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  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra those look like monkeypox scars

    not sure I believe the 'we don't do the gay stuff' line

    I thought it was him picking "The Bugs" off his skin or even KP Lesions. from HIV
  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Dude I was just saying our moon and sun is small compared to other moons and suns.

    No. No you didn't.

    Now listen to me. LISTEN TO ME, SIR

    YoU Said Insignificant. ITS ALL WE HAVE!
  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    Such volatile times.

    War begins and the mass purge is just up the road.

    I'm frightened. Hug me Kafka
  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra LOL



    LMAO

    Fucking meth tweaker.

    That's his father who used to be a Porn Star that was on youtube. His father was a porn star a few decades back
  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I'd say i have a bunch of crazy reading material after work but I'll be cooking all night into the morning and baking cakes and pies

    Apple Pie or Pumpkin?
  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb Dude I'm married and ain't looking for some crazy gal. I get all the satisfaction I need at home for free.

    That's nice my man. It was just NIS sass we have around here. No one is hooking up with another and having affairs. cept maybe Frala and Lanny
  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    12 gauge. shot the dude while the burglars were throwing shit at him. he blasted one and held the others at gunpoint. dude was 60 years older than the robber.

  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    I wish I was a talented graphic artist. I got nothing to offer outside of very impressive OP. very cool. Thanks for sharing.
  9. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I like the visual graphic things that show how tiny our little moon and sun are compared to others. Insignificance intensifies?

    WTF are you saying?

    We're in the Goldy Locks Zone. Not too Hot, Not Too Cold but just right. Venus and Mars are in the Goldy Locks zone but one has an out of control atmosphere and the other lost it's atmosphere.

    insignificance? we would be crushed on some planets from our own weight.
  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    I love the moon. it's pretty when you're out in the flatlands of a desert and it's rising with no mountains blocking the horizon. Full Moon is so Orange-Gold and looks 10 times the size than it does in full rise.

    If you smoke some weed and have a few drinks and maybe a Red Bull on top of it, It's a buzz that just can't be killed. not even by the whiniest little bitch like Scronaldo or Bradley derailing my wonderful thread.

    The Moon is a gift by the One God and Father of Abraham and if you don't accept this as true you're probably a satanic worshiping closet gay.

    Cept Scron. he came out a decade back
  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I wonder how much soap could be made with the fat deposits in your abdomen and thighs.

    I'd probably get more digging out the fat in your skull that's replacing that so-called Brain of yours.
  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master You really think Kafka and Candy are the same person?

    Video Time Coded

    If a fight broke between Scronaldo and Blaster Master

    Chris Parnell will be playing Scron and Will Ferrell is playing the part of blaster master

  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant This thread reminds me of this other one. I think it will most likely get you about the same results. Respectfully.



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats a big cod, lil bromo.

    ^ Disturbing
    ^Disturbing
  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb I was assuming she catlick, she may be a prod so anything goes. She sounds pretty high maintenance, personally I'd skip that shit plus I don't think she works so that's a negative.

    You and Blaster can spit-roast her and she could be getting ham-rammed by one of you while she's sucking off and licking your man gouch to finish off

    Sorry, Kafka. Stop being promiscuous. You're a good Scot-Irish Catholic. save what's left for your husband and settle down and have some white kids. or marry a rich Chinese dude and live like a Chinese Fetish Queen

    Or Marry a Jew and convert. Irish and Ashkanazi look the same minus that nose. like I said, they call Irish "Potato Jews] because it seems Ireland uses a lot of Hebrew shit in their culture. Fucks that about? Lost tribe?
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    Im watching the Families of Los Alamos Atomic Bomb Testing and the 8mm they took. some in color. Robert Openheimer and all of the assistance trying to figure out how to make the first Booming thing.

    because of them we won the war in Japan or was Japan going to give up regardless?

    if we (The USA) didn't figure it out first how long before Russia would have surpassed us?

    We're all going to die from fire. molten hot fire. 10 thousand times the temps of the surface of the sun.

    we are a self-destructive species always bickering and haggling and gonna Vishnu all of you. "the great Equalizer". Now I have become METH!

    get high on radiation
    smoke some cobalt
    lick a catalytic converter
    and fuck a wild colt


    whatever that even means i dunno
  16. slide22 African Astronaut
    It feels so good when the other side of Waria planet is sleeping and without Speedy.

    Ohhhhh this feels so peaceful without all of the noncing
  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung How do i end up being his bait? How do i become vulnerable, Mr. Paul Wozny of Palo Alto, California, USA?

    If that was my real name you would have Violated P.I. rules which is universal on all forums.

    You fucking P.I.'d me (though its a trope name) and LANNY SHOULD PERMA BANNNNN U FO EVA
  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost ill buy u a account but i know you wont play plus your computer is probably old af

    you just want to get me to join so

    A: Build shit like a slave
    B: Hack into my computer since were on the same port and slow down the CPU fan and fry my motherboard
  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Banana bread = no.

    Sugar and carbs…you'll learn one day…probably after losing a leg.

    it's more refined
    don't use sugar. use splenda with a 1/8th brown sugar
    add raisins and walnuts and it's a real treat like a cake.
  20. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost yeah go spend more money to try new things you are at a perfect moment to do that im sure

    i'm sorry, what did you just say?
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