2022-06-10 at 5:08 PM UTC
i always assume when theres a line at a grocery store bathroom its because someone is shooting heroin and it's like seriously people you're gonna just stand in line and wait? That's such a heat score. Imagine being the person walking out.
And then they start talking like "are you sure someones in there?" like really people?? just keep shopping and go home
2022-06-10 at 5:15 PM UTC
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
i always assume when theres a line at a grocery store bathroom its because someone is shooting heroin and it's like seriously people you're gonna just stand in line and wait? That's such a heat score. Imagine being the person walking out.
And then they start talking like "are you sure someones in there?" like really people?? just keep shopping and go home
I was in a gas station bathroom earlier for half hr at least and someone banged on the door several times and when I got out I glared at him and he apologized. Fuck he looked like he had FAS and was a sex offender, I should have drug him in the bathroom and raped him but I honestly don't have the energy. I've been talking to some wrong number girl from Singapore with an English name. We exchanged pictures and she looks semi OK and not full on chiner. She thought I was her friend Mary and we've been talking for hours, idk wtf is wrong with me
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2022-06-10 at 5:55 PM UTC
The grocery stores I go to have bathrooms, but past the tills and you have to ask to be let in.
2022-06-10 at 6:41 PM UTC
Not around here. Around here our grocery stores have bathrooms with designated stalls for heroin/meth users all with complimentary paraphernalia and first aid precautions. Last I checked it was 6 urinals and 4 regular stalls and then 8 drug stalls. They're all open to the public but if someone locks one of the drug stalls, the remaining 'regular stalls and urinals' all lock up, giving the drug stalls precedence and privacy. It's a big system of levers and pulleys and latches and locks and keys and just a lot of moving parts in general but it's all for the best.
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2022-06-10 at 7:56 PM UTC
Now I'm taking these "soft-serve" shits every few minutes. It's like a tablespoon of poop each time but it feels like it's gonna be way more so I'm forced to at least address it and go to the bathroom and do the whole bit kit and kaboodle.
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2022-06-10 at 7:57 PM UTC
What do they call those things.. gastrointestinal tracts? I think I need a new one.
2022-06-10 at 10:26 PM UTC
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I waited a year to see a gastroentinologist who told me scientifically speaking I have an "irritable gut" TYANKS OBAMA
It's really weird this wrong number Singaporian who lives in NYC and I've been talking on whatsapp all day she literally has a shiba inu and doesn't look bad, I don't seem to be getting catfished but if so that would be pretty epic
2022-06-10 at 10:31 PM UTC
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I literally do this stupid shit every few days where I talk to a girl for a bit then my matter shifts unstabley and I disassociate from the common ground we had and alienate myself. Why do I even bother amirite?