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Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

  1. Iron maiden are an overrated and outdated band where the band name is now mostly corporate branding.

    Not a single less artistic, more basic live performance you could attend than an Iron Maiden concert.
  2. Originally posted by aldra are you confused

    Well the joke would be that you might be confused by the purported connection between gays and the image of an apple, thus meaning you're gay.

    So no.
  3. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Doesn't seem like the same dood
  4. Originally posted by aldra

    Buttapples, Randy
  5. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny in your ass.

    No I actually own such a spot but it's located in YOUR ass
  6. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Who are you, John Fulfillment (Inventor of mints)

    Nah he was just the inventor of fully filling mints
  7. Originally posted by Rape Monster No but I have indeed injured that before

    this is like the very top of my head. I kept scratching and rubbing this little rough spot up there and it felt really nice so I kept going it and next thing I knew there was blood all over

    I actually possess exactly such a spot.
  8. Originally posted by Rape Monster I kept scratching my scalp while I was high and cut it open and now I have a bandaid on the top of my head to stop the bleeding

    Was it your dick scalp
  9. How I'm happy for CandyRein having a happy relationship, fulfilling job, excellent work-life balance and the ability to be self fulfilled as an individual.
  10. Dave Mustato
  11. Originally posted by Bradley Candy we had fried chicken and gritz for dinner yesterday, I sat next to the most beautiful black girl who had the tightest braids I've ever seen, I told her I loved her hair and she said "really?" all shocked and we made small talk and she gave me her breast piece after eating a wing and sat with me talking until i finished my food (She only ate like half of what I did and then gave me the rest of the chicken)

    I didn't eat the skin on any of the pieces so she thinks I"m really really healthy, i told her I'm really not I'm just getting sober and she said she knows she's a counselor in the mental health building

    I also fucked with a black girl on the bus from chicago to memphis, I wish I could tell you I thought about you while I was hitting it but I didn't.

    Next time I will.

    Lol wot
  12. Originally posted by mmQ I'm opening a mexican / coffee restaurant combo thing gonna call it Enchilattes.

    I'm gonna open a Russian themed poutine shop called Raspoutine
  13. Originally posted by frala Having a chai latte

    Gay
  14. Originally posted by Kafka I’m starving and nowhere is doing deliveries at this time, don’t want to get up, ran out of cigs, craving them and cuddles, head is fuzzy from hangover, reluctant to go to the shop in case he’s working today, regret at letting another day go by without going on an adventure and getting exercise, boredom, I don’t know what I want to do today, self conscious because of my fake tan, not ready for tomorrow, need a Thai massage but have to wait til Tuesday, tempted to drink vodka. I don’t really know what I’m doing it’s like life is making itself up, the next thing is making a computer game.

    Didn't read
  15. Originally posted by mmQ Please fart in my ear and cum on my sandwich. It's fine.

    I'll cum in your mouth, nigger
  16. Originally posted by DontTellEm Why do u keep being a loser

    How so?

    & creating different names for yourself?

    Because it's fun.
  17. You're both schizoidal
  18. From my personal copy of "Bizarro Heroes":





  19. Unless it is specifically relevant to a thread, you should keep all Bizarroposting directed towards this thread. I'm looking at you, Will "Spectral" Taggarr.
  20. Spectral why do you keep posting random bizarre comics to threads where they don't belong? You should post in the time travelling Bizarro thread
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