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Posts by slide22

  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Err I mean office
  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master yeah, smellhung didnt realize he was talking to one of the real ones. one of those drop everything he's doing to get on a bus and chug a beer with a dude from the internet and smash him in the face if he talks smack irl ones.

    Also you walked downstairs with live stream going on and I saw the entire station
  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung niggles?

    Can I call you at home, Wellington?
  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    lolwut
  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls

    🤷🏽‍♂️

    Slender spider legs
  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost sounds like you just made all this up to me, and hate kikes. U a nazi?

    Yup. I'm a big nazi now

    Sorry I'm not an Aryan, I'm a Celt american

    They clash
  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb He's like those ultra jedis that think Israel should only be there when a certain event happens, they're against the current Israel. jedis are weird fuckers.

    Yep

    John the visionist and his Rev 3.9 in the Christian faith knows this

    And real Jews know this too but some have been imprisoned for being public about it
  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley was jacob a muslim

    Jacob was renamed Israel

    Euro Ashkenazi Kazars are edomites who converted to The faith

    This is why they say anti-semite because Esau was the father edomites. Esau was Jacob's twin brother so both are semites which are the decendents of Shem the son of Noah

    Shem is Semite

    So they use the race card Semite" because theyre not israelites
  9. slide22 African Astronaut
    If you never raped or murked a person before, then rent a zip car or get a cheap 20 dollar car and drive Amazon Flex

    it pays like 22 an hour but you can pay off your rental in one hour. usually 6-8 hours of work and instant pay through autopay to your bank card

    do it while going to school

    just do lots of meth. who needs sleep

    * the above mention is for informational purposes only and should not actually be a challenge to perform* -Totse (c) 1989
  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb Sounds like she wants some of you Bradley.

    442
  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I have a small belly as well, wearing a 34-36Wx32L which I'm not proud of as I would like the WxL to be the same

    I literally go between 36-38 size waste and a 32L because I can't find a 31L and Gigi hems them for me

    so were not far off in clothing size. I thought you were 6 foot 2? I'm a quarter inch under 6 feet (from a 6 foot and a half inch originally.. according to spine)

    anyways, why do you have a 34-36 inW ?
    You say you're thin. you should be like a 30 or 32w
  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley

    When you gonna get hairplugs?

    your head isnt shaped right for being a bald with a goatee kind of guy.
    get a toupee.

    hair for men, bro
  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley wozny ur a fucking retard bro you're telling me walking isn't exercise but bicycling around where the very nature of the machine your using makes input so efficient you might as well not be fucking doing anything at all you fat motherfucker.

    I'd love to see you go on one of my 90 minute walks where i get like 6 miles and shit and i'm just dripping in swweat and drunk as fuck witha heavy ass backpack on full of stolen loot

    no i see ur ass with a big water bottle, a fucking sweat band around your head, and your sitting there on a bike not sweating as you cruise around a nature path of pavement & people walking dogs and power walking for exercise.

    None of this is true.
    Walking or hiking can be hard on the knees. running is hard on the shins (shinsplints). Im not saying don't do any walking but I was pointing out that Florida is well knowns to be flat and that if you're going to do lots of walking you may as well do it in hilly areas while if you're going to travel long flat areas, do it on a bike. We have flatlands in the bay area too called "Flatlands or Flats". they're good for biking and the hills for hiking. and if you're really in shape, then mountain biking is abundant here.

    My point is why would I move or come out to Florida just to walk around everywhere for exercise when I can do it here.
  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor yep definitely pinball and a big teevee and kegerator

    LOL at Kegerator.

    shit, just have pony kegs on tap

    anyways, stick to the basics for now, Fona. women hate it when men are having to much fun. ease into these things
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor like the bang-em-tang-em bros?

    sure.

    But on a sidenote
    It's heartwarming to see Fona go from Living in Mom's basement to meeting MILF and having shared digs, to "OMG wut the fuck did I do" and moving out, to get some overpriced tool shed apartment to meeting her and now half-owner of a real house. starter house for him is usually a second/third house for mid-age couples.

    Nice going Fona. makes me want to push harder on getting my cabin house going.

    Imagine if you didn't advance and was still in moms spare room?
  16. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Nice house fona I'm glad you like your copper drains and laundry toilet.

    That's cool looks like a little drybar in one of your living rooms.

    As far as your yard being a steep hill, see if you can grow grapes . Then start the Daytona Wine company which would make you a vintner not that I know what the word means

    He has a slope. I mean, before I saw that basement which is huge and finished off, The first thought I had was to bore into the slope and make a cool ass Bat-Cave and storage. but he could cut it back and put a retaining wall on it and get a larger yard out of it.

    But I would be focused on doing some cool ass shit to that finished basement.

    it's a safety shelter at least. Russians invade, run downstairs. chance of a rare north-midwestern Tornado. Go down to the cellar. Want to entertain bros to bring wives over to hang out with wifey, Build a personal theater to watch football games on or basketball and have a full bar, pool tables, pinball machines, classic arcade, etc etc.

    and there seems to be two of them. thats an entire apartment right there.
    could be rental income.
  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley nice house bro! What's your address?

    ikr

    TosZok 1st Anual NYE Event

    send the kids to the aunties house and have wifey bring all her single or swinging girlfriends over for us to have a ho-down with


    Weeee Haw!
  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Go sit down

    Oh Nigga Wuhh?

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    Uh Ohsh we gunna all dies

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