i got chewed out by my gf last night

1. 2018-05-03 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Is this from personal experience?😯

   
   What a weird question.
   
   

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby true that, I left my last gf because she was like that. funny thing after I broke up with her she started wanting me to fuck her up the asshole

   
   Women are disgusting.
2. 2018-05-03 at 7:34 PM UTC

   #22
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by aldra Bill Krozby doesn't typically ask first

   
   yeah I usually don't, asking isn't sexy
3. 2018-05-03 at 7:35 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Personal experience: women do whatever you want so long as you don't ask.
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4. 2018-05-03 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   Well, he must've been in his "untipically" mood here, then.
5. 2018-05-03 at 7:39 PM UTC

   #25
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Red_Woman Well, he must've been in his "untipically" mood here, then.

   
   oh pashore, you are the living end.
6. 2018-05-03 at 7:43 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Oh please Red_Woman, I bet those Italian Lovers are all about pulling your panties off with their teeth and drilling your ass without saying a single word besides "ti amo".
7. 2018-05-03 at 7:44 PM UTC

   #27
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
8. 2018-05-03 at 7:48 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Oh please Red_Woman, I bet those Italian Lovers are all about pulling your panties off with their teeth and drilling your ass without saying a single word besides "ti amo".

   
   If one says that, he's been shown the door. lol
9. 2018-05-03 at 7:49 PM UTC

   #29
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Red_Woman If one says that, he's been shown the door. lol

   
   what about "Cara mia" chicken
10. 2018-05-03 at 7:50 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby what about "Cara mia" chicken

    
    Lol
    
    No way. Lame
11. 2018-05-03 at 7:50 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    lol, what does a guy say to succeed?
12. 2018-05-03 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #32
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING lol, what does a guy say to succeed?

    
    CAN I FUCK YOU?
13. 2018-05-03 at 7:55 PM UTC

    #33
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING lol, what does a guy say to succeed?

    
    "I have a credit card...with no limit"
    
    Works for me 😍😍😍😍😂
    
    
    Jk jk
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14. 2018-05-03 at 7:57 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    spoon. Lmao
    
    

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING lol, what does a guy say to succeed?

    
    Before, during or after? lol
15. 2018-05-03 at 8:02 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Red_Woman Before, during or after? lol

    
    Let me guess:
    
    Before: let me just lie with you. You are so beautiful, I just want to admire you. The profile of your face. Let me touch your breast.
    During: just the tip, OK? I just want to know how it feels. Let me taste your nipple?
    After: I just lost control, OK. It won't happen again. I feel like you and I have a special connection. Can you feel it too?
16. 2018-05-03 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Geezers, where did you met those people? Lol
17. 2018-05-03 at 8:08 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    We are these people :)
18. 2018-05-03 at 8:09 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    
    
    Well, not mine. Sorry.
19. 2018-05-03 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I think he generally has to have king's blood, to start with, and being morally rigid so as to appear unattainable is likely a plus.
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20. 2018-05-03 at 8:14 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Jon Snow, is that you?