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Posts by Balloon Man

  1. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Voting is gay. I didn't vote because politics is making everyone faggotty.
  2. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon not by a long way. you crying cos your gf won't say you got a big dick is the saddest thing ever.

    You lost so hard at that argument that you had to start making up fanfics?
  3. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I bought Groceries Girl an iPhone 13 pro blah blah, the one with the three cameras, in May. Well over €1300.

    I know she's still using the old but fairly good budget android phone I got free and gave her as a replacement for her shit old tplink nexos phone that had a swollen battery and was a major fire hazard.

    I can tell cos the photos are not iPhone tier. But whatever, the iPhone was a gift, if she isn't using it or sold it on that's her business.

    It's disappointing though. She was like a kid at Christmas when she got that iPhone. Like what I hoped our kids would be like.

    This is like the saddest thing ever
  4. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon The male psyche is one of predatory control. When women enjoy getting 'chatted up' by a man with sweet-talk, they know it's symbolic predation. They even refer to it as 'the chase'.

    The fact that we no longer routinely pursue and rape is irrelevant to our biological wiring. Mukukamy is trying to enlighten you, and you are too hung up on bullshit to see it.

    Long live Mukukamy!

    This is just a regurgitation of gay ass 90s Camille Paglia shit
  5. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Weed isn't even a real drug
  6. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon better than anything you'll get in a restaurant.


    This stuff is way better than the Thai Kitchen stuff
  7. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I wonder what the power puff girls are doing right meow…..



    Eating shrimp with mojojojo marinade
  8. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon Look 'Mr Big', don't make your woman into a liar. She's already showing benevolence fucking you, even with your inadequate dick, it's too much to expect her to deny the men who came before you with a more satisfying final surge. She obviously loves you, just not that much.

    Why you gotta think of other men? Why can't it just be saying something to make your partner happy?
  9. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Who is haxxor
  10. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Troon defeated yet again
  11. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Embargo King
  12. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon i couldn't face re-reading the phrase 'summarily misunderstood' in case my pubes turned gray.

    Good thing it was right near the end of the post
  13. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon on what metric are you calculating an average?

    Classic 10 point scale

    see? nothing you say makes any sense unless you are a retarded loser.

    lmao 'Mr Big'

    Why did you get scared and shy away from directly addressing the numerous points I made dismantling your stupidity?
  14. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon you're more retarded than i realized

    Maybe you're more retarded than you realize

    so you fuck women you don't find sexy? what sort of hole-seeking low-bar rabbit are you?

    What? That's backwards and makes no sense.

    Yes men often have sex with average to below average women due to not being shallow, stuff like emotional connection.

    You are just saying stupid stuff, like the total opposite of what makes any sense. Trying to act smug doesn't change that.

    your sex life must be emotionally barren, and i understand now why you want women to lie during sex.


    so, if i'm fucking a woman, i do find her sexy otherwise i would not be there. i have no problem saying she's sexy, because I would not be fucking her if i didn't.

    at the same time, i would not ask her to call me a stallion to make me cum, because i would not want to look like a fucking sad loser nor spoil her fun with a pathetic turn-off move like you seem to make all the time.

    lmao

    Saying "lmao" at the end of a senseless babble doesn't turn it into a good point.

    No, YOUR sex life must be emotionally barren because apparently the only reason you have sex with anybody is if you find them visually pleasing.

    It also demonstrates that you summarily misunderstood the point of the analogy, so in your case maybe your retarded cold bimbo bitch partner asks you to tell her how smart and caring she is during sex.
  15. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Who decides what ugly is?

    God
  16. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra DDOS got nothing to do with it, this is major ISPs acting as a cartel and nullrouting a site on their own authority

    What is nullrouting
  17. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra this is fucked, my ISP is nullrouting it too

    there are sites that get blocked here, usually torrents and 'pro terrorism' stuff, but at least in that case you get a 'denied' page:




    this is way more insidious though; it just appears as though the site is timing out. These ISPs are acting as a cartel without any legal justification for what they're doing - they're acting unilaterally across state and national lines, as rootless cosmopolitans and international hyenas are wont to do.

    This is not really different to how China can silence NBA people just by their investments.
  18. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra


    the internet is no longer fit for purpose

    Why cuz 1 website is ddosed?
  19. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 How do you know this.

    Sorry I said the opposite, it was actually about witches and shit but then there was a war so they made it about war and shit

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Pigs


    The original title of "War Pigs" was "Walpurgis", dealing with the witches' sabbath.[3][4] "Walpurgis is sort of like Christmas for Satanists. And to me, war was the big Satan", said bassist and lyricist Geezer Butler. "It wasn’t about politics or government or anything. It was Evil itself. So I was saying 'generals gathered in the masses / just like witches at black masses' to make an analogy. But when we brought it to the record company, they thought 'Walpurgis' sounded too Satanic. And that's when we turned it into 'War Pigs'. But we didn't change the lyrics, because they were already finished."[5]
  20. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon sexy and hot are subjective opinions, whereas your dick could only be considered 'big' to a virgin midget or to wariat's fateful 'date'. it's measurably and verifiably average.

    don't make the woman lie for your fragile ass ego, you pathetic fuck.

    No they're not, that's a cope that ugly people use. And how's that relevant anyway? They're asking you to say something you don't necessarily believe.
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