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The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

  1. 2022-05-14 at 1:23 PM UTC
    #1361
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I woke up today and didn't take any opiates for an hour and just tried to thug it out and felt good but physically very sick and sore and I knew it would get worse and I would have to lie down all day and wish I was dead. So I took 4mg of suboxone which didn't do anything so I sniffed 9mg of hydros emollient and now feel alot better but GOLDANG I really can't go thru life on opiates everyday anymore. It's been years and I'm old, tired and unhealthy. I'll never have a nontoxic relationship if I can't get off em and will function at a lower level and my kids will eventually realize I'm a loser.

    What I'm saying is I need one of you to be my avatar and live my life for like 4-5 days while I detox. I'll pay you in cheese sandwiches. Serious inquiries only

    My bubble yum ass would be dead if i lived your life.
  2. 2022-05-14 at 1:34 PM UTC
    #1362
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie My bubble yum ass would be dead if i lived your life.

    My bubble yum ass needs a good way to fake my death. Fire won't work, vehicle submerged in water is a realistic one I have so far because divers can only go down for so long and bilge clogs instruments so if there's a body of some kind down there they're gonna assume it's me. Although there's alot of moving parts, doing it in another country while traveling seems to be the best. I literally think about this everyday and may or may not have a decent life insurance policy
  3. 2022-05-14 at 1:42 PM UTC
    #1363
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo My bubble yum ass needs a good way to fake my death. Fire won't work, vehicle submerged in water is a realistic one I have so far because divers can only go down for so long and bilge clogs instruments so if there's a body of some kind down there they're gonna assume it's me. Although there's alot of moving parts, doing it in another country while traveling seems to be the best. I literally think about this everyday and may or may not have a decent life insurance policy

    get a pair of your shoes and one of your teeth, smear a little bit of your own blood on the shoes then toss them with the tooth into a lion pit at the zoo, let them think u were eaten
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  4. 2022-05-14 at 1:55 PM UTC
    #1364
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo My bubble yum ass needs a good way to fake my death. Fire won't work, vehicle submerged in water is a realistic one I have so far because divers can only go down for so long and bilge clogs instruments so if there's a body of some kind down there they're gonna assume it's me. Although there's alot of moving parts, doing it in another country while traveling seems to be the best. I literally think about this everyday and may or may not have a decent life insurance policy

    Make sure to arrange for the proper(fraudulent) documentation at your destination or you will probably be stuck there. I hear it's only 5k USD to get fake passport and boat ride from the coast of say Morocco to the EU. Ukranian passport will get you all the benefits and more in Germany. Technically wherever you wash up has to take you in, but you can stroll right across the border in Western Europe.

    Or just you know, make sure you got some crypto and go live like a Sheikh in Morocco.
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  5. 2022-05-14 at 1:59 PM UTC
    #1365
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster get a pair of your shoes and one of your teeth, smear a little bit of your own blood on the shoes then toss them with the tooth into a lion pit at the zoo, let them think u were eaten

    I could also do that in a high crime urban area
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  6. 2022-05-14 at 2:10 PM UTC
    #1366
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    They said I'm managing a floor today to test me out. Okay đź‘Ś
  7. 2022-05-14 at 2:14 PM UTC
    #1367
    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Who are you. John Vehicle (inventor of vehicles)?
  8. 2022-05-14 at 7:01 PM UTC
    #1368
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I quit my job today, my career even. when my co workers asked why, I looked them right in the eyes and said i refuse to contribute to society unless it starts providing me with unlimited, convenient access to 18 year old pussy.
    I am never working another day in my life until I wake up one morning and there is a white, busty (natural) blonde (also natural) 18 year old on my doorstep with blue eyes and an intact hymen that has never had tiktok or instagram and wants to have my children. She must also have no tattoos, has never been out of the state, and has a good relationship with both her parents, who are themselves still married and very much in love with no history of infidelity on the mothers side. Until then I will spend my time mining as much proof of work crypto as humanly possible, making deep fake porn of leftwing women, reading NIS, and refusing to pay any taxes. every time someone criticises my decision, I will donate $50 to an anti LGBT organisation, I will also from here onwards spend an inordinate amount of time harrassing women who have decided to murder their children on social media, as well as people who call themselves polygamous or wittingly enter into open relationships. Furthermore, I will be cutting all sex-havers out of my life until said demands are met. this is the future the democrats chose, get out of my way you fat tranny

    TLDR

    You worked just long enough to collect welfare
  9. 2022-05-14 at 7:03 PM UTC
    #1369
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you. John Vehicle (inventor of vehicles)?

