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2018-05-04 at 5:42 PM UTC in What subreddits are you active in?
Originally posted by Red_Woman I adore Tolkien.
Oh man, that's a hard question. I love Findekano and Maedhros friendship, and I do love Fëanor story.
Overall though, I think I love most The Children of Húrin, although it's heartbreaking.
I wrote a paper on Túrin and Niënor in high school! Fëanor has always been a subject of admiration. But I was even more struck by the heroism of his brother, Fingolfin, in seeking his final duel.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-04 at 6:02 AM UTC in I serioisly hate my life and everything about it...Says a total loserThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 5:18 AM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being suedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-04 at 5:16 AM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being sued
Originally posted by Nil I wonder if maritime law is applicable in space.
It's not. Space law is its own thing. I had a weekly seminar for a year of law school on exactly this subject because one of my professors used to be an astronaut. Right now, space power is brokered by very boring men. You don't want any part in that until the private sector programs really take off.
Here's a link with more info. Don't shitpost, or I'll amend the charges to include disruption of an official court proceeding.
https://www.americanbar.org/groups/young_lawyers/publications/the_101_201_practice_series/space_law_101_an_introduction_to_space_law.htmlThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-04 at 4:41 AM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being sued
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You're going to regret this. I hope you're prepared to cross-examine a vindictive prostitute (with a tight pussy, might I add).
Get ready to be demolished on the stand, because we have a witness who can blow the pants off your little conspiracy. Between all of the partners in my firm, we have more years of experience litigating punks like you than your state has even existed. You're going to be worth more negative money by a factor of one-hundred than your extended family's combined income for the last decade amounts to. You're going to be less than poor. You're going to be reduced to a single-celled organism. You'll try to sell your soul, and the pennies you get for it will ignite and smolder out of existence the moment they fall into your dirty, homeless, skeletal hand.
Originally posted by ohfralala Also, Zan just so you are aware I live close to New Orleans. I’ve contacted a voodoo priestess and asked her to summon Johhny Cochran’s spirit to possess my body.
I’m about to be a free nigga.
HEYOOOOOOOOOOO.
I had a professor in law school who made us spend a whole semester preparing counterarguments to Cochran. They went to undergrad together and apparently he was a loser. I hope you're excited about decades-old arguments from your obsolete loser attorney because I've literally been groomed for this shit. You're going to pay up just like LSD.
Originally posted by mmQ I didn't do anything wrong so I'll also be filing one of these counter-suits for defamation of MY character. You can make me an offer to drop my claim but if it's not in the 6-figure range please don't bother and pray you get a favorable judge.
THANKS.
mmQ, I'm really glad you considered our offer. These guys aren't worth your loyalty. You're going to like the results.
Originally posted by POLECAT I'm a sovereign Citizen and I do not recognize the court of another country nor am I obligated to follow its rules or laws so piece out motherfuckers
When Lanny gives us your IP address - which I'm sure he'll do as a responsible administrator who doesn't want any trouble - we will be seeking extradition.
Originally posted by HampTheToker If it pleases the crown, what business exactly do I have before this inquisition? I've missed so much. I'm a law abiding space nigga, so am I being subpoenaed as a character witness, an expert in defamation law, or what?
If I'm being called as an expert, then we need to discuss my fees.
You sounded like you felt left out when I was gathering information to draw up charges, so I decided to include you. Would you rather participate in the prosecution? My firm always has intern positions open. We can't pay you, but it's terrific experience if you're considering a career in the judicial system.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-03 at 4:39 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 8:04 PM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being suedIf only you all could see the party my firm is having in our Chicago office right now. They're sparing no expenses, we're eating tacos off new china. We're preparing to take every penny they're worth and then some.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 7:59 PM UTC in NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being sued
Originally posted by Nil I'm submitting this thread in my defense.
https://niggasin.space/thread/17472
I'm glad you found this uplifting story my client wrote. Let me give you the cliff notes:
1. My client found God and he has a meaningful relationship with him.
2. My client has a healthy and fulfilling sex life. Consider that you may, in fact, be jealous of his virility and that he's a 9/10.
3. My client helped a drug-addicted callgirl get clean. He's a model citizen.
4. My client never intended to hurt anybody, it was effectively a joke.
5. Danny was a cunt, and he rightfully died purely by chance in a filthy public toilet. That my client elected not to use violence on him speaks to his restraint.
6. My client's faith guided him in the midst of temptation and delivered him from evil.
7. All women do this shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-03 at 8:15 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last night
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm a gentleman and I try to make people feel comfortable around me
kinda bullshit when you put your best foot forward and some retard that I don't even know trys to take me down.
