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Posts by Balloon Man

  1. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Im here I'm queeer I drink beerb

    That's more of a mission statement than a review
  2. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Would you choose to watch your mother get repeatedly burned with lit cigarettes for 128 hours in a row once a week every week for a year or watch her die peacefully tomorrow?

    Imminent death by cigarettes
  3. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    I am giving $50 away to anyone who can write a quick review of anything.
  4. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    I bet you'll never ever watched the original Pingola Boy 1
  5. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    I'm literally the most sexually attractive man in human history.
  6. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Why is kiwi farm?
  7. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Pishmaster swish
  8. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    What's the most skillful hole?
  9. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Hi do you like alien?
  10. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    More like Datcord
  11. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    DTE is mad cuz she is not cute at all. CandyRein is mad cute as hell.
  12. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein About to have some Ham & beans with sweet corn bread and scalloped tatos for lunch break 💚

    Hello my sweet corn hambean tato ❤️
  13. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Who is kiwi farm
  14. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Phone GNSS receiver package on chip chooses which constellation and apps just polls location data from API
  15. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ It would be cool if we could study aborted fetuses or just the genetics of unborn people and know what they could have been lol

    Yea but the problem is that there are 200m spermce for every successful spermz and then you have to factor in that each of those unborned would lead lives where they would also sex and make more borns and unbords meaning ur space of possibilitys ur exploring would quickly balloun info multi quintillion googillions with like factoring 2-3 cycles
  16. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Yeah but I use beta American GPS cuz I'm not gay
  17. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ It's the only way to be m8. Life is an adventure lots of "good" people don't even get to experience due to illness, accidents, etc. Every day I live is one more day I got that a lot of people didn't. I don't know how many people have died before they turned 38 but it's obviously a lot and somehow I'm not one of them.

    I'm at that point where if I died tomorrow I would be content with it not that it fucking matters how I would feel about my death, but nonetheless I feel like I'm playing with house money.

    Life is life. Blah blah blah hashtag yolo enjoy the ride and tbh fam fucking up is one of the funnest parts of it. El rollercoaster

    Lotta good guys never even got to be born
  18. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I try to draw them sometimes. It was these Roman ruins that seemed to stretch on forever, the place was massive and flooded by the ocean, the sea level had risen and the water was dark. I was standing on the ruins of a wall where the x is and looking down into the black water in the ruins, thinking of jumping into the rectangle.


    Ahahahaha
  19. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    GLO N ASS?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GLONASS

    Really? That's fucking gay.
  20. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Did you get the promise in writing?
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