Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

1. 2022-06-12 at 2:01 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Brytnxi is a QUAIEEN
2. 2022-06-11 at 2:37 PM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Yes. I have all of Berkeley up my ass

   
   Does Berkeley just refer to the inside of your ass?
3. 2022-06-11 at 10:50 AM UTC in Retracto
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders This is a weed out campaign. You're creating this watchlist because of what you do for a living. You're the one who ratted out Zoklet which doesn't mean shit because he's a fucking FBI asset and a lying cunt.
   
   Go crawl in a sewer and off yourself so no one has to bother shoveling up your mess

   
   QMR why are you being so aggressive now, are you frustrated of being an Uber driver?
4. 2022-06-11 at 3:15 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Yeah but what specifically, looks interesting and I've been looking to watch more black drama related content.
   
   Do you enjoy the Fresh and Fit podcast and related drama?
5. 2022-06-11 at 3:02 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein
   
   💗

   
   Watcha watching?
6. 2022-06-11 at 2:58 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein Since the boss has been on vaca it’s been such a vibe up here lol
   
   Idk why she makes everyone so nervous.. she’s always been nice to me ….maybe it’s the flower .. administration is always asking what color flower im wearing today
   
   Then I point to it and they smile lol

   
   Lol. Perfect answer to a stupid fucking question I'd get annoyed of after the 2nd time.
7. 2022-06-11 at 2:56 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   He a nut brah
8. 2022-06-11 at 2:54 AM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders In Berkeley

   
   Which is up your ass?
9. 2022-06-11 at 2:54 AM UTC in Chicken Tikka
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
10. 2022-06-10 at 11:31 PM UTC in Chicken Tikka
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This exact store..look there's even a Gunga din walking into the place
    
    
    
    They always look at me in awe because I'm English and the only white person who ever goes in there.

    
    Haha gay Houstonian gay
11. 2022-06-10 at 11:29 PM UTC in Chicken Tikka
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Chicken Tikka and chicken Tikka masala are absolutely not the same thing and you should not put it in butter chicken sauce, what a stupid thing to do and ruin perfectly good chicken tikka.
12. 2022-06-10 at 11:28 PM UTC in Chicken Tikka
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    More like Chicken Nigga
13. 2022-06-10 at 11:26 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I literally do this stupid shit every few days where I talk to a girl for a bit then my matter shifts unstabley and I disassociate from the common ground we had and alienate myself. Why do I even bother amirite?

    
    No you don't
14. 2022-06-10 at 11:25 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo That's a weird projection of your jealousy from lack of invites to sweet grocery store bathroom diarrhea parties.

    
    Nah just pointing out you're a lame liar.
15. 2022-06-10 at 6:38 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's in rubles. $172USD.

    
    It's actually 10k doll hairs
16. 2022-06-10 at 6:37 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump The grocery stores I go to have bathrooms, but past the tills and you have to ask to be let in.

    
    That's gay, north American grocery stores just have public shitters.
17. 2022-06-10 at 5:50 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I lost 10k today. I knew I should have sold before options expiration. At least all my stonks are oil and gas, so I'm not doing too bad year to date.

    
    You never had 10k to invest
18. 2022-06-10 at 5:41 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo You're right I'm actually genuinely happy and in good health and not typing this from a grocery store bathroom

    
    Nah just doing something boring
19. 2022-06-10 at 5:40 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka There's a rain and thunderstorm so I'm staying indoors, pretty content, shopping for kawaii things. Cam (rapist) added me on Discord. I'm not exactly trying to make him feel like shit I'm just not witholding information from him like how I have a boyfriend. I will also deny whatever he's about to ask me for.

    
    Is "Cam" in the room with you right now?
20. 2022-06-10 at 4:13 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I haven't eaten in almost 24 hours but have shit my guts out every few minutes. I've spent at least 2 full hours on public toilets this morning. Two random girls who were cute smiled at me despite me looking like death (which two other people mentioned) and someone gave me a fat fucking check in me pocket rn. I told off two people too but was over the phone so doesn't really count. I know it's SOMETHING that I have in addition to my normal syndromes/conditions because I do not feel OK. My mood is fluctuating hard and I need balance. It really sucks when you build alot of shit up, then are expected to carry it on your shoulders but your crappy ass bawdee can't even stand up without doubling over and holding yo guts. I have to believe tomorrow will be a better day

    
    Nah none of that happened, what a bad liar.