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    https://geediting.com/people-who-have-no-close-friends-usually-display-these-9-behaviors-without-realizing-it/
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    Now I'm wondering what I'd be like if I had rabies
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    I ate a raw lamb heart before. Don't ask why
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    I was probably having an allergic reaction to make them that puffy. They're not usually
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    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny You're one of those Irish with the Oriental eyes of Epicanthal folds.

    that's pretty cool!
    either that or you have a chemical burn? :(


    No one's said that to me. I have a British face, heavy hooded eyelids but Botox brow lifts have changed that.
  6. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    This is sad. A gypsy came to my door offering to clean my roof but I turned him away.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clwyddzz2reo.amp
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    Will put me to sleep
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The way you consistently gravy your plates is impressive

    I've always been a gravy hogger. Dunno if it's bcus my mum made dry food when I was growing up.
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    I did it, cooked dinner wasted. Let's hope it doesn't topple.

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    Idk if it's a normal teenage activity to have a lesbian Wiccan handfasting ceremony at 16 with 20+ teens there.
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    It was freaky. People said they were gonna beat me up when I turned 18, so I asked her if I would die then. I got all these cards talking about endings and in the centre was the death card. Richard, a queer, got a lot of wands.
  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    My friends when I was a teen were mostly Wiccan. In the estate where I first lived, one of them used to live there. We would do tarot cards at her house. Maybe it's her I'm trying to get to when I go through the crystal cave. I wonder if it was astral projection that brought me to her estate at night.
  14. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    When I meditate I find myself on a hill and monks are about to chase me so I have to run. I use a broomstick. Fly over the ocean to play chess on a pirate ship or into the woods where there's a cottage with a deity I ask for help. If I go through the crystal cave as directed I find myself in the estate I first lived, it's always night. That's all I've explored.
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    One of the things I meditated on was this guy I wanted, and he ended up molesting me. Maybe that's why I didn't try it again.
  16. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant I don’t. I’ve bought stuff and books but I’ve never learned. I’m a natural witch. Things I want just happen and my enemies suffer through no interference of mine.

    Also fuck off no face. Necro bumping some weird Shit.

    You seem like a jealous type though so something must be blocking you. You don't get everything you want. When I meditated on what I want the things manifested and oddly I've only meditated twice. Medicine began with women. They knew about herb properties and thus were denounced as witches.
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    Wondering why the name morshoo sounds familiar. If not Bradley then whomst. -_-
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    I had a crush on this girl when I was 18. Blonde hair blue eyes she lived in Richmond VA. Anyway she said she never wanted children and she voted for Trump in 2016. I'm wondering how she's freaking out now.
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