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  1. #1
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    - Always keep a low profile. Act and dress inconspicuously.

    - Some gas stations keep the cigarettes and alcohol in cabinets that are part of an aisle on the other side of the checkout counter. If you're ever in the need for an entire carton of Newport's, just reach in and get them.

    - Bring someone with that can stand in front of cameras for you if you can't find a blindspot: security can't do jack shit unless they see you directly take an item/ go out the door with it/ take it to the bathroom.

    - Wear sunglasses OR a hat, never both.

    - Check things like nicorette, trading cards, jedielry, and more small expensive items for tags. Sometimes the tag is just a sticker on the back that can be peeled off. At beauty supply stores there are often tags on many of the items that can be peeled off.

    - Get in and get out, don't stick around once you've done something illegal.

    - With the last tip being said, don't rush too much or you'll look suspicious.

    - Tale advantage of stores like dollar tree and dollar general that oftentimes have a 1000+ sq ft store and only 1 or 2 employees on shift.

    - Furthermore, check around the store to see how unkept it is. Chances are that if the sales floor is unkept that they are short-staffed.
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  2. #2
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I take it you still have no job.
    Good luck getting one in jail.
  3. #3
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I take it you still have no job.
    Good luck getting one in jail.

    I don't lift, I'm retired from criminal activit.
  4. #4
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Do you even lift brah?
  5. #5
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Good luck with the local gas station here, the Indian guy had his door smashed and now has about 100 cameras in the place.

    He told me if he catches the guy he's going to kill him. lol
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs - Wear sunglasses OR a hat, never both.

    These days you can just walk in anywhere wearing a COVID mask and people will think you’re just a weirdo not a criminal
  7. #7
    Instigator Space Nigga
    I shoplifted for the first time in awhile the other day by accident put a £1 bottle of vape juice in my pocket cause I was distracted getting other groceries, got a little election when I realised my mistake when I got home.
  8. #8
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Doesn't everyone just do walkouts these days anyway?

    Police here in UK have told stores to not even phone them unless it's something of decent monetary value that's been shoplifter or threats 9f violence.
  9. #9
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Best place to shoplift is California. That just stand around watching you or upload a video to tiktok.
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  10. #10
    The two for one:

    1. Buy a small, high-value item and get receipt.

    2. Go back in a few minutes later and pick up and pocket the same item.

    3. When stopped outside by LP, show receipt.
  11. #11
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Instigator I shoplifted for the first time in awhile the other day by accident put a £1 bottle of vape juice in my pocket cause I was distracted getting other groceries, got a little election when I realised my mistake when I got home.

    I was using self checkout the other day and once I'd paid I realized I forgot to scan my $6 stick of deodorant so I just threw it into my bag 😎
  12. #12
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The two for one:

    1. Buy a small, high-value item and get receipt.

    2. Go back in a few minutes later and pick up and pocket the same item.

    3. When stopped outside by LP, show receipt.

    1. Person #1 gets small high value item(s)
    2. Person #1 stashes the item(s) inside of a larger boxed item and leaves.
    3. Person #2 comes in and purchases the boxed item with the valuables inside, then removes them and returns the original item with the receipt.

    Person 1 isn't leaving the store with anything and person 2 could easily play dumb if somehow caught (unlikely)
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  13. #13
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I was using self checkout the other day and once I'd paid I realized I forgot to scan my $6 stick of deodorant so I just threw it into my bag 😎

    They're now reviewing camera footage and sending a summons through the mail.
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  14. #14
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I was using self checkout the other day and once I'd paid I realized I forgot to scan my $6 stick of deodorant so I just threw it into my bag 😎

    Exwife #2 did that after we split up...but they busted her (guess they saw it on the camera), $300 fine and banned from the walmart.

    Fucking lol.
  15. #15
    Migh Houston
    I been at at my current job for over six years and I was doing some shoplin today. But I was taking specific things for a specific purpose.

    I like placing items just in case I'm being watched on my first visit. I'll place(usually behind a box that contains other items or inside something like a bucket or storage container) my target items in an area near the exit for a quick getaway.

    I'll do this at multiple stores, then change clothing and then go back and lift the items.
  16. #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I filled an aluminium bat with lead and have been using it for clubbat exercises
  17. #17
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh wrong kind of lifting
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  18. #18
    Migh Houston
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Exwife #2 did that after we split up…but they busted her (guess they saw it on the camera), $300 fine and banned from the walmart.

    Fucking lol.

    Self checkouts havn't been safe for lifting for a long time.

    They call it "skip scanning".
  19. #19
    Originally posted by aldra I filled an aluminium bat with lead and have been using it for clubbat exercises

    reaming you're ass ?
  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Migh Self checkouts havn't been safe for lifting for a long time.

    They call it "skip scanning".

    i know two chicks that do it literally every time they go shopping. there are times they skip literally half of their items
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