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  1. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Helped a friend out at his restaurant bc 2 cooks didnt show up. Worked 3 hrs after i got off my regular job and at the end of the night when i was taking my food home, the meatballs spilled all over the floor of my car and my phone fell in it. So trying to help out a friend, i fucked up a $1500 phone and now my car is full of meatball and tomato sauce and provolone. *sigh*

    im so tired.

    I am imagining you immediately exclaiming "thanks Obama."
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Balloon Man mmQ is correct. Thank you for expressing that so articulately.

    I now also know that you are an opportunistic bullshitter.
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost I am depressed and want to kill myself because everything i've done for the past years has been for nothing and I have nothnig to show for it. I want to fuckign smash heads in and burn down a building fuck the world


    lol someone ran out of meth. Suffer and feel miserable for as long as possible you reprehensible fiend. Serves you right. ⚘
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    much better than General Butt Naked.
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    fortallen
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Rise and shine 🎶💓
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Kafka sweaty
    I need to stop chain smoking, hate waking up with none left. Slightly fuzzy ig, no headache just not 100%. It’s raining. Rn I have to sort food and cigs then get ready to meet someone. I don’t feel awake and sipping vodka rn probably isn’t helping. My wrist hurts. I need a kebab.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Woke up and ate 4 bananas
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Sorry 3 bananas
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Sorry 3 bananas and 1 dick in my mouf.
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    garfallow
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    tennipess
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Helped a friend out at his restaurant bc 2 cooks didnt show up. Worked 3 hrs after i got off my regular job and at the end of the night when i was taking my food home, the meatballs spilled all over the floor of my car and my phone fell in it. So trying to help out a friend, i fucked up a $1500 phone and now my car is full of meatball and tomato sauce and provolone. *sigh*

    im so tired.

    $1500 phone and it takes a shit on you over a bit of marinara sauce? That's why you don't buy apple made garbage.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster $1500 phone and it takes a shit on you over a bit of marinara sauce? That's why you don't buy apple made garbage.

    Why are you trying to give advice to a 40 year old dude who still lives with his mom? He obviously wants to have it his own way, but i'm not talking about Burger King.
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung Why are you trying to give advice to a 40 year old dude who still lives with his mom? He obviously wants to have it his own way, but i'm not talking about Burger King.

    I'm older than him and I'm not 40

    Also it was mainly to take a jab at anyone silly enough to drop that on a phone
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Wellhung knows all about Burger King because when the hotel breakfast shuts down he's forced to eat from their dumpster
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I'm older than him and I'm not 40

    Also it was mainly to take a jab at anyone silly enough to drop that on a phone

    40 or older was what i was implying...yea that's absurd to spend that on a phone. talk about a rip-off.
  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung 40 or older was what i was implying…yea that's absurd to spend that on a phone. talk about a rip-off.

    gotta have yo drip to flaunt at the nigger bar
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Wellhung knows all about Burger King because when the hotel breakfast shuts down he's forced to eat from their dumpster

    Which has plenty of perfectly good burgers that were thrown away becuz they were simply 'sitting in the bin for too long.'
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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