Originally posted by Lodger Free
Helmet Law Is fucking retarded. I personally would wear one however the law is just to make extra money in fines
You in particular should wear a helmet at all times
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Originally posted by Kafka
Take your meds
I did, they were delicious
U wanna get weird ?
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2022-05-16 at 4:35 PM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
Originally posted by CandyRein
😭❤️😆
I hope you have a day of smiles and sunshine 🌞
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2022-05-16 at 3:44 PM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
Originally posted by CandyRein
lol those places are fun, i dumped a body in one back in the 90s 🥰😊
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I wasn't born.
I know, I took a shit and didn't flush and next thing I knew u were registering an account here
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2022-05-16 at 4:10 PM UTC
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EAT MY ASS
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Ass eating, it's what's for lunch.
Next time you go to the Asian spa wave an extra $20 and ask if the "special buffet" is being served that day
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u r more likely to die from a heart attack after too many hotel breakfast sausages than you are from a motorcycle or bald eagle pecking ur eyes out
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my tummy hurts, i should have eaten more than just drugs for breakfast
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Originally posted by aldra
yeah like a hardcore NFL pass
now I'm picturing like when they do the competition where someone has to hit the moving targets with a football, but instead it's you throwing a baby into a car with a perfect overhand spiral
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2022-05-16 at 1:05 PM UTC
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My Mexican Neighbors
Originally posted by aldra
clothesline wire at neck level across doors
VIDEO
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2022-05-16 at 2:45 AM UTC
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YOU FUCKIN MOTHA FUCKAS
homie can't handle his cough syrup
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so how u feel about having another little brother?
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This isn't the first nor last time wellhung gobbles down something that is 14 inches
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Originally posted by G
AM :
wow bro that's so amazing
fill my ass for me
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lol damn that lady is triggered huh
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Originally posted by Lodger Free
I invented a John for a vehicle once. It was basically a large mouth gatoraide bottle to pee in
good idea, i usually just use your mom's mouth
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2022-05-13 at 11:04 PM UTC
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weird situation just now
Originally posted by Wariat
the dunny tging wqs when they said sixteen the teen and sis mark that just almost gets my dick hard wven mentioning it i right away said wow thqts awesome to them in polish. like thats a fuckingbgood thing.
ur harder to understand than fucking Michael j fox doing sign language
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Have u ever had a actual blumpkin before?
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
it doesnt work like that.
quiet before I get xi ping to weld u inside ur apartment forever
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