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Posts That Were Thanked by Rape Monster

  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if they drug test you insist on showing them how hard you can pee
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I stopped doing that when I kept having to fix my bumper like twice a week
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  3. Originally posted by Rape Monster I've driven on benzos like 50+ times in the past couple months

    They really make long journeys fly by.

    I remember finding a traffic cone melted to the bottom of my engine once. I vaguely remember some roadworks, but still wonder how it got there.
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  4. Sevn Yung Blood [confab my linked clunch]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster so i accidentally killed this crack whore and don't know what to do

    This is a proven method:
    Get a pig farm, starve the pigs, feed them the bodies. Mr Pickton was getting away with it for years until he got sloppy
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  5. Kafka sweaty
    I feel like death and like I'm losing control so I'm gonna get fucked up on drugs and there's a small voice saying it's a health risk but I feel like I don't have a choice? I'll act without thinking.
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  6. blaster master victim of incest
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  7. jerryb African Astronaut
    Yeah I've lurked for a long time and tried to reg a couple of times. No alt, I'm probably the official old guy here now, 61.
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  8. troon African Astronaut
    when i was 15 i sprayed deodorant down on my crotch for when my gf was gonna give me a bj. she actally stopped sucking to ask if that's what i'd done and when i said yes she laughed, but not in an amused way, more like in a "you fucking arse" sort of way, and it wasn't a good bj after that.

    i never sprayed my balls again. slide22 is telling it straight, don't do that shit
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  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    literary when the conveyer jerks and my can of tomato falls over just yell out FUCK!!!!!!! really loud, then when they put something on top of the bag of chips and you can hear the bag of chips crinkle yell OHHHHH SHITTTT!!!!!!!!!

    and when they pick up the 6 pack and the glass clinks you just yell really loud WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I'm on day 4. Yesterday I found a half a pack of Newport Red 100s and didn't feel the craving to smoke them.
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Available a block away at the smoke shop too
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  12. troon African Astronaut
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  13. blaster master victim of incest
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  14. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Psychiatrists are all crooks

    Real md's hate psych docs
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  15. Ghost Black Hole
    me every friday night
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by blaster master i feel like they should use comic sans as the text on the bottle.

    it needs a holographic foil label like those super rare Pokemon cards
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  17. blaster master victim of incest
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  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I always used to think while high on DX that it had medical potential because it made me feel "normal"

    I had similar feelings. I dunno if it made me feel normal, I'm too weird for that I think, but it definitely felt like it was at least fixing something about me that was profoundly broken. Like I'd take a big dose to trip and be a sloppy robotic mess who can't walk normal, but once that wore off there'd be the afterglow and then for a couple days I'd just feel... better. Refreshed. Revitalized. Reinvigorated.
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  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Well, this explains how I survived high school.
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  20. Originally posted by Rape Monster She's probably taking a fat shit right now

    I fapped to this
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