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Posts That Were Thanked by Rape Monster

  1. 2022-12-20 at 12:34 PM UTC in Guys this is interesting
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    No it isnt if its on facebook
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  2. 2022-12-20 at 2:44 AM UTC in So did I quit or did they quit me?
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Gave my notice last week, went into work today and logged on to "punch in"
    and got a message saying that I'm not scheduled to work today.
    So I said FUCK IT and drove back home packed a bowl and got fucked up.
    I guess I'm all done at Lowe's.
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  3. 2022-12-19 at 12:43 AM UTC in I figured out why our forum is dying.
    Bradley Florida Man
    Low quality posts and not enough trading pit activity!!!
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  4. 2022-12-18 at 2:24 PM UTC in Hey y’all, I’m ballin
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
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  5. 2022-12-18 at 5:16 AM UTC in Hey y’all, I’m ballin
    Bradley Florida Man
    Imagine boofin it and it's so cold
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  6. 2022-12-18 at 12:59 AM UTC in Fights when shopping
    Bradley Florida Man
    Mate this is absolute bollocks.
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  7. 2022-12-18 at 12:02 AM UTC in Fights when shopping
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    fads
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  8. 2022-12-17 at 7:49 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    AA is for quitter's
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  9. 2022-12-15 at 11:38 PM UTC in Duncan Hills Coffee
    Bradley Florida Man
    where do i get epehedra to make the more man tea can i drink it by myself????????
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  10. 2022-12-13 at 3:42 PM UTC in select escorts
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master Really? So what do you say when you go in there? Hey I want a massage? Hey I want the special?

    My buddy was telling me he went to a place he thought was like that. So he said they sent him into the room and he gets naked and had a stiffy because he had taken a viagra. And anyways she comes into the room and gets mad as fuck at him and tells him this isn't that kind of place and to put his clothes back on and get out before she calls the cops.

    Sometimes they offer extras, sometimes you ask for extras...depends on the place. If they think you're a cop they'll kick you out even if they do offer those services.

    The first one I went to was back in England on my 18th birthday, it wasn't even an Asian spa, it was white girls. "Daniella's" massage place. It sat on a crossroads, there was the local pub on one corner, a betting shop on another, a chippy on another and Daniella's on the last one...a perfect place to spend a day.

    A few of my friends paid for me to visit as it was my 18th...I went in for a massage and halfway through she said "Do you want to see the extras menu?" I said yes and she gave me a literal cardboard menu just like at a restaurant.

    1. hand job - 20 pounds
    2. hand job and shower - 25 pounds
    3. blow job - 30 pounds
    4. blow job in shower -40 pounds
    5 full sex...
    6...anal sex...
    7. 2 girls...

    etc etc..

    The buddies had collected about 25 quid (remember this was 35+ years ago) so I looked at them menu and said "The number 2 please (hand job in the shower).

    It was a soapy delight.
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  11. 2022-12-12 at 6:10 PM UTC in select escorts
    blaster master victim of incest
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  12. 2022-12-12 at 5:59 PM UTC in select escorts
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master Man how do you know if it's that kinda place?

    Lol, they're all that kind of place here. If you see a spa in the middle of a strip mall it's a go.
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  13. 2022-12-12 at 4:52 PM UTC in select escorts
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    $60 - $100 at local spa depending on "service" requested....flight to Vegas not required.
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  14. 2022-12-11 at 9:40 PM UTC in Those Ecobars/elfbars
    Bradley Florida Man
    lol @ me finding random consumables on the ground at an NA meetings and hitting them in hopes that i'll be catapulted into being high as fuck in a room of dopefiends
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  15. 2022-12-10 at 3:18 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ

    Based
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  16. 2022-12-09 at 2:53 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    DRUGS
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  17. 2022-12-08 at 10:41 AM UTC in Hey guys remember the president of Japan
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost Well I can't stop remembering



    da blicky


    lol they found another unfinished one at his home with like 12 barrels
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  18. 2022-12-08 at 5:55 AM UTC in I used to think I needed drugs
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you don't necessarily have to choose one over the other
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  19. 2022-12-07 at 5:11 PM UTC in I met a guy who drinks brake fluid.
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    probably the kind of retarded home alone type shit I'd get up to if I were into stims

    "skylar is going on the roof to fight the shadow people"


    actual fucking lol
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  20. 2022-12-07 at 2:32 PM UTC in I met a guy who drinks brake fluid.
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol reminds me on inhalent users.

    I went thru the 90 day treatment in jail with this dude that had been arrested like 500 times for some fucked up charge because they couldnt think up a real one cuz all hed do is buy duster and huff it like walking around homeless all day. It was something like misuse of inhalents or something. He has on the news and can be found if you google enough. Dude ws weird as fuck and spoke to no one and looked like clean cut as fuck. Hella ppl in that grp were weird as fuck



    classic
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