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Posts by Steven

  1. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse E z as fuck.

    Ur gonna fail out i 97% guarentee it

    Not trying to be a dick but u really dont know what youve gotten urself into.

    Eh what do i know though im not disabled and handed money from the govt every month and actually work and maintain a fairly high gpa [only bad marks are from 2010 when i dropped out]

    Ur just going to school cuz u think u can trick the system somehow like you think with everything cuz 'ur smarter than everyone else' lol.

    I like u bradley but u are horribly un-realistic when it comes to 90% of shit in ur life

    Also ur one of those gays that doesnt wanna be gay which is weird as fuck on its own

    lol you sound defeated as fuck lololol
  2. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra if you kill yourself you get to meet him faster

    Wow I guess he took your advice.
  3. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ That should be the slogan for global warming.

    If you don't like it, fucking kill yourself faggot!

    or you can use air conditioning (science) to lower the temperature

    pretty COOL isn't it

    even the ancient Aztecs knew this
  4. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How can you possibly know that?

    It's blatantly evident. Your ass is going to Hell.
  5. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I realize that seems unbelievable to a dreg such as yourself but $500,000.00 is not a lot of money to spend for that perfect retirement spot to people who have spent their lives productively.

    Besides I didn't actually spend it as it is an actual investment.

    lololol this explanation really says it all.

    You're a fucking slave hahaha

    life wasted slaving away

    cool cave though im sure you have the nicest rock art in it
  6. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny spic for yourself spic

    nobody cares, pedo
  7. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra Cum Linkin' Faggot

    nobody cares, aldra
  8. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra wanting people to die because they make choices you disagree with seems a bit extreme

    you are closely compacted in substance.
  9. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ and that's the problem, smeeg

    Nobody cares. And if nobody cares, whos gonna make the cookies? Mother Hen, as usual. And then all you and your little chicken friends are gonna come around saying Oh cheep cheep cheep I'm so hungry feed me feed me I loooove cookies so much. But

    NOPE. if you didn't want to help find the wheat and make the dough, if you didn't wanna help putting in the chocolate chips or preheating the oven, didn't wanna help cooking them off or adding the baking soda, you don't get to eat them. You don't get to suddenly care.

    If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
  10. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I thought this thread was going to be about bradley pretending to not be a gay

    nobody cares, aldra
  11. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra very clever.

    what changed your mind? why do you agree with me now?

    nobody cares, aldra
  12. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Minority Report ^, one of the few movies I was required to watch for a AP Psych class at the end of the semester.

    Due to the fact I have some form of sense, I actually don't commit crimes while on campus unless you count taking 2 slices of pizza on free pizza day or 2 totsepacks loaded with beach accessories (I thought it was full of hygene products cuz I've had a fucked up life), I did give 1 beach towel to a homeless guy cuz he was wiping sweat off him with a blue tinted black towel covered in grease and just making him dirtier. I made him trade me though because I knew he'd keep using it if I didn't/and or sell the beach towel.

    I gave away one of the water bottles & the sunscreen to my boy yesterday when we went fishing. But like now I have 2 beach balls cuz no one wanted one of them. I think I"mma save them for graduation and do the thing where someone fills them up and the crowd plays with them for awhile. Might draw a swastika on one when I do it.

    ANYWAY I only commit crimes (aside from smoking on campus which when they start walking up to me I start briskly walking away from them, and then when I'm done, put it out and sit down and act surprised about, only 1 really inshape Hotel Rawanda lookin ass guard was able to catch me) off campus and at least 3 blocks from my house.

    I'm a good person like that, but i've really slowed it down since the Gods have given me everything I needed to suceed and I amanged to not be thrown out for crack use.

    Since my relapse 2023 I havne't gotten high or drank and I feel really good, not about my sobriety but more so about my schooling and catching 3 big fish yesterday.

    I get sooo much exercise when I fish because I walk 6-8 miles and stand for 6 hours. GOnna add my new fishing friends onto my facebook which should be interesting, people really get a good understanding of who i am from my enhancemented posts on FB, not like here a lot tamer cuz i have my auntie on there and she tells my mom what I post. I forgot what the whole point of this post was.

    I shit sitting down, if I'm shitting I often piss as I'm dropping one, but I NEVER EEEEEEEEEVER shit while I"m standing up taking a piss. Tried to get this chubby girls number in mcdonalds but i was in a hurry to go fish, she looked like a bigger version of my ex i was with for 7 years and was with her little sister, I kinda fucked it up by saying "Hey do you go to school here?" clearly it's a fucking campus but she said "Yes I just got out of class." and I followed up that by saying "Wanna get coffee monday morning?" she said no thank you

    I should've fleshed out the conversation more and given her more time to understand I am large white cock & geniusy of the mind & not ten months away from being her next failed attempt at interracial dating. But folks I needed to fill up water bottles and get fishing, originally I Was gonna get food for me and my boy but when I say that §m£ÂgØL lookin nigga eating in my philosophy class and being winded by havving to walk down a flight of stairs I was kinda disgusted with absorbing palatable garbage.

    Not sure what the point I was trying to get it at but that's my BradleyB 8/28 update. I'm free to answer questions until 10pm.

    I didn't read this but I can tell by its length and girth that a lot of emotion was put into it, and I appreciate that.
  13. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley bro all this talk about people fucking each other in the ass has made me wanna go sodomize a stranger i meet off grindr.

    It's way too easy to get laid on grindr.

    I wish I was gayer and sluttier.
  14. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra scop was like a psychotic break in a can

    I can imagine him doing a heroic dose then thinking 'oh, it's tuesday, better go harass grannies and kids'

    wariat does scopolamine and gets cured of pedophilia lol
  15. Steven African Astronaut
    Salvia is a great idea.

    He can live the life of my living room floor so that he knows what its like to be fucked by a hairy Polish man.
  16. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I was also abused by another few girls kinda at once over the course of a long weekend.

    This sounds like those reverse harm pornos

    were you trying to sneak into the girls dormitory, but got caught by the head prefect who allowed the rest of the girls to tie you up, do your hair, put make up on you, and 'have their way' with you?

    pls say yes
  17. Steven African Astronaut
    What if we give Wariat LSD, but we make sure he has a bad trip?
  18. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I do but not as often as I would like.

    IDK where to even begin with this comment

    If I'm going deep I need to be stoned.
  19. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm OK with that, as long as the first time I tell them no they respect that.

    If some girl doesn'tw ant me to fuck her in the ass or cum in her mouth or somehthing I respect that. I may ask or try to do it (not when she's sleeping) in the future but if she says no again I wouldn't

    Asking if you can finger my asshole while giving me head is OK, even if you regularly ask, the answer is still no and as long as it doesn't happen, you can ask again, maybe my mind changed??? But no it still hasn't.

    If someone asks me over and over again I puff out my chest (I am barrel chested so much like a puffer fish this has some affect) and stand straight up and in my best prison tone of voice say "Do you have a problem taking no for an answer?"

    Grow a pair and maybe people wouldn't try you bruh

    You probably don't have these encounters because you look like a coal miner.
  20. Steven African Astronaut
    I don't understand why an oil company would want people to believe oil isn't driving climate change.

    Just makes no sense.
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