combination of a supermoon and long storms and high tide hit at the same time, it will eventually make it difficult to own a business on embarcadero street. especially when it just becomes the norm. regardless of the moon

    Mansplained by the Beige on this November 8th, Year of our lord 2022

    -Beige Warlock
  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant Huzzah another democrap vote!

    You should leave. I warned you about this place. it's bad for you. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN
  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How are those crystals working out? Will they grow your hair back? Will they bring Frogigi back? I know, maybe they'll make your wiener work.


    People in Walnut Creek are deeply into them. I think TM has crystal users. thats big in Walnut Creek.

    Ray Daleo is a new ager and got both himself and Jame Comey into trouble with congress when he demanded James Comey sign full transparency while working for Bridgewater Association

    then Obama offers him a job as Head Director of FBI which pissed off old-school FBI agents who said he had no experience and was only a legal analyzer or some shit. he was basically a lawyer working for the FBI? look it up

    also.. pssst, guess who worked with James Comey in the Legal department as head of HR? yep, Jeff Hunter!


    in before your 3 Card Montey remark of "Wrong Jeff Hunter" from your beenverified account

    Jeff's mother was Mayor of Saratoga, Ca now vice after she had a heart attack
  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you raised a really long pole with a massive flag on it at night, you would be able to see the shadow of that flag on the Moon with binoculars.

    You're just trying to be silly because you were wrong about the shadow of the earth is why we see half moons and new moons and crescent moons and so on.

    the shadow of the earth only casts on the moon during eclipses.

    Also I meant to say elliptical not eclipses orbit.
  20. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh and this is why the Earth's/Moon's shadow isn't always visible…the orbits are tilted so the shadows don't often fall in the space occupied by Earth or moon (depending on if it's a lunar or solar eclipse).


    it's also Edited: The Orbit is Elliptical a bit. It's why you have super moons that are like 30 thousand miles closer which makes a huge difference. it's almost like an early morning sun cresting it gets so bright outside.

    I never noticed in it the city with light pollution but suddenly living way out in the far suburbs around farmland the sky is pitch dark on a new moon but a super moon is like someone shining a flashlight into your house through blinds.

    sitting in the backyard, you hear crickets and frogs chirping and when the new moon came up, nothing. dead silence then birds start chirping.

    the moon phase literally affects humans as we all know lunacy comes from the word lunar. and believe it or not, there is something called a Shaved Moon where the worse nights aren't a full moon but the shaved moon the night after a total moon.
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