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  1. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I was dating a really nice girl for about a year when her favorite musical act came to through the city, so I made sure to reserve good seats ahead of time. When we got there, the place was packed. We each had a couple of glasses of wine by the time her musician crush came on stage. Halfway through his set, he came down singing into the audience, shaking hands and giving high fives. She was mouthing the lyrics along with him to her favorite song, staring directly into his eyes as he made his way toward us. When he finally got over to us, she raised her hands for a handshake, but secretly she was hoping for a hug. He went right past her and placed his outstretched hand across my chest, touching both of my nipples at the same time. Nobody ever did that to me before. She was really angry. We broke up a few months later.
  2. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Juicebox Is that the autism one?

    No. To the best of my knowledge, none of them are correlated with autism.
  3. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Wow, I thought I was the only one. INFP is actually well-represented here.
  4. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    ^ This is what all research I've come across would seem to indicate.
  5. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah it’s weird to live in a time where technology is integrating with who we are to such a degree, and so rapidly. Instead of having to rely on experience and memory, google is becoming like a sort of collective memory that can be referenced almost just as quick. It makes me wonder what humanity will look like in a hundred years or a thousand

    I think at some point we will have integrated the skeleton code for several future variants of the modern search engine into our limbic system that will use several inputs for search terms, including visual/auditory input and eventually communications drawn from thoughts passing through our respective speech-processing structures.
  6. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I always get INFP, not taking this gay test again. Seems like a fairly accurate description of me, though.
  7. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Slaynk Sometimes I chill with spiders in my apartment. When I was in jail for arson, I remember shedding a lil tiny tear because I was thinking how my spider friends were dead. But I have not seen any spiders around lately, next time I'm vibing out with a spider I will think of this thread.

    You just got, like, so much cooler. Goddamn, I want a piece of that.
  8. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    No, probably not
  9. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I hope he comes back soon. I know it was really hard for him to lose Chootie, but he has responsibilities here.
  10. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Slaynk Dude I do burn outs while idling. You really want to fight?

    I don't know what you're talking about, but yes, yes I do. After I've murdered you, I'll probably eat your family.
  11. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Model, processor, hard drive, memory, price, like this:

    Macbook Pro 17" late 2011
    2.4 GHz Intel i7
    1TB hybrid drive
    16 GB RAM

    $1,500 refurbished.

    I bought this in mid-2015. I wanted a Mac for the software, but it's held up very well for everything I do. Anytime it gets a little bit slow or starts to glitch, I just reinstall the OS and it's like new. The only downside is that, because of the overall size and the hard drive, it's pretty heavy. As a result, I don't take it away from home often.
  12. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Don't tell me what to do you queer little boy
  13. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    iPhone 6S+, it runs very reliably for me. I've had a couple of iPhones before, but this is easily the best one. It's about a year old, so I can't justify spending so much on one of the newer models yet.
  14. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    What's the least fuel-efficient vehicle?

    A Buddhist monk. They've been known to burn through five gallons of petrol in under 20 minutes.
  15. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Enter Thanks for reminding me that we need to fuck shit up on Dfg's totse subreddit. He uses it as a platform to avertise his own shitty "totseans" site.

    Actually, that might be a good platform for us to reach out to lost Zoklet members. Imagine if we could get back people like JoePedo, Chi, Rizzo, Ate, etc. and see all the wonderful things they've done with their absence.
  16. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Was anybody debating about the nutritional value of a raw food diet?
  17. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker A goat

    Do you even know how to argue? Issue313, for all of our disagreements, knows how to assert something and then defend it, or criticize arguments made by others. I make arguments and support them. You just seem to repeat the same ignorant things over and over, always from the sidelines. I think it's because you don't really understand what's going on, and you impulsively pick the side closest to the behaviors you were raised with, and you start sputtering foolish insults. I think you're a worthless, ignorant person, and on some level, you're totally aware of it.
  18. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    In retrospect, I can see why calling it a goat was a mistake: it's in part because it is a cow, but mostly I regret saying "goat" because you cannot seem to get past the fact that I misidentified one mammal for another, very closely related one. Maybe if they hadn't hacked its legs off while it was still alive and rolled it onto the ground, I would've recognized by its height that it was a cow.
  19. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Issue313 We all know those brown people don't want to hear your moral opinions, and if they do listen they're likely to ask "what's in that for me?"


    Why not? If you're obligated not to eat animals yourself, why aren't you obligated to stop others from doing it?

    I was vegetarian for 14 years, so I know the mindset. Vegetarians think meat is yucky, they like signalling how spiritually evolved they are, they have weak personalities, and they know their opinions have zero basis in natural law.

    Vegetarianism is an attempt to opt-out of life, which is why vegetarianism is common among new-agers, religious mystics and the like.

    If you were a vegetarian for 14 years, you shouldn't need me to explain to you that some vegetarians are voluntarists and others are not, and if that's your impression of the decision not to eat meat, you were probably one of the shallower vegetarians.
  20. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I believe I remember you having said something horrible to her in passing, as most of us have, and her thinking you did so with intent.
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