Originally posted by Rape Monster
he probably used the wrong kind of shampoo
God my dumbass tried making a fifi in jail and literally just used shampoo inside of a latex glove. My next 3 pisses were pretty the most painful I've ever experienced.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
One of my favorite foods is fajitas, which I'm cooking for dinner tonight. Chicken or steak, doesn't matter, it's all good.
If I had to eat only one type of cuisine it would be Mexican
Mexican food is so good. I made enchiladas for the first time last night
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOT. TIME TO FLEX SEAL MY SHOES.
ALSO I JUST BOUGHT A MINT CONDITION 2010 NISSAN JUKE. RUNS GREAT EXCEPT THE ENGINE DOESNT WORK SO I CUT OUT THE FLOOR BOARD AND FRED FLINSTONE THE CAR AROUND, NO ONE KNOWS AND WAS AN E Z FIX FOR ENGINE PROBLEMS.
JUST GOT SOME NEW 12,000 DOLLAR INDESTRUCTIBLE SHOES TO GO WITH MY FREDFLINSTONES CAR TOO.
ALSO THE SNAKE IN MY BOOT MOVED TO THE ATTIC SO LOOKS LIKE DIS OLD HOUSE'S ATTIC MEEDS MOAR FLEXSEAL.
WILL POST PICS ONCE I HACK THIS PHONE TO WORK ON MY SERVICE BECAUSE THEY SAID IT WOULD STOP WORKING SO I BOUGHT A NEW PHOME BUT IT NEVER STOPPED WORKING SO NOW I HAVE A 1,000 DOLLAR PAPER WEIGHT ITS PRETTY COOL.
ALSO MY GF IS FROM LITTLE BIG WORLD WE JUST SPENT 134,000 DOLLARS HAVING THE DOCTORS CHOP HER LEGS OFF AND ADD LEG EXTENSIONS SO SHE ISNT A MIDGET ANYMORE.
OH ALSO IM SO RICH AND HAVE A JOB NOW I DONT HAVE TO SAVE MONEY IT ROOLZ, IN FACT I TOLD MY BANK TO CANCEL MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND I ONLY WANT CHECKING CUZ IM NOT A BETA BITCH WHO SAVES MONEY DIS IS AMERICA.
OH HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY WONDEDFUL NEIGHBORS? DEY ARE MEXICANS AND HAVE DA BEST DROOGS!
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[my adversative decurved garbo]
Lol i never thought about the delusions of sobriety on that shit but ur right.
I literally will argue in a cops/parents/girls face that im sobet as fuxk after i just ate 8 pressed green hulks then apologize crying in the morning while getting my car out of tow
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
Wellhung knows all about Burger King because when the hotel breakfast shuts down he's forced to eat from their dumpster
Which has plenty of perfectly good burgers that were thrown away becuz they were simply 'sitting in the bin for too long.'
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