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  1. Back when I was a young fella-me-lad and part of a motorcycle "gang" one of the guys used to drink the petrol (gas to you Americans) out of his fuel tank.

    We'd be sitting on our bikes talking and he'd remove the petrol cap dip his finger in and suck it. Naturally we said "wtf are you doing" and he responded "it tastes good try it"...so we tried it and it did taste pretty damn good.

    ...Probably wasn't so good you of course...and it might have been leaded petrol back then too.

    but I turned out alright, /twitch.
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  2. To spend billions/trillions on a war and achieve nothing but economic stress. 'MURICA
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  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Boomhauer was the best character

    The origin of how the character was created is also funny as fuck and puts the entire show in a different perspective for me at least

    And then the episode where everyone tells a story and in boomhaurs version hes the only one that talks normal?????? LIKE WHAT LOL
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  5. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    I feel too much
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  6. blaster master victim of incest
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  7. Those look like the kind of couches you smoke weed and eat Xanax on, heard
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  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Anyone who believes the official 911 narrative is a fool
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't go back and delete my posts like you do irma
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  10. Originally posted by Bradley I use bike locks on ppls shit

    Try batteries in a sock on the people, it makes taking their shit so much easier.
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  11. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster When I got my wisdom teeth out they gave me 60 10 mg hydrocodone. Nowadays they just tell you to take hugs doses of ibuprofen

    About the most you will get these days is 5 and that's if you are a regular patient.

    Talk about pain and suffering, I had all 4 wisdom removed in the navy. The military isn't known for top notch doctors.
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  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster When I got my wisdom teeth out they gave me 60 10 mg hydrocodone. Nowadays they just tell you to take hugs doses of ibuprofen

    Dude u got a one-track mind.
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  13. They don't like to extract teeth, they make more money out of doing a root canal and capping it. I had 2 dentists refuse to remove a tooth of mine because they wanted 2k to fix it...which had already had 2k spent on it 2yrs previously....I told them both I'll be fucked if I'm spending 4k on a fucking tooth.

    I ended up finding a "back street" Mexican dentist who pulled it for $200.
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  14. blaster master victim of incest
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    shut up
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Why are you deleting your animal sexual abuse images

    I'm so glad they deported your nasty ass
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  17. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master Hell yeah bro, I'm super proud of you. I'm stuck at work, I did some LSD yesterday and am not really feeling work one bit. I could definitely go for some heroin rn.

    Dude with the advent of the smart phone it'd be pretty cool to be a heroin using street person. I'd just chill out and play pokemon Gameboy and take naps.

    But alas, good heroin is long gone.

    Yeah my homelessness stint from August until late December 2020, even without a phone, was great

    I remember getting obsessed with playing a CVS handheld version of Oregon trail when on meth and my using buddy Caveman screamed at me saying "DUDE, THIS IS A LITERAL OREGON FUCKING TRAIL. NOW GET YOUR ASS TO THE DUMPSTER AND BRING US BACK SOME WAGON WHEELS"
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole


    Not"that's me on a lil boat pulling up"
    😭😭😭
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  19. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster nope. bout ready to go get a helium canister from Party City, and a hose and mask on Amazon prime.

    Goodbye and best of luck next time around.
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  20. curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
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