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  1. #41
    Bradley Black Hole
    Nah that's wrong.
  2. #42
    Migh Houston
    Two felonies and your in your late 20's. I guess there's worse.

    I just find it strange because I've committed felonies and misdemeanors regularly since elementary school, Im in my late 30's, and I have a clean record.

    I think drug use might be your problem.
  3. #43
    Bradley Black Hole
    Alcoholism chiefly. In all fairness i had the 2 felonies by 19 years old and had only 3 misdemeanor cases since
  4. #44
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley Alcoholism chiefly. In all fairness i had the 2 felonies by 19 years old and had only 3 misdemeanor cases since

    You're just a born loser who will wind up pulling his own plug within 3 to 5 years.
  5. #45
    Bradley Black Hole
    Ya they've been saying that for decades
  6. #46
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley Ya they've been saying that for decades

    So what? Since you were 9? Who said that then? Your parents? Teachers? Peers? All of the above? Did any of them put in writing? Do they still say that?

    These are things your friends on NIS want to know. Both of them.
  7. #47
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Migh Two felonies and your in your late 20's. I guess there's worse.

    I just find it strange because I've committed felonies and misdemeanors regularly since elementary school, Im in my late 30's, and I have a clean record.

    I think drug use might be your problem.

    Misdemeanors are fine but what felonies are you committing regularly that aren't drug related? If drugs aren't involved you're probably just a bad person.
  8. #48
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    I've committed more felonies than I can honestly recall. But I've never been convicted so I am a good person.

    Hell, who knew?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #49
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've committed more felonies than I can honestly recall. But I've never been convicted so I am a good person.

    Hell, who knew?

    No, you're not a good person lol.
  10. #50
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Steven No, you're not a good person lol.

    How can you possibly know that?
  11. #51
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How can you possibly know that?

    It's blatantly evident. Your ass is going to Hell.
  12. #52
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So what? Since you were 9? Who said that then? Your parents? Teachers? Peers? All of the above? Did any of them put in writing? Do they still say that?

    These are things your friends on NIS want to know. Both of them.

    Ya
  13. #53
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Steven It's blatantly evident. Your ass is going to Hell.

    Interesting, where at other fairy tales besides hell do you believe in?
  14. #54
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Interesting, where at other fairy tales besides hell do you believe in?

  15. #55
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Steven

    I accept your unconditional surrender
  16. #56
    Migh Houston
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've committed more felonies than I can honestly recall. But I've never been convicted so I am a good person.

    Hell, who knew?

    Same here. Ive never been charged with a felony though.
  17. #57
    Bradley Black Hole
    Must be nice
  18. #58
    Migh Houston
    Originally posted by Bradley Must be nice

    Quite nice.

    Major dopamine hits just thinking about it. Especially the fraud schemes that netted me $40k-$50k per scheme. ORC back when I was younger that added at least $10k a year to my unemployment, for years. All tax free.
  19. #59
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Migh Quite nice.

    Major dopamine hits just thinking about it. Especially the fraud schemes that netted me $40k-$50k per scheme. ORC back when I was younger that added at least $10k a year to my unemployment, for years. All tax free.

    If you pm me suggestions I probably would try them
  20. #60
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley If you pm me suggestions I probably would try them

    And like everything thing else you try you'll certainly fuck up and get a free room for a dime or longer.
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