sometimes I take drugs and get constipated and the poop feels like large geometric crystals coming out of my ass
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I like to bang my sandwiches before I eat them too
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2022-05-12 at 4:40 AM UTC
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Chinese feet
This is me when I put on the wrong socks in the morning lmao
https://thisvid.com/videos/chinese-feet25/
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2022-05-12 at 4:35 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2022-05-12 at 4:32 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein
Long work week friends..hump day was crazy but we made it y’all
❤️
Let’s get home to that bubble bath 💥🥳
did that man kidnap u 🥺
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Originally posted by CandyRein
God give me the strength to get off this bench and finish these last rounds … amen ❤️
call in sick tomorrow and friday
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Michael Obama. Barrack used to zip around New York in the back of a limo getting blowjobs from male hookers.
I used to do that too. i still do but I used to, too
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2022-05-11 at 6:13 PM UTC
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I woke up like this
Originally posted by mmQ
What kind of roofies are they using in yours?
Roche 2 mg
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Yes and I liked it too
nice 🙂
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2022-05-11 at 1:21 AM UTC
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folx,. I have to stop.
u will be back in my inbox talking gay shit with me again in no time
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ur telling me a buffalo has wings??
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Originally posted by WellHung
playing volleyball
the only thing u play is ur dick
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put on the loli outfit and i'll snort cocaine off ur tits
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Originally posted by aldra
Terry A Davis trained hard to get where he is
Fucking glow in the dark nigger monkeys. Just run them over with your car.
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2022-05-10 at 2:01 AM UTC
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$600 Moneynigger Tokyo
while we're here can i hold 600 until i get paid on friday?
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2022-05-10 at 2:06 AM UTC
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Fona 5-9-2022
Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
You'll get home when you go sick too
can't get sick if u dont got a home to go home to get sick in
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Originally posted by blaster master
similar to this but rusty as fuck, cooler tires, open exhaust and limo tint.
i would be happy to get raped or do a rape in that
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in 2022 we gon have flying cars and shiet
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