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Posts by Balloon Man

  1. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    The Where

    Sister of The When, determines The of events that have occured.

    Together they are the Sisters SpaceTime

    They moved the whole Big Bang (a past event) past the Heat Death of the Universe and thus created a self sustaining universe cycle where they can gain more information and thus power every cycle.

    However they are far from being readily cooperative. They are both very jealous of each other. The Where is very intelligent and cunning but the When can give herself infinite time to consider any event if she wants.

    Eternity is their chess game.
  2. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    The When

    She can determine when events happened but not whether or not they happened.

    She can move some events past the heat death of the universe or before the Big Bang.

    She can't determine where they happened but she can make them happen at a point in time where they are wherever she wants, but that may not necessarily coincide with when she actually wants to place it.

    She cannot determine the When of events that have not occurred yet because she doesn't know them, only move past events into the future.
  3. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    I sweat cum out my dick into your asshole homo
  4. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Boy who's a space vs Space thats a boy, which wins?
  5. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Bongo boobs
  6. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why, are you pedophobic ?

    Yea I hate children and pedophiles alike, now are you a pedophile?
  7. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Electric Selegonga
  8. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i left another 0 so that you have something to address when you have nothing else.

    but srsly tho, 9k miles is a very short distance even by hong kees standard.

    9000 km = 24.5 km/day if we count 7 days a week, every single day, or 35.6km/day if we only count working days.

    The entire Hong Kong Island is around 50KM on a side.

    So no. Rong again.
  9. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i love you too.

    in ways only an uncle can love his nieces and some nephews.

    Why, are you pedophile?
  10. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Johnny Butt-tits?
  11. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    My butt is the nicest butt but nobody gets to touch it
  12. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Literally ban kafka
  13. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Mega Manhole 2 low quality version

    Cassholeveinia 4K
  14. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Do you cry at movies?

    Only when I kill people at them
  15. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls About to watch Avatar 2 with


    Your life is shit
  16. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    I love everyone except Soi and Sophie and Wariat
  17. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Congrat
  18. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Very vvvv qoot magoot, whatever u choose 2 name her
  19. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Is 2023 really gonna start off this good? Tee hee. Finally got a new kitty bitty since Chootie. She's 9 years old and her name is Sophie but I'm gonna change it lol. (No disrespect Sophie if you're not dead and reading this). This is her. She has a nub tail. 🥰 Her previous owner never really played with her or gave her any cat toys at all, so naturally I went out and bought her a couple dozen toys and some scratch pads and houses and treats and I'm gonna spoil her. I think she's overwhelmed so far but she seems to be happy. My bed is her safe space and she won't stop trying to hug me. Thanks.


    Can u call her Colby or Colby Jack for Colby Jack Cheese which matches her color
  20. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    you didnt have any motorized transportation of your own do you.

    90k km per year.


    Weird way to admit you're wrong and can't answer anything directly.

    Also can't read and added a zero.
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