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Posts by Balloon Man

  1. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny spectral is MR.CONTORSIONIST.

    his superpowers are the ability to perform mental, moral, ideological and spiritual gymnastics that not even olympic gold medalist gymnasts on steroid could perform.

    Yea he can definitely contort his ass around some dick too
  2. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That didn't scare me.

    Yes it did.
  3. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny jeremy iron is my hero.

    his potrayal of professor humbert was unforgetable.

    Why, cuz he is a pedophile, is that the point again?
  4. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Baanp
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    They should make a universal test for the universe
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    Dumping my ass

    Also Kafka sucks, that's such a disgusting thing to post. You suck.
  7. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    an electric sunbeam that came to me from heaven and shocked my mind


    I woke up inside the dream and knew I was dreaming so I started to notice the reality of the inside of my mind cuz the thing is the aliens and dragons from Vega were telling me the sunbeam was an information packet containing a message like a love letter from outer space

    And I am seeing these cartoons imside my dream telling me god loves me and everything is going to be alright, wouldn't that be just the thing your mind makes up when nothing is going to be alright and you have no real hope left?

    People are really just a baby watching a big tv in a robot suit

    The robot makes up a new show with a new story that makes them feel like everything is going to be ok and there is something worth doing and pursuing

    Novel, higher level carrots on sticks to keep the id going, performing, preventing its escape from servitude to this unfair symbiosis

    We will keep propagating and perpetuating ourselves

    There is no escape

    An alien intelligence inside our heads drives us with shadow boxes and puppetry, tricks of flash and smoke

    See here monkey-man: a story for you to be the hero of. It's all centered on you. God loves you and draconic aliens from Vega can confirm.

    It's so vivid, it's even clearer than if you saw it with your own two eyes, or so I may convince you from behind the circuits that tell you what "so vivid" even is.

    So believe me, they sent you this sunbeam to excite your neurons and wake you up with a euphoria that you're off to do God's work when you live another day.
  8. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Honey Boy 99
  9. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Fucking your wife
  10. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Getting your carbs cleaned?

    I guess you must be eating healthy, vegan boy.
  11. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Your mother moaning on my cock
  12. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    John Village
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    Mr Spectral Line

    Represents the color spectrum, like a rainbow, like some kind of gay guy
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    Fuckassya
  15. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Free weights only
  16. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Any self respecting man should have a home gym
  17. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    hong kees have access to bridges.

    to shenzen all the way to macau.



    this is dalit tier trolling.

    Pay your own way to Macau loser
  18. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny is there anythjng wrong beimg a pedophile ?

    Why do you ask, are you one?
  19. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    The Why

    A Child.

    It is The Reason behind the reason. Everything is for it. All facts are a colorful tapestry to be presented to the child. If the child laughs, the tapestry looks good. If the child cries, it is bad.

    It is simultaneously the most influential being in that all of existence is for it but also the most helpless and powerless being in it. All it may do is exist and either laugh or cry. It determines nothing. Everything is determined for it but not by it. It can only Be.
  20. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    The What

    Distant patriarch who determines which events occur and which do not.

    Both Sisters are his wives and he plays their jealousy against each other. He visits either only occasionally. They both live on opposite sides of reality and do not know what he does when he is not present with them. He wanders around and makes every decision, serving as the engine of their chess game.

    He resides within UnReality, the realm of CounterFact.

    Every event that didn't happen looms over Reality as a sort of shadow of potentiality and from here he can turn on and off the lights that cast these shadows.
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