2022-05-14 at 1:44 PM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
Originally posted by CandyRein
Thread needs flowers …
❤️🌹🌹❤️
i had flowers and they dieded 🥺😭
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Originally posted by Sudo
My bubble yum ass needs a good way to fake my death. Fire won't work, vehicle submerged in water is a realistic one I have so far because divers can only go down for so long and bilge clogs instruments so if there's a body of some kind down there they're gonna assume it's me. Although there's alot of moving parts, doing it in another country while traveling seems to be the best. I literally think about this everyday and may or may not have a decent life insurance policy
get a pair of your shoes and one of your teeth, smear a little bit of your own blood on the shoes then toss them with the tooth into a lion pit at the zoo, let them think u were eaten
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2022-05-14 at 2:06 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein
No rubber ducky..I use a life size inflatable in my baths…
Ot
The MUG ! ❤️😍
how often do you drop ur blunt in the water? my dumbass would do that a lot
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Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
Junji ito is some basic ass mainstream reddit type shit
Jumanji Jones
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2022-05-14 at 1:52 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein
*rollz spliff*
*lightz candles*
*runz bubble bath*
❤️
Do u have a rubber ducky for ur bath??
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Originally posted by POLECAT
before decertification the left will start WW111
good
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Originally posted by Kafka
It makes me think of people who get head injuries then see the world upside-down.
this is probably what happened to you. someone smashed you into a doorway headfirst as a baby or dropped you down the steps and now ur like this
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Originally posted by blaster master
I slow rolled next to her pulling in as she was walking up, I think that's what did it and my trucks a total open header rape wagon.
pics of rape wagon
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i like 2 go stoned and buy all the good food
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maybe u shouldnt go to the grocery store drunk then
or jack off in their bathroom first
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2022-05-13 at 4:30 AM UTC
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Random image thread
does this look dangerous?
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Originally posted by Sudo
I wanna fuck a really hawt bitch and leave her shaking and never talk to her again. Lately I've been so blah and on pills I haven't been thinking of sex as much as I normally do but lately I've just been wanting to smash some New Yung poon as something I just need to do. I have a couple ideas and I'm excluding all the typical wrote off ratchet hos I normally fux wit. Mayne it'll fix my life who nose?
hell yeah smash that shit raw and leave it dripping 💦
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Ready to getter done…..about to knock out these last round ya heard ..❤️
Hour and a half and I'll be heading on home…
*Gets off bench*
Let's Rock …….
;)
*inhales deeply from bench*
😤😤🤤🌝
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2022-05-12 at 10:15 PM UTC
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They're closing in on us boys.
Originally posted by Lodger Free
Do you want them to?
It's your world not theirs. You can do what ever you want little guy. Be a doctor. Be a brain surgeon and don't listen to their words when they say " whoa.. drop that weapon". You just keep on cutting their brain matter.
i want ur ass to have three layers when i attack it with my tongue
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im gonna get oreo cheesecake ice cream 🥰
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Originally posted by CandyRein
How sweet these roses smell they got for us ❤️🌹
sweet roses for the sweet lady 🌹🥰
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i think you need to see a doctor
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2022-05-12 at 2:12 PM UTC
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Cumming on the Bible
Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
Based
Man who shits his pants in church sits in his own pew
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2022-05-12 at 1:06 AM UTC
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Cumming on the Bible
i shit myself in church before
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