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Posts by Balloon Man

  1. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    So you're just making up your girlfriend? That's very pathetic. Kafkaesque.
  2. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Meanwhile IRL:

    Reverse Google search says this from Unsplash (stock photo site), "standing on cliff photos".

    Now what?
  3. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Imagine being open to having sex with either of these women
  4. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I just got a little bile in my throat at the thought of CF looking at this meme and thinking either the anglo slut or the jediess were open to him.

    I gotta little bitta bile at the idea of fucking either of these bitches, gross.

    Drop the desperation loser, it's why everyone knows "groceries girl" is a figment of your imagination.
  5. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Congratulations on reclaiming your own house, beta.
  6. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    The honic advantage
  7. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Chicken McNumbus
  8. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    The police sex thing is already kinda cringe now, every hack guy immediately started dispensing every obvious joke about it.
  9. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Esplosions
  10. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Projectors are shit
  11. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm reading this with a dramatic voice in my head and eating donuts.


    No you're not. Why even lie about reading a book?
  12. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Butt
  13. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    In Rome when there was only 1 crazy guy they called it a loonus bin
  14. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Who are you, Buddha Buddhaingston?
  15. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sauce?

    From eating many $1 and $2 pizzas you can just extrapolate
  16. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    If humans were perfect Buddhists we'd all just voluntarily go extinct.
  17. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I can't tell if I'm dissociating.

    You're not.
  18. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    I like to spoom my girlfriend with my dick in her and not even fuck her, just rest my hard dick inside her
  19. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Parpo
  20. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    I want to fuck my own balls, you ever jack off with your own balls?
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