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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ

    Would it cost 600 to get your lappy working again? Must be a pretty fancy boi. Did she break it on porpoise? Did you impose a penance upon her for doing so, perhaps a mutual breaking of her bones?

    Crackbook of course. She broke it like a month ago in front of her kid because she was drunk and mad and a piece of shit. Her friend was with me when I picked it up from the repair shop and told her how much it cost and said don't ever tell her how much it cost me because it would make her happy to know it cost so much. Of course as soon as I'm mean to her she calls my bm to tell her.

    I viewed it as an investment but Since I paid for the repairs I've probably only made about $300 or $400 from things I specifically needed that lappy for. The whole situation kinda makes me angry. In the last 6 months I've had alot of shit stolen or broken by people I was close to. The foremost culprit I really want to hurt again and Inshallah I will.
  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Come here and I'll tickle your hermit crab as long as you like



    Originally posted by Rape Monster I too am both a hermit and a crab

    I took that hermit crab out of it's shell nigger, do you think you can play with me one more time?
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  3. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH
    NIG FAGs
  4. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mashlehash I took that hermit crab out of it's shell nigger, do you think you can play with me one more time?
  5. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mashlehash I took that hermit crab out of it's shell nigger, do you think you can play with me one more time?

    Do you remember the tv show "Chico and the Man"?

    You two are Guido and the Man. live together and kill one another
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Waiting for butt to bring me food to my job ❤️
  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Come back here you hermit crab, I need to talk to you about grade scturcture and skill.

    Now do you need to talk to him? What if I was only just trying to play with my hermit
    .crab?

    What if we had a little bit of time to talk about thise more before we decided to say

    that that was the wrong thing to say when you know you're the trusted class partner

    where we just want to know if you;'re going to do it again in front of everyone where

    we, talk S&$3
  8. Sitting on the toilet
  9. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mashlehash I took that hermit crab out of it's shell nigger, do you think you can play with me one more time?


    Farm for a 2 and 2 bath with like 7 acres with barns in the back yard 100k

    ? is the town of sparta a nice town?
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Pouring sweet & sour sauce on my fries 🍟
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Rat Files!
    tonight we are loading with toothpicks and large pot stalks cut down to fit in the shot shell,, well thats the first round i'll use tonight,, the next one is all toothpicks broke in half, it would seem head on head shots are not giving me instant kills if they are even killin em cuz they runnoft when shot in the face.
    when shot from the side it always kills em with blood and guts, hmmm I wonder if i use strike anywhere matches if I can shoot flaming arrows at em, fuk I forget to set up the outside light in the rat hole out in the ash pile,, its baited with ;leftover breakfast.
    I'm going to go watch it for a wghile and see if they are out there
  12. Originally posted by POLECAT Rat Files!
    tonight we are loading with toothpicks and large pot stalks cut down to fit in the shot shell,, well thats the first round i'll use tonight,, the next one is all toothpicks broke in half, it would seem head on head shots are not giving me instant kills if they are even killin em cuz they runnoft when shot in the face.
    when shot from the side it always kills em with blood and guts, hmmm I wonder if i use strike anywhere matches if I can shoot flaming arrows at em, fuk I forget to set up the outside light in the rat hole out in the ash pile,, its baited with ;leftover breakfast.
    I'm going to go watch it for a wghile and see if they are out there

    Send vids to PETA
  13. Originally posted by CandyRein Waiting for butt to bring me food to my job ❤️

    Wait is butt your pet name for your man? That’s cute lol
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT Rat Files!
    tonight we are loading with toothpicks and large pot stalks cut down to fit in the shot shell,, well thats the first round i'll use tonight,, the next one is all toothpicks broke in half, it would seem head on head shots are not giving me instant kills if they are even killin em cuz they runnoft when shot in the face.
    when shot from the side it always kills em with blood and guts, hmmm I wonder if i use strike anywhere matches if I can shoot flaming arrows at em, fuk I forget to set up the outside light in the rat hole out in the ash pile,, its baited with ;leftover breakfast.
    I'm going to go watch it for a wghile and see if they are out there

    Have you tried using a high powered airsoft pellet gun?
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Sudo Have you tried using a high powered airsoft pellet gun?

    hell no, I would have to buy one to try one and I already have a 22 lr and a 22 mag scoped up for outside and the 16 gage shotgun works pretty good in the house
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox Wait is butt your pet name for your man? That’s cute lol

    Thank you! It is the pet name I made for him …
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT hell no, I would have to buy one to try one and I already have a 22 lr and a 22 mag scoped up for outside and the 16 gage shotgun works pretty good in the house

    I guess ammo is alot cheaper in the states than it is here but 22lr is still pretty cheap. That seems like overkill and not want you would want to be using in the house. Plus one shot and they all scurry, many pellet guns are pretty quiet so you could let a few shots off with the same diameter as 22lr.

    Idk about you and your rat cabin but I wouldn't want to let off a shotgun at a rat in my house. Seems impractical if you plan to continue living in your house. Birdshot is messy and most shotguns have a bit of kick, idk I'd wanna work smarter not harder. Toothpicks is an example of thinking outside the box but have you thought of choking them while they sleep?
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he's been putting Tums in the shotgun shells
  19. What a madman
  20. Absolute madlad
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