Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

1. 2022-05-11 at 9:45 AM UTC in $600 Moneynigger Tokyo
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Wobbutt
2. 2022-05-11 at 4:34 AM UTC in I like lazer biem
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Don't you love laser beim
   
   It is like having world's smallest, most subtle and precise gun and you can just shoot whatever you want whenever.
   
   I like to point laser biim at random objects just cuz technically I'm zapping them, it's just not harmful.
3. 2022-05-11 at 4:18 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Making WellHung my bitch
4. 2022-05-11 at 4:17 AM UTC in My Memoirs
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   More like Big Ben't
5. 2022-05-11 at 4:16 AM UTC in Violently raping Frala until she dies
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Frololololo
6. 2022-05-11 at 3:55 AM UTC in $600 Moneynigger Tokyo
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny Oh absurdity-as-attention-grab is definitely something actively explored by ML based advertising. I mean I think humans were doing this before machines got into it, but definitely more interesting when you can try out a thousand variations a second to see what sticks. Kind of a natural progression from the “obviously wrong rage-bait” genre.
   
   I think in the next 20 years we’re tragically going to learn more about the human brain from data mining and successful advertising strategies/funnel analysis than like real neuroscience

   
   I actually don't think it has anything to do with absurdity really. It is hard to say exactly but it is like they will hit all the buzzers on what might grab ones attention or engagement while completely bypassing the "making semantic sense" stage entirely.
   
   You could say it is absurd but there feels like some even colder and tighter logic that AI ads have managed to decode.
   
   It is like listening to Oingo Boingo song where it initially seems like a whole song's worth of ideas but then you realize Danny Elfman actually just made some cool 5 second riff that he circled around for 3 minutes. When you identify that riff, then suddenly it is like you understood the master key to the whole song and the logic to the whole thing is actually conceptually even more simple than you initially expected.
   
   I wrote part of a short story on here about a "convincing machine". I find that idea simultaneously terrifying and beautiful. We are, as creatures, essentially just open to being "hacked" because of language. If you find the right combination of sigils to put on my screen, one can be made to believe anything.
   
   But why on Earth should the only paths to making me behave a certain way, have to take routes that make semantic sense to me? There is probably a way to "inception" anything into anyone's mind and it wouldn't need to make sense at all to them.
7. 2022-05-11 at 1:24 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Raping WellHung
8. 2022-05-11 at 1:24 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung not as simple as CandyRein

   
   Shut up buttnut
9. 2022-05-11 at 1:24 AM UTC in A slightly gay rapper named Lil Gay
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lodger Free Are you sure you don't want to check your fact list first? You sure that the question at hand is directed souly at me. I am the intended interest of said question?

   
   Indeed sir, only you and you alonely are the sole intended person at whom the question is singularly directed, now your answer please?
10. 2022-05-11 at 1:22 AM UTC in $600 Moneynigger Tokyo
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lodger Free What are you, wobble bottom inventor of bottoms?

    
    Who are you, John Faggot (inventor of being a faggot)?
11. 2022-05-11 at 1:21 AM UTC in which of the two would you want?
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Octavian is handsome and has lovely eyes
12. 2022-05-10 at 10:19 PM UTC in Gotham Penis Syndrome
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    You can't use get a good acromen cuz GOS is already taken
13. 2022-05-10 at 10:18 PM UTC in Gotham Penis Syndrome
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Wheat if you developed a bat like dick and your doctor named it Gotham Penis Syndrome?
14. 2022-05-10 at 10:11 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT we had a1970 Lotus Europa new back in the day,,dad loved it ,, mom wrecked it

    
    That was a fine car
15. 2022-05-10 at 9:12 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Who are you, John Lotus (inventor of Lotus)?
16. 2022-05-10 at 9:03 PM UTC in My Memoirs
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny *sympathy quotes*

    
    Even your sympathy doesn't matter to anyone.
17. 2022-05-10 at 8:20 PM UTC in What's some cheap alcohol that is tolerable
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson why yes I am!

    
    Who are you, John Am (inventor of being)?
18. 2022-05-10 at 8:16 PM UTC in Anyone who attempts to climb Mount Everest possesses a self-esteem problem...
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Wow apparently there was not even a single person named John who summited Everest in the 20th century but there were 3 named Jean.
19. 2022-05-10 at 7:38 PM UTC in road to atlantis finally discovered
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Who are you, John Clodvandam (inventor of Jean-Claude Van Damme)?
20. 2022-05-10 at 6:54 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo Youre even shitty at your own shitty boring meme you could have come up with at least 3 better versions of this. Why don't you just do better things?

    
    Who are you, John Shitty (inventor of shitty)?