Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

1. 2022-06-10 at 4:12 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Did not read
2. 2022-06-10 at 4:11 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Meanwhile my nigga the brave little tailor been tricking giants into carrying trees and shit, making moves and solving problems, you know, man stuff.
3. 2022-06-10 at 4:05 PM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I like beansprouts with soy source…THE HEALTHY alternative to noodles.

   
   Yeah I eat sawdust in bleach sauce as a healthy alternative to breakfast cereals.
4. 2022-06-10 at 4:02 PM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i normally just add some nigger pepper and mushroom soysauce and thats it.
   
   

   
   Nice, are these usually available at Asian grocery stores? Those actually look really good because they seem on the thicker side.
5. 2022-06-10 at 4:01 PM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   I like thick* noodles too but those don't come in instant
6. 2022-06-10 at 4 PM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Too many carbs, I rarely have them these days, maybe 2 or 3 times a year.

   
   It's literally 100% carbs
7. 2022-06-10 at 7:20 AM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I doubt it, Johnny C Of Iphone Fail

   
   Nah it's the only way it could ever have been.
8. 2022-06-10 at 2:58 AM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders "Fuck you, i drove past you and you got a big fucking mouth. And yes I saw a younger you in that photo event.."
   
   ^What does this mean. I'm really confused.

   
   That happened a long time ago and if you ask me again, I'll kill you.
9. 2022-06-10 at 2:57 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   You can tell the cameraman is some kind of Indian, Desi people are not going to fuck around fighting that hoe.
10. 2022-06-10 at 2:08 AM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    There is "real" ramen too. This is just instant ramen.
11. 2022-06-10 at 1:42 AM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Also interesting tech ique for cooking it by letting it stand in hot water, then draining and then adding the seasoning. I like my noodles a bit "soupy" personally.
12. 2022-06-10 at 1:42 AM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra dunno about 'ramen', my favourite instant noodles are the cheesy korean ones and I make them 'dry'
    
    
    
    
    put noodles in bowl, fill with boiling water, leave for 5 minutes or whatever for noodles to cook, pour out water, add seasoning/sauce, add some butter, mix

    
    Those are ramen!
    
    
13. 2022-06-10 at 1:37 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    I'd cum on her tits
14. 2022-06-10 at 1:35 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster it takes like ten seconds to refill a pod and most hold 1-2 ml which if you use salt nicotine is plenty to get you through hours of use. if you really go through that much just fill an extra pod in the morning or whatever and take it with you.
    
    too much work to fill a vape pod….fuckin kids these days 😂

    
    Yea I used to refill juul pods, you literally just pull it off with your nail, pull out the little rubber seal, refill, that's it.
    
    I kept ~15 juul pods at any time, threw them out as they burnt out, just filled em up once every 3 weeks or so.
15. 2022-06-10 at 1:33 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
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16. 2022-06-10 at 1:32 AM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I like to do a handstand and shove the noodles and boiling water in my ass then hold it in until it's cooked and shit it out into a bowl and eat it

    
    I saw that on Iron Chef Japan once
17. 2022-06-09 at 11:11 PM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Favourite brands of instant ramen?
    
    Favourite way to cook instant ramen?
    
    Favourite additions for instant ramen jazz ups?
    
    I personally like Nongshim Shin Ramyun Black. I add a chicken stock cube to it, add some extra water and crack an egg into it. All cooked on the stove, in a pot of course.
18. 2022-06-09 at 8:18 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
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19. 2022-06-09 at 8:17 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    I wanna squeeze some boobz
20. 2022-06-09 at 8:17 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra proper vape tanks are usually glass and metal, it's probably a glass capsule wrapped in plastic

    
    It's straight plastic, it doesn't matter though.