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Posts That Were Thanked by Rape Monster

  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Have a great Saturday evening everybody ๐Ÿ’“
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  2. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Dip the corn in research chemicals
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse smoking weed laying in bed, today was a good day bought some ray bans to replace the oakleys i lost last weekend. i was temped to buy the lame ones at ross or marshalls whatever it was but i bought the fucking 180 dollar ones but they are pretty sick.

    and i got 30 bucks in kohls cash lol

    Kohl's cash is cool my mom took me there for my birthday last year lol I got like 500 dollars worth of shit for 150 bucks. That place is crazy
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    when you keep people in an open-air prison and poke them with sticks for almost a century you can't really act surprised when they chimp out
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  5. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I ate a whole tub of marshmallow cream last night, I can see why America invents likes it now.
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    gayest, safest take

    fuck off faggot
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  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Come here and I'll tickle your hermit crab as long as you like



    Originally posted by Rape Monster I too am both a hermit and a crab

    I took that hermit crab out of it's shell nigger, do you think you can play with me one more time?
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  8. Originally posted by Rape Monster I was using self checkout the other day and once I'd paid I realized I forgot to scan my $6 stick of deodorant so I just threw it into my bag ๐Ÿ˜Ž

    They're now reviewing camera footage and sending a summons through the mail.
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Mr. Lahey stabs a guy working at the israeli embassy in China

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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    being so obsessed with things going into your asshole is very gay
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  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster

    LOL I like ET with the AK.
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  13. jerryb African Astronaut
    Never a bad day when kikes and snackbars whacking each other. No need to support one over the other.
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Bradley doesn't need to be told, he found out the hard way that being a nonstop drunk retard will make you go blind (I guess?)
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  15. RandyCain Houston
    IMAGINE TAKING THE MAKEUP OFF THEM AND THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE THIS

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  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    I hate shopping, the internet was the best thing to happen for me. Not all that thrilled about holidays either, I'm not much of an American. lol
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Instigator Thats scrambled

    I'm on about a fried egg.

    So I can have an egg banjo.

    You could complete this task in <4 minutes. Griddle on high. Hot enough in 60-90 seconds. Crack egg(s) onto griddle. Flip within 60-90 seconds. Take it off after desired yoke status within 30 seconds.

    Your bacon is probably FINNA take longer than your egg. If bacon is part of your BANJO. toast or don't toast your bread/bun while you're egg cooking.

    This is one of the quickest mealies you can prepare, so I must assume with your time constraints you normally only eat cookies and straight oats.
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  18. Loing African Astronaut
    Actual footage of Polecat and his son:

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  19. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    The one in the middle looks like a dude...send that one to ghost.
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  20. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Nothing like a long rod inserted into your urethra right before you cun
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