And then we have the following:I called her a gross bitch and when she yawned I stuck two of my finger in her mouth and she threw up all over my hand and started bitching me out about how she was going to call the cops and I told her to go for it but she didn't.
I told her I will never hang out with her and I wont meet her mom on mothers day, then I told her I have a 5 year old daughter and I'm a felon for choking my gf.
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2018-05-03 at 8:11 PM UTC in i got chewed out by my gf last nightI think he generally has to have king's blood, to start with, and being morally rigid so as to appear unattainable is likely a plus.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 4:34 PM UTC in Infinityshock is unbanned tomorrow
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING No.
What's weird is that I am unaware of a single normal gay person on totse.
We had guys who fucked their dogs, guys who masturbated using their cats, guys who seduced old rich white women to scam them, bisexuals, I think a couple of asexuals, lots of transexuals, and probably lots else, but I can remember no normal gay people there.
Yggdrasil on Zoklet was very gay. Smart guy, I'd bet money he's cracking heads in Washington these days. I'd probably fuck him.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-02 at 8:26 PM UTC in Tell us your favorite gangstalk/gaslight commentsYeah, I've learned how to gaslight pretty effectively. When my sister commits an aggression against me, I pause and examine her face in silence. This bothers her; she can't stand scrutiny when she's the subject even though making rude comments about other people's appearance is literally the first thing she does upon greeting them. Then, I'll say, "Wow, your X resembles the X of porphyria patients. I wrote a paper about it for school once. You should see a doctor."
She's really vain and this gets under her skin immediately. I don't think she realizes that porphyria is traditionally associated with fictional accounts of vampirism, which is what I really mean when I say these things and also how I sort of get away with such comments in front of family.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-03 at 4:17 AM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?Oh, and DateHookup forums were shut down. One of them heard about NIS through Totseans and spread the word, now they're all here. I'm a big fan, personally, and I think they're becoming full-fledged niggas in no time at all. It's a very natural dynamic that we've found together.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 4:13 AM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
Originally posted by HampTheToker First, explain the case here, because I thought ohfralala was going to catch me up, but then nothing…
Maybe start with what's DH and why did we acquire it's members?
You don’t want Lala’s testimony, she has to save that for when she’s being immolated in an open court.
Basically what the public needs to know is that Lala, mmQ, LSD and their co-conspirators falsified allegations about my client in an effort to obstruct and defraud his perfectly legal business activities. These actions were particularly egregious because of the competitiveness of his field and because he has worked hard for years to maintain a relationship of trust and professionalism with his customers. As such, my firm is filing charges for libel and obstruction of commerce, and we will be seeking maximum penalties for the damage incurred upon his reputation. All of the defendants are going to pay up or get locked up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-28 at 9:56 PM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
Originally posted by ohfralala What was your motivation for posting on DH originally? To laugh at people
How would you describe your interactions there? Utterly fucked up
What would you say was most valued in your community? Getting some dick
What were the most rewarding moments in your posting career? Getting some dick
How many walkers have you killed? I don’t fuck with zombies
How many people have you killed? 3
Are you a woman? That's exotic. In the good old days, they might've made you an admin.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-28 at 8:12 PM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?To better understand what kind of community you're coming from, I have just a few questions:
What was your motivation for posting on DH originally?
How would you describe your interactions there?
What would you say was most valued in your community?
What were the most rewarding moments in your posting career?
How many walkers have you killed?
How many people have you killed?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-03 at 1:34 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?I wrote all the stuff about Obama being black, it was actually my idea to market him as a black candidate. Before I came along, he was collecting cans in a shopping cart on Michigan Avenue and performing oral sex in alleys for cocaine. I told him his father was a black person. He didn't believe me at first, and I later learned that this was because as a child, his mother had filled his head with stories of their happy white marriage before he came along. So you could say that I turned Obama's life around. Within a few months, he was inspired to go to law school and he brought me on as his lead speechwriter for his Senatorial campaign. He could really suck dick.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 12:27 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?I'm going to try smoking weed on a snowmobile here. It's Chicagoland so we'll see how far I get. If I get stopped, I'm telling them that it's okay, POLECAT gave me the green light.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-03 at 12:19 AM UTC in What are your primary motivations in life?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-02 at 12:26 PM UTC in What do you do in the morningsI woke up this morning, put some bundy and loperamide up my rectum, evaluated the psychometrics of responses on assessments that I host on my free blog, and urged users on a website to kill themselves.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
