Posts by Steven

1. 2022-08-27 at 6:05 PM UTC in Proud Homosexuals of NiS
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Oh boy you spotted a typo. Such a clever little boy.

   
   stop talking about little boys, its disgusting
2. 2022-08-27 at 6:04 PM UTC in Stole more shit from the world...
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've committed more felonies than I can honestly recall. But I've never been convicted so I am a good person.
   
   Hell, who knew?

   
   No, you're not a good person lol.
3. 2022-08-27 at 6:03 PM UTC in My beloved grandmother died earlier today at the age of 88...
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by blaster master hey you know what Steven, thats a great idea.
   
   maybe after the funeral he'll hit me up [i'm sure he'll be there, you know, at the funeral] and we can do what he always likes to talk about.

   
   yea and afterwards you can go to a bar and invite him to another threesome or rape or something
4. 2022-08-27 at 6 PM UTC in Stole more shit from the world...
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Migh Two felonies and your in your late 20's. I guess there's worse.
   
   I just find it strange because I've committed felonies and misdemeanors regularly since elementary school, Im in my late 30's, and I have a clean record.
   
   I think drug use might be your problem.

   
   Misdemeanors are fine but what felonies are you committing regularly that aren't drug related? If drugs aren't involved you're probably just a bad person.
5. 2022-08-27 at 5:56 PM UTC in Bradley's beard
   Steven African Astronaut
   beardly
6. 2022-08-27 at 5:56 PM UTC in Bradley's beard
   Steven African Astronaut
   bradley can
7. 2022-08-27 at 5:56 PM UTC in Bradley's beard
   Steven African Astronaut
   can you get a yeast infection in your beard
8. 2022-08-27 at 5:55 PM UTC in Bradley's beard
   Steven African Astronaut
   i keep thinking about the mold in bradleys bieard
9. 2022-08-27 at 5:54 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Translation: Living in a rathole on government assistance.
   
   Thanks for clearing that up buttercup.

   
   Awww you're projecting. How cute.
10. 2022-08-27 at 5:53 PM UTC in "America doesn't need gun control"
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    1. Not history
    2. Not Communist
    3. Not unarmed
    4. Not real

    
    The truth is not you or anyone can because it's never happened and never can. The only reason to disarm a society is to be able to use violence against it for totalitarian purposes. History shows this to be a fact.
    
    But go ahead kid try again it's fun to watch you get stupid.

    
    lol what im just telling you what i think
11. 2022-08-27 at 5:53 PM UTC in Proud Homosexuals of NiS
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I see, like most subtle concepts, that sarcasm is also lost on you.
    
    Carry in kid there is nothing here you are capable of learning.

    
    carry in where lol
12. 2022-08-27 at 5:36 PM UTC in "America doesn't need gun control"
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Show one example in history of a peaceful unarmed communist society brainiac.

    
    Star Trek.
13. 2022-08-27 at 5:35 PM UTC in Proud Homosexuals of NiS
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What do you call people who fire rockets indiscriminately into civilian population centers in an attempt to further their political goals.
    
    Because the dictionary calls them terrorists. Oh wait, let me guess, the dictionary was written by jews.
    
    
    

    
    The dictionary was written by... what the fuck lol
    
    WOW THIS POPSICLE DOESN'T REALLY TASTE LIKE REAL STRAWBERRY MUST HAVE BEEN INVENTED BY AN ETHNIC MINORITY
14. 2022-08-27 at 5:34 PM UTC in Crime! Crime? Breaking and entering.
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Wariat what if they found cp inside?

    
    Wariat's first thought
15. 2022-08-27 at 5:34 PM UTC in Crime! Crime? Breaking and entering.
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie Not a burglar, which is why this thread isn't in BI. But some fucking nigger tried to do a B&E on my house, they fucked up though. They also didn't count on my 6 locks, yee ain't got nothing on my locks.
    
    I am 80% sure it's this dude from a couple streets over cause he do want what i have and he hates my guts. He's also a criminal like me so street rules apply. I didn't call the cops, i just hid a little camera to confirm it's who i think it is. Then when i know, i'm bombing his house. I've been waiting for an excuse to do something extreme and out of proportion to this faggot.
    
    Maybe i should just remove my locks have an alert go off when my little spy cam sees someone at the door, grab my pistol and shoot him through the dome(head).
    
    Guns are loud though, so i'd have to make it seem it was this dude's gun and plant evidence of a struggle, GSR, and make it seem i got a couple punches to the face and ducked a shot. And i'd have to make it fast.
    
    Hmm. Bombs are easier, and they go off when i tell them to, even from a distance. It probably won't kill him because i'm not gonna put a car bomb of 100+ pounds parked in his driveway. That's excessive even for me.

    
    this is illegal
16. 2022-08-27 at 5:33 PM UTC in My beloved grandmother died earlier today at the age of 88...
    Steven African Astronaut
    maybe you can invite him to a threesome or rape or something
17. 2022-08-27 at 5:33 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What kind of "worker" are you soi boi?

    
    retired and living off the fruits of my mental labor.
18. 2022-08-27 at 5:32 PM UTC in "America doesn't need gun control"
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yeah cuz the corrupt government and cartels aren't the real violence problem in Mexico it's those pesky Americans and their evil 2nd Amendment.

    
    Well, the 2nd amendment needs to be abolished :)
    
    Then the world will be peaceful and happy and hopefully communist
19. 2022-08-27 at 5:31 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Jordan Peterson serves as an assistant coach, working with the defensive backs under head coach Lance Leipold.

    
    lololololololololol
20. 2022-08-27 at 5:31 PM UTC in FOX: The Trump Mar-a-Lago search was justified
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Notice how nobody gave any of that nonsense consideration?

    
    Actually if you look outside of this website its the opposite