    I invented a John for a vehicle once. It was basically a large mouth gatoraide bottle to pee in
  10. 2022-05-14 at 7:05 PM UTC
    #1370
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lodger Free I invented a John for a vehicle once. It was basically a large mouth gatoraide bottle to pee in

    good idea, i usually just use your mom's mouth
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  11. 2022-05-14 at 7:25 PM UTC
    #1371
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo My bubble yum ass needs a good way to fake my death. Fire won't work, vehicle submerged in water is a realistic one I have so far because divers can only go down for so long and bilge clogs instruments so if there's a body of some kind down there they're gonna assume it's me. Although there's alot of moving parts, doing it in another country while traveling seems to be the best. I literally think about this everyday and may or may not have a decent life insurance policy

    My uncle died abroad. Was drugged, seen on nightclub footage looking that way leaving and standing outside for 15 minutes, then walking towards a pier. He’d been drugged the week earlier as well. Then I found out he was a pedo when I read his diary.
  12. 2022-05-14 at 7:30 PM UTC
    #1372
    Kafka sweaty
    My dad never liked him tbh, thought there was something off because he wouldn’t look him in the eye, dye his grey hair and made fun of him for carrying around a backpack in his middle-age as if he were going to school or something.
  13. 2022-05-14 at 7:35 PM UTC
    #1373
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka My dad never liked him tbh, thought there was something off because he wouldn’t look him in the eye, dye his grey hair and made fun of him for carrying around a backpack in his middle-age as if he were going to school or something.

    Definitely sounds like he gave off pedo vibes. I'm gonna guess the country he died in welcomes all tourists no matter what they plan on doing there
  14. 2022-05-14 at 7:44 PM UTC
    #1374
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Definitely sounds like he gave off pedo vibes. I'm gonna guess the country he died in welcomes all tourists no matter what they plan on doing there

    Looking back I can see signs, like he didn’t marry the woman he was seeing for ten years, didn’t want to settle down. I went out with him one night and saw him trying to hit on these young girls, they told him they were under 18 and he didn’t fuck off immediately.
  15. 2022-05-14 at 9:51 PM UTC
    #1375
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lodger Free TLDR

    You worked just long enough to collect welfare

    There is no requirement . Welfare is for degens that don't quality for unemployment. What you are supposed to do is get unemployment for a year and get a job before then and never go on welfare

    But yeah I don't have enough hours for unemployment
  16. 2022-05-14 at 9:52 PM UTC
    #1376
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    There was a complete leadership shakeup and I think all the people from my department got promoted because they all have fancy new vests and stuff.

    I guess I missed all that LOL I was playing 7 days to die and got skipped for promotion and will probably get fired. Oh well it's for the same money
  17. 2022-05-14 at 10:06 PM UTC
    #1377
    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lodger Free I invented a John for a vehicle once. It was basically a large mouth gatoraide bottle to pee in

    Who are you, John Waeuf DeRhode (inventor of The Way Of The Road)?
  18. 2022-05-14 at 10:34 PM UTC
    #1378
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lodger Free I invented a John for a vehicle once. It was basically a large mouth gatoraide bottle to pee in

    one time I saw a trucker black out drunk just whipe his dick out and start pissing all over the carpet of his own house as he stumbled around trying to find a bottle and by the time he did get one he already pissed everywhere and was basically just pissing all over the bottle/ his hand and then he went and passed back out

    truckers are fucked
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  19. 2022-05-14 at 11:38 PM UTC
    #1379
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood one time I saw a trucker black out drunk just whipe his dick out and start pissing all over the carpet of his own house as he stumbled around trying to find a bottle and by the time he did get one he already pissed everywhere and was basically just pissing all over the bottle/ his hand and then he went and passed back out

    truckers are fucked

    that's drinkin buddy
  20. 2022-05-15 at 12:06 AM UTC
    #1380
    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Who are you, John Truck?
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