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Posts by Balloon Man

  1. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny I tried to explain Greek virtue ethics to lala by way of Odysseus’ draft dodging and now I’m being forced to watch Brad Pitt wear a skirt

    Greek virtue ethics can't even handle basic moral situations like trolley problems, your philosophical naivete is laughable
  2. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Casper is a good dude if you run afoul of Casper then you've strayed from the true spirit of freedom
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    More life strife partner
  4. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Marinara saucestep
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    Super Mariana Trench HD
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    You ever lassoo a jamaico?
  7. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Like I'd be cool with a big fuzzy caterpillar bro just wiggling around my house so long as it didn't eat my cats and my cats didn't eat it or get harmed by it being around.
  8. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Someone gotta breed giant pet insects, like some kinda super cute and docile giant jumping spiders
  9. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Yea me neither.
  10. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    You ever just let a little poop groundhog hang out your asshole and walk around the house bottomless with your poopdog sticking out, wiggling your ass and twerking and showing off your little butt surprise to no one and just keeping it around like your little buddy and you purposely don't go to the bathroom and poop it cuz you want it to hang out and you give it a name like Clementine or something?
  11. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I just remembered who actually would get me. I'll message them. I'm a silly goose.

    What are you worried about, monopoly mushrooms?
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    GroveMan
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    Mangrove
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    Bro I got you
  15. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    "Desert Cat" sounds like a the hypenated last name of a French aristocratic family like "Hello I am Mathieu LeMond Desert-Cát, welcome to my family's chateau."
  16. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    IRN
  17. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Met some Indian guy called Bhatmit, pronounced like "butt meat" or "butt meet", in my head I'm thinking haha gay homo faggot what a gay ass name, like you enjoy eating butt meat or you like meeting butts or meeting cock with your butt??? but he was a nice guy, handled our contract draft well.
  18. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Cast Irons? Like, get Jeremy Irons to participate in this production?
  19. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Answer: ask local weed smoker
  20. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Your next question is: "how do I find local weed dealer?"
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