If someone unironically sang whisky lullaby at a bar I was at, I would kill myself. lol
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2022-08-09 at 10:11 PM UTC
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Drug trial
I've signed up to do a drug trial, going for a blood test in a few weeks. If I have the required anti bodies then I'll come back for further tests and 2 weeks quarantine. Not bad for £4000.
I'd let them give me fucking AIDS if the price was right.
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victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Originally posted by Bradley
why not just stop smoking? Self discipline will go along way, if you can't even reliably wake up at 9am as an adult, I'm pretty sure self discipline is something you need to work on. Taking medication to help you achieve something without fixing the root core of your problems will likely lead you into the same self destructive behaviors your careless attitude has already achieved.
Aren't you in rehab you hypocrite?
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2022-08-09 at 7:45 PM UTC
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Kevin the Cat Fucker.
dude i would tell on any animal fucker or pedophile ina heart beat ,sorry u take that personally
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His mother felt bad for abandoning him as a child in California while she explored her Poland/Spain whore lifestyle, she resumed being in his life when he was in his early teens. She was determined to try to *make things right* so she provided for him till about 18. He tried living on his own but ran into a lot of issues, so his mom allowed him to live with her. The most most notable issue being about 15 years ago he attempted to lure a 12 year old into meeting him for sex at a public park (he was 30 at the time iirc), & when he went to the park he asked two plain clothes detectives, "Hey have you seen any twelve year olds around?"
He was arrested and told on himself and with the chat records and everything he was doing online, sentenced to 3 years for Child Sexual Enticement, and met Luciano in prison, Luciano was basically his father figure/god/boyfriend/master. Luciano used him for canteen money his mom would send in most likely had sexual relations with him in Protective Custody (where they send pedophiles, former police officers, and confidential informants).
Due to the child sex charges he was deported back to Poland (where he had come from as a child with very little memory, but still worshipped as a sorta Slavic Nationalist (it's all pretty cringy) and proceeded to learn Polish and live with his mother) after a few laughable attempts at making websites, doing digital art, and writing, he resigned himself to his current userous lifestyle, supported by his mother.
She lives in a nice apartment and urges her son to socialize instead of sitting on the internet trying to fuck children still. So she gives him money to spend and he goes to the bar where he sits on the internet trying to fuck children. She takes him on vacations with her, and treats him as most women would treat their teenage son, ignoring his faults (pedophilism, bestiality, anti social personality), and hoping he changes one day.
Lately he got into performing oral sex on dogs' asses and trying to entice children into doing such while he watches.
He has sex 3 times. His name is Mikej Lacek or something like that, another member of our community will give you his full name when they see this.
Hope that sums up everything.
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Iran's been on the 'cusp of having nukes' for like 30 years
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man remember when NEverland Ranch got raided and TV news kept showing that picture of the rhinestone glove that'd fallen in the mud or something so it had an atrocious brown finger
I hope they do the same thing with Trump, except with a yellow raincoat
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Originally posted by Sudo
That's so crazy, the shopkeep who molested me called himself Mr Doodleburger too
That's a pretty funny dub must be an Australian show
the real funny thing is he actually went to jail for molesting that girl on set
well, maybe not funny. especially for her
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
Yeah but he still argues over a 0.01 difference in crack weight
I can't wait til Joe isn't president anymore and 60 minutes does a story on 25 prostitutes who claim he's choked them
Hunter Biden makes me want to live, love and laugh more
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
Hopefully they don't find the piss drawer
*piss room
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Note to self:
Have a kid
Have them open a lemonade stand ASAP
Put a fake hundo in their money box and claim it was done creepy old man
Call the news and the police
$$$$$rofit
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Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Oh so people literally have there legs shrink when Walk ng a certain direction PRETTY SURE this is false
You probably failed perspective class. 2 objects of the same size, if viewed from different distances will appear of different sizes...or if the distance isn't so great MAYBE still the same size...THE FURTHER ONE AWAY THOUGH WILL NOT APPEAR BIGGER THAN THE CLOSER ONE...
The left leg is clearly smaller/thinner than the right leg and so...further away...making the man..running away from the camera...compare the calves.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Beer+cliff bars= elixir of youth and vitality
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
my dad died on 9/11, i'll never forget his last words to me when he called from the airplane
"allahu akbar"
is this the modern my grandpa survived the Holocaust (he was a guard in the watch towers.) ?
I wonder what the 2022 version would be IN THESE TRYING TIMES IN THIS DAY AND AGE
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2022-08-07 at 6:41 PM UTC
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Just had a $70 pizza 🍕
ya fona this is why you're gonna be poor forever.
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2022-08-07 at 1:09 PM UTC
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Locked galaxy phone
Candice bitch handle her heroin?
So semisazas how much money did sheleave you and did you relapse? I can't remember your name and moved to Miami but I hope you remember me.
I remember you cumming on your DEA father's chair and him kicking you out for it. And when you NEEDED food to the pont you were begging STRANGERS ONLINE. So I said yeah bro I'm a boss rich ass player whatever you want, I got you! That was a test btw.
Then when I looked at the list you put together it was gourmet food, hand picked jedi deli olives, rib eye steaks, Alaskan salmon, drink mixes, Perrier water, crab cakes. Haha greedy ass nigga, now you're stealing some dead lady's phone. Why don't you give it back to her family? Broke ass relapsin ass nigga.
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Originally posted by blaster master
Man I decided to eat at this fancy place, order a blue cheese burger it's insanely good. Can't believe it. And they're playing Lou Reed on the stereo, cool place.
Aren't you glad you didn't order a blue waffle?
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
here, bite down on this rag and we can change that
Uhhhh okay.
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