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Posts by Dirtbag

  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I just need the will power, because if chronic fatigue is preventing me from going to vote for my human rights I'm better off dying now.
  2. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I need to eat, brush my teeth and go vote but this mouth ulcer is killing me.
  3. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wow you sound just like my distraught aunt at the family barbeque

    Idk why my mind jumped to the image of barbecuing Lanny's testicles.
  4. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    When I talk with people normally it's because I forget for awhile that they're enemies, that's how oblivious I am to people here. And these posts aren't trying to convince anyone of anything, I just feel like talking about myself.
  5. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Elbow They clearly have an effect though, which is good enough for some. If it was completely beneath your notice, you wouldn't have posted this! "I'm ignoring your posts" is an acknowledgement!

    The effect is usually me thinking they're dumb.
  6. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "I'm replying to your post to tell you I'm not replying to you."

    That's fleeting consideration of me, I don't like that people are wasting their time. I'm really oblivious and talking to myself most of the time. If I reply to people it could be that I feel like rambling about myself.
  7. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I don't see the people targeting me as any loss. They've quickly shown their true colours and now I know not to waste my time on them. They're dogs barking and I pity them for always having hateful thoughts because that's hell, I pity them for being controlled by a need to be part of a group, for having fragile egos that abandon reason and for wasting their time typing to me when it doesn't have the intended effect.
  8. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I wonder if I should get dressed up for the occasion.
  9. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Waiting for the energy to go vote. In pain from a mouth ulcer.
  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I don't get how people can't see they're on a lower plane, that we're on different operating systems so their social rules don't affect or apply to me, their words don't have the intended effect, why they can't keep their ill-thoughts to themselves, because I think it's the opposite, but I don't feel a need to tell people they're retarded.
  11. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3g6e653wrlo.amp
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Why the fuck did I not know about this before? I have a pair of blue circle lenses in my drawer but have been too scared to try to put them in.

  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Idk why I never thought of it before, that some contact lenses could maybe enhancement the amount of light that enters my eyes.
  14. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Ig I'll come up with a list of stuff to do to force myself outdoors bcus one of the factors keeping me indoors is not knowing what I want to do outside.
  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Instructions nested deep within my programming.

    Do you still consider yourself sane? I want to leave this place bcus of the idiots and migrate outdoors but it's hard with sensory issues and misanthropy.
  16. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Elbow You're a ginger like me. You don't tan. I wouldn't let you. A tanned ginger would probably break a seal of the apocalypse.

    A fake tan ginger looks nice to me, especially if it's an orange tan. I'm serious. I still remember this girl in geography class, her hair was ginger and reminded me of cleopatra with the fringe and it was straighted. Heavy makeup and orange fake tan that looked flawless, heavy black fake eyelashes with silver at the tips of them. @.@
  17. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    The chances of me being murdered by an incel are higher than usual, especially if I do try to migrate outdoors. Something I project irl makes men believe I like them when I don't.

    I feel like my heart will go any day so I don't close door anymore, I don't want Akira to be trapped in the house. It's the drinking on average two cans of Monster a day for the past five or six years, heart disease runs in my family, cocaine, the covid jab, grief, broken heart syndrome, underweight, dehydration from energy drinks, having to take research stimulants every day I want to function because of my fatigue.
  18. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He let the mods get out of control through absenteeism. They turned into fascists and tyrants. Something had to be done. Jeff's spare administrator account was hacked, mods were removed and demoted and added, by force, the trash can was hard deleted so people couldn't live there. It was a civil revolution. When Jeff finally stumbled in, his kingdom was in anarchy. His rude discovery of being violated incensed his sense of pride and security, therefore the Ta-Ta-For-Now had to be issued.

    Why are you still here?
  19. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina women put so much effort into making how they appear

    It's like a full-time job and I'm not actually high-maintenace. I don't even style my hair.

    Hairdressers every month
    Eyebrows tinted and waxed, eyelashes tinted and eyelash extensions every two weeks
    Still have to tweeze the eyebrows
    Then eyebrow combs, gel and pomade
    Painful laser hair removal every month for five months and yearly top-ups
    Hair straighteners everyday, hair oil, hairspray, hair growth accelerator, hair extensions
    Bleaching arm hair
    Shaving facial hair
    Ice face roller
    Gua sha
    Light therapy
    Microcurrents
    Laser blemish removal
    False nails, file nails, clip nails, hand cream, foot cream, foot peel, foot file
    Microneedling every month for four months a year
    Botox every three months
    Dermal fillers once a year
    Exfoliator, cleanser, toner, charcoal mask, skin peel, skin essence, ampoule, sheet mask, moisturiser, suncream or retinol, lip scrub
    Skincare supplements, I won't give away those secrets
    I won't bother with the shower stuff
    My makeup is basic but still tedious. After sunscreen it's foundation, liquid blush, mascara and lip smacker gloss
    Body lotion and perfume
  20. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm gonna have nightmares tonight
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