Originally posted by blaster master
Tbh, i havent heard from you in a year or two so I assumed you weren't interested and figured i wouldn't bother you.
Alright, simp story time boys.
So last summer I move back to my hometown after being gone from here over a decade. My family all moved away so it's kinda strange living here, lotta memories of when things were better for me.
And one sunday morning I was out of toothpaste so I went to the drug store, and I'm waiting in line and I get to the cashier and she deadnames me. Not many people call me by my real name, most people call me Red. She's like is your name abcxyz? And who is it, but this chicken I went to grade school, jr high and high school with. She was the first girl to ever reject my affection in the 6th grade and went on to be like hotter than fuck and our prom queen and shit.
And here she is working the sunday morning shift at the drug store looking blown out af. So I gave her my business card, said we should grab coffee sometime. Went back a couple more times, she said it was nice to see me, ect, and then I stopped seeing her at that drug store, I figured she must have moved on and gotten a better job. Then when I'd go there I'd notice the staff was looking at me kinda funny, maybe I look scummy enough to be a shop lifter I figured.
The chicken never hit me up, I figured maybe she was nervous or forgot, so a few months later I looked her up on google and it said she still lived at her parents old house, and it listed a cell phone number for her. So while laying around drinking beers the brilliant idea of sending her a text dawned upon me. So i said something along the lines of "hey chicken, it's abcxyz, i know this is weird, but i looked you up on google and figured id hit you up and see if you wanna get coffee or a drink sometime." No response, whatever.
The next day I'm at work and I get a phone call from my hometowns police dept phone number. LOL.
I answer, it's a detective and he says, "hey man, don't call or text that chicken and don't go back to that drug store, she wants to put a restraining order against you but when i reviewed the case it seemed like the next step was to call and tell you the contact was unwanted and to leave her alone."
He wasnt a dick about it but pretty much told me not to do shit like that anymore because it's weird.
Literally 1984
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
He also literally shits his pants in a room full of people, and people start sniffing the air and looking around with wide eyes, wondering who it is.
Big deal, so do i
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2022-05-03 at 6:35 PM UTC
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Fuck you more Technologist!
Originally posted by Technologist
Aww sorry you don’t have a job that can withstand inflation. Inflation is part of the American way. I’ve lived through 2 recessions and have come out fine. Save up ya damn victim.
Also, if you think the gas prices are 100% Biden’s fault, you’re still an idiot!
yas queen 🥰
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2022-05-03 at 6:34 PM UTC
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Fuck you more Technologist!
purdy soon weed oil is gonna be cheaper than oil oil
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2022-05-03 at 1:22 AM UTC
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I am bitch
Originally posted by Sudo
Dude it's like I've known you my whole life. Can I pay to talk to you?
absolutely not, my advice is free
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i let immigrants cut my grass and call ice when is time 2 pay them
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2022-05-02 at 7:31 PM UTC
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Im depressed as hell lately
Originally posted by Wariat
These chicks here are driving me mad. Star trek man dont u agree youd be depressed here too? How is kiev treating u?
just do it man. look how fucked the world is. putin is gonna starve and bomb ur people anyways and all those 15 yr old sluts are just assholes now and they arent cute and innocent like they used to be. whats the point of fuckin living man
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i reach deep inside myself in the shower all the time
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she dindu nuffin dat wuz sum otha nigga
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zelensky just needs 500 billion more and everything will work out
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i was talking about the polish rapist guy but ok
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2022-04-28 at 1:14 AM UTC
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If Elon Musk buys Twitter
Originally posted by frala
Lol
Since Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter, celebrity and left-leaning accounts have lost hundreds of thousands of followers, while right-wing users are seeing increases.
https://consequence.net/2022/04/twitter-mass-deactivations-elon-musk-purchase/?fbclid=IwAR2u0bL1InooR94DkVYfz2eWusPkL3U_5eiL05ALJAPSuEPTreUpJZNctdA
its all the bots being purged and shadowbans being reversed
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Originally posted by Iseedivision
Serious question do you like to see animals hurt
no, i like to hurt the people who do that
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i hope he blows up ur house first
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no one is interesting and drugs are cooler than people anyway
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Originally posted by Iseedivision
As someone who's kind of new here why don't a lot of people like him
brain dead pedophile who gets too nervous to talk to the 14-15 year olds he tries to pick up off the street and posts/types like he has destroyed every last brain cell with alcohol
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