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2022-11-02 at 7:19 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..They made a song about war and shit and war went out of style so they made it about witches and shit
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2022-11-02 at 5:24 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2022-11-02 at 12:42 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....What if you had an average 6 inch reasonable girth dick and your wife thought your dick was fine but you wanted her to tell you that you have a really big dick, would it be a problem with you if she refused?
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2022-10-31 at 11:46 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Lol my woman has over $100,000 of jewellery she bought with my money
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2022-10-31 at 6:55 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2022-10-29 at 1:37 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
Originally posted by Speedy Parker When is the last time you entertained company in your home?
Me: Just last weekend my woman, both her adult sons, their wives and children, and the gentleman and his lovely wife who started the charitable music school which I released a $50,000 donation to from a trust I manage all came over and hung out on my 920 sq ft front porch for a cookout.
When is the last time you had cookout/jam sessions with more than guests that people talk about for months after?
Me: On August 20th to celebrate my son's 30th birthday.
When is the last time you facilitated a $50,000 donation from a charitable trust fund you manage to help start a 501c3 dedicated to teaching music to children?
Me: Just last month.
When is the last time you barted with neighbors to do land clearing in exchange for automotive repair, body work, and help remodeling your porch?
Me: It's what I've been doing for the last 3 days.
When is the last time someone offered to help you load, transport, and unload 3800 lbs of flagstone and pavers just because they knew you could use a hand?
Me: The end of August in 110 degree heat in Laughlin, Nevada. Yeah that's right the guy with no friends had someone offer to help with that in that heat with no expectation of anything in return. I did slip him a Franklin at the bar when we were done. Something which I had to argue with him about before he would accept.
When is the last time that you bought a gun you really didn't want and a pool table that you probably won't use much just to help a friend in hard times?
Me: Just 2 weeks ago.
When is the last time a younger friend called you from out of state to seek your advice on an issue involving their 15 year old son?
Me: About 3 weeks ago.
When was the last time someone let you borrow their 3/4 ton truck to haul a tractor 400 plus miles?
Me: Just yesterday.
When was the last time woman who cared about you bought you a surprise just to show she was thinking about you?
Me: Justmlast night my woman met me at the bat for karaoke. She knows I like the tropical Jolly Ranchers. So she stopped at The Dollar Store and picked me up a 13ozmbag of them just to show me I'm important to her in a small but thoughtful way.
When was the last time a neice, nephew, or grandchild gave you a hug and said they loved you?
Me: Everytime I see one of them which is jot often enough.
When was the last time one of your children told you they loved you or bought you something?
Me: My son is always getting me some little thing he finds at some of the cool little shops on Rt 66 in the old section of Kingman. Especially the bad ass little military memorabilia store stuffed with antique uniforms, hats, medals, and the sort. He tells me he loves me and thanks me for the way i5raised him on a regular basis, at least once a month.
When was the last time you walked into a bar and over 20 people greeted you by your first name within the 1st half hour you were there?
Me: Every time I walk into the local bar i visi5 twice per week or anyone of small bars in Kingman or Bullhead City that I visit maybe once a month.
When was the last time someone not related to you traveled from out of state or even out of town just to visit you?
Me: I've been out hear now 30 months. I've had to friends from Ohio, one from Florida, and one from West Virigina fly out. Next month another buddy from Ohio is flying out for Thanksgiving.
When was the last time someone sought your advice on anything in the real world face to face?
Me: People in our little often seek my advice on firearms, motorcycles, technical issues with electronic devices, and even personal problems theyvare going through.
These are regular occurrences in my life. I've helped many people in this small town over the last few years. My reputation here is solid. People know I have a good heart They also know if there is trouble with strangers or random assholes I've got there back and there damned glad to have me in their corner.
You see Pauliwog, I did nit shun or hide from my darkside. I embraced it and in doing so have made it my steed. It is strong and serves me well. But my real strength come from my kind healing nature towards those who merit it. I can offer aid and comfort to my allies and deliver destruction to those who would come against me or mine.
You paint me with the the same brush you see stroked upon yourself. I promise I am nothing like you or like what you grossly misperceive me to be.
I know you will not answer the questions which I have asked you. The honest answers would be too difficult or even painful for you to admit even to yourself.
The tone of this writing makes all of this sound like an obvious lie, pretty sad you have to make up having a mediocre life. -
2022-10-28 at 5:40 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentNazbies
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2022-10-28 at 8:56 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentPenisually tired
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2022-10-27 at 6:04 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?I did things that were better and more difficult than all of the ones he mentioned, 1 day after he did them.
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2022-10-27 at 4:39 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?Dick Punch
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2022-10-27 at 4:38 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentPenis Punch
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2022-10-27 at 4:38 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..John Punch
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2022-10-27 at 5:21 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2022-10-27 at 5:19 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by slide22 Yes because these fuckers were saying that the virus became stronger because radiowaves may have reduced human white count with stress and caused the infection to take hold faster.
You're a simp-chimp. stop talking and go play with your lego blocks
Except that doesn't even apply to COVID -
2022-10-27 at 2:34 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentWow so a song about a virus might be applicable to a virus?
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2022-10-27 at 2:33 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2022-10-26 at 6:45 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Why say enjoy when u can say njoy?
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2022-10-26 at 10:53 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Bad women are cruel, hurtful and disgusting. Good women are worth a dump truck full of gold.
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2022-10-25 at 10:31 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2022-10-24 at 10:42 AM UTC in admin of kiwifarms, Keffals , was SWATTed
Originally posted by troon because joshua connor moon has an autistic obsession with getting his own way, which he tries to pass off as principles of freedom, though he's actually full of shit.
he's done a pretty good job, just for all the wrong reasons. he's technically a lolcow himself.
Who is joshua conner moon
