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  1. how to cover adeles songs in a manly fashion.
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  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Balloon Man What if you had an average 6 inch reasonable girth dick and your wife thought your dick was fine but you wanted her to tell you that you have a really big dick, would it be a problem with you if she refused?

    it's just not big. no point prolonging your misery. get over it.
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Synergistic dominance.
  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley haha why woulud he tell us this??????

    out of context. they said "You know you would fuck Nancy Pelosi" and I said that in regards to her. 40-50 years ago she was smoking hot but thats why I said it's taken out of context, Simpy
  5. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon it's just not big. no point prolonging your misery. get over it.

    That's like if your partner doesn't look like Adriana Lima so you refuse to call her sexy or hot or whatever during sex, basically just missing the point
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    So butt has been doing Jury Duty...so I've been calling him Duty Butt....and saying he's doing Butt Duty...lmfao ...

    Wonder how they decide who will do butt Duty...like who chooses ...just a thought
  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Balloon Man That's like if your partner doesn't look like Adriana Lima so you refuse to call her sexy or hot or whatever during sex, basically just missing the point

    sexy and hot are subjective opinions, whereas your dick could only be considered 'big' to a virgin midget or to wariat's fateful 'date'. it's measurably and verifiably average.

    don't make the woman lie for your fragile ass ego, you pathetic fuck.
  8. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon sexy and hot are subjective opinions, whereas your dick could only be considered 'big' to a virgin midget or to wariat's fateful 'date'. it's measurably and verifiably average.

    don't make the woman lie for your fragile ass ego, you pathetic fuck.

    No they're not, that's a cope that ugly people use. And how's that relevant anyway? They're asking you to say something you don't necessarily believe.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Balloon Man No they're not, that's a cope that ugly people use. And how's that relevant anyway? They're asking you to say something you don't necessarily believe.

    Who decides what ugly is?
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how to cover adeles songs in a manly fashion.

    Look like you’re having fun
  11. troon African Astronaut
    you're more retarded than i realized

    Originally posted by Balloon Man That's like if your partner doesn't look like Adriana Lima so you refuse to call her sexy or hot or whatever during sex

    so you fuck women you don't find sexy? what sort of hole-seeking low-bar rabbit are you?

    your sex life must be emotionally barren, and i understand now why you want women to lie during sex.

    Originally posted by Balloon Man No they're not, that's a cope that ugly people use. And how's that relevant anyway? They're asking you to say something you don't necessarily believe.

    so, if i'm fucking a woman, i do find her sexy otherwise i would not be there. i have no problem saying she's sexy, because I would not be fucking her if i didn't.

    at the same time, i would not ask her to call me a stallion to make me cum, because i would not want to look like a fucking sad loser nor spoil her fun with a pathetic turn-off move like you seem to make all the time.

    lmao
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  12. WellHung Black Hole
    zooplankton
  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by STER0S jesus christ that song is god-awful

    Right. Thanks for ur opinion bro, I’m gonna check it as dog shit. Why don’t u play me a little tune more cool FOR YOU
  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Right. Thanks for ur opinion bro, I’m gonna check it as dog shit. Why don’t u play me a little tune more cool FOR YOU

    Y u so saucy
  15. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by troon you're more retarded than i realized



    so you fuck women you don't find sexy? what sort of hole-seeking low-bar rabbit are you?

    your sex life must be emotionally barren, and i understand now why you want women to lie during sex.



    so, if i'm fucking a woman, i do find her sexy otherwise i would not be there. i have no problem saying she's sexy, because I would not be fucking her if i didn't.

    at the same time, i would not ask her to call me a stallion to make me cum, because i would not want to look like a fucking sad loser nor spoil her fun with a pathetic turn-off move like you seem to make all the time.

    lmao

    Lol just read this. A woman doesn’t need to be a model to be sexy or attractive. Lol SMH. @ jacking off to bikini posters on ur walls until ur 30s & beyond.
  16. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by slide22 Y u so saucy
    Just curious on a “good” song by poster. Is it u, ya weird?
  17. Kafka sweaty
    I have to get up in two hours and usually throw up on mornings when I’ve done an all-nighter…
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Just curious on a “good” song by poster. Is it u, ya weird?

    Band : Tool

    Song: Jambi

    lol
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Band : Tool

    Song: Jambi

    lol

    thansk, been waiting for an opportunity to post this

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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just went to burn one on my porch and this dude happened to be outside when I went out and accused me of coming outside to film him.

    "I feel I'm being watched" he said to me, angrily. Not as if someone else was but to tell me he thought I was the one watching him when I just came out to smoke.

    I don't know if it's a coincidence that he is usually working in his garage for 6-hiur stretches in the night but probably not I'm sure he's just sober and concerned. Good man.